@Shhiny, your earlier wish for a HUGE rainstorm partially came true. It was pouring by my house for a while.
Granted, you get more time think of your wish after an unpredictable event kills everyone on the planet except for you. You have all the time in the world to think of a wish, but no one will be there to corrupt it once you do.
I wish I could eat buttery popcorn without getting my hands all buttery. Then I could eat buttery popcorn while playing DnD and not worry about getting everything dirty.
Granted! You know prestidigitation, and you accidentally lit a tree on fire with it
i wish for a million trees to fall out of the sky wherever I point
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted. Now there's a mob of angry people outside your house that's upset you didn't wish for world hunger to end or something like that.
I wish for broccoli plants to grow normally because I just watched a time-lapse of broccoli growing and now I'm worried they're gonna bolt instead of giving me broccoli.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
@Shhiny, your earlier wish for a HUGE rainstorm partially came true. It was pouring by my house for a while.
Granted, you get more time think of your wish after an unpredictable event kills everyone on the planet except for you. You have all the time in the world to think of a wish, but no one will be there to corrupt it once you do.
I wish I could eat buttery popcorn without getting my hands all buttery. Then I could eat buttery popcorn while playing DnD and not worry about getting everything dirty.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Granted! You know prestidigitation, and you accidentally lit a tree on fire with it
i wish for a million trees to fall out of the sky wherever I point
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted, your your funeral procession is in 5 hours don't be late!
I rish fow an iwish rwist rotche!
It falls apart because you made too many spelling changes, the wish doesn’t understand.
I wish for everything to happen as if I didn’t make this wish
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. Now there's a mob of angry people outside your house that's upset you didn't wish for world hunger to end or something like that.
I wish for broccoli plants to grow normally because I just watched a time-lapse of broccoli growing and now I'm worried they're gonna bolt instead of giving me broccoli.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Not exactly original on my part, but granted: the world is wiped off all life in the aftermath of a thermo-nuclear war.
I wish for a new pair of Crocs.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you get 2 crocodiles that are hostile to you, roll initiative
I wish that this wish is not granted
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
Granted. (And let the paradox begin...)
I wish I had a rifle for might fight against the hostile crocodiles.
Initiative: 2
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Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. You don't have ammo, though.
I wish to have 30 in all my stats.
i am a human being.
Granted. But that's 30 in base 4, which is 12 in base 10.
I wish for cinnamon rolls.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You drown in cinnamon rolls, suffocated in large globs of cinnamon.
I wish to play DND twice a week, for 4 hours, consistently, until I am 60.
Granted. You immediately turn 60.
I wish for a fish that goes 'squish' on a dish.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Tonight's dinner is blobfish!
I wish I had more Diet Mountain Dew in the house.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Your entire house gets flooded with mountain dew. Good luck getting all that fixed!
I wish for all your repairs to be paid for instantly so you don’t have to.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! You never said for how long…
I wish for the FBI and Elon Musk to forget I exist.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Well, you stop existing 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000007 seconds later.
I wish for a pair of dirty socks.
i am a human being.
They are mimics
I wish for two dirty socks that aren’t mimics
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. They're polymorphed Black Dragons instead and the polymorph is about to end in 3... 2... 1...
I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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Granted! You don't wake up.
I wish my friends wanted to play Call of Cthulhu with me
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Granted! They wanted to play with a guy named ME last year.
I wish I could talk to plants.
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