Granted. You get a pair of cotton socks. And they're great... at first. But then there's a day where you have to be outside and it's absolutely pouring that day. Rain is coming down like there's no tomorrow. And your cotton socks, well as the saying goes "cotton is rotten" and they're just absolutely soaked and not drying all day. And so your feet are just stewing all day in wet socks in terrible weather and so by the time you finally get home and are able to take them off: Congratulation, you've got trench foot.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Granted. But it's a near-universal truth that any hero in a story starts out by suffering some horrendous tragedy that sets them upon the call to adventure. So... pros and cons.
Granted. But it's a near-universal truth that any hero in a story starts out by suffering some horrendous tragedy that sets them upon the call to adventure. So... pros and cons.
I wish to write a novel.
Granted you write a novel, but on the way to get it published you drop it in a puddle, it then gets run over by a car, and then blown away by the wind.
Your Waifu's name is Himari and you're the husbanado doll of her favorite anime and she has bought you after waiting for over a year so she can complete her collection. She fawns over you and shows you off to all her friends.
I wish I could balance my homebrewed ability replication feature for Simic Hybrids Simic Scientists so people loved the idea and thought it was well done.
Granted! By the time it is fixed nobody trusts/uses it anymore.
i wish for $200
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted! I have strixhaven, you aren’t invited though.
I wish for mage hand so I can prank people
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It starts selling for a penny per bottle, regardless of size, but the moment you purchase it, it's purchased on your behalf, or someone that bought it at the sale price tries to give it to you, it becomes sour milk.
I wish playing any campaign at level 1 didn't feel like a chore you're only doing because you're waiting to actually have fun and not running around without any abilities hoping not to stub your toe and die.
You can talk to one very specific kelp somewhere in the Atlantic.
I wish for more cults t form.
i am a human being.
Granted. But they're all lame. Like the Cult of the Mildly Soiled Laundry and the Cult of the Chunky Peanut Butter.
I wish for ice cream.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You get that one flavor you hate
I wish for two socks that were not at any point creatures or magical.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. You get a pair of cotton socks. And they're great... at first. But then there's a day where you have to be outside and it's absolutely pouring that day. Rain is coming down like there's no tomorrow. And your cotton socks, well as the saying goes "cotton is rotten" and they're just absolutely soaked and not drying all day. And so your feet are just stewing all day in wet socks in terrible weather and so by the time you finally get home and are able to take them off: Congratulation, you've got trench foot.
I wish my hiccups would stop.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Now you have a cough.
I wish for my friend to quit bugging me
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Granted, your hiccups stop for a short amount of time, but later start back up again, this process continues until you die.
I wish to become a hero and be recognized.
Granted. But it's a near-universal truth that any hero in a story starts out by suffering some horrendous tragedy that sets them upon the call to adventure. So... pros and cons.
I wish to write a novel.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! Your friend dies.
Granted you write a novel, but on the way to get it published you drop it in a puddle, it then gets run over by a car, and then blown away by the wind.
I wish to become famous.
Granted but now people are yanderes for you and world is in chaos.
I wish My King would Promote me to demon King
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
granted! He yeets you into the abbys.. you're still a regular human... and the demon lords arent fond of a human declaring he's their king
I wish my 4 cats and my dog would stop trying to take my food
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
You die and all of them get new owners. Now you will never worry about them taking your food
I wish I would stop thinking of 3 different ways to twist every wish I post
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
you think of only 2 now, plus a few extras
I wish my waifu was real and loved me
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Your Waifu's name is Himari and you're the husbanado doll of her favorite anime and she has bought you after waiting for over a year so she can complete her collection. She fawns over you and shows you off to all her friends.
I wish I could balance my homebrewed ability replication feature for Simic Hybrids Simic Scientists so people loved the idea and thought it was well done.
You do. But then simic hybrids stop being used in campaigns.
I wish autocorrect didn’t suck
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! By the time it is fixed nobody trusts/uses it anymore.
i wish for $200
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You sell something worth $200
I wish for a strixhaven dm that isn’t 18+ only
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! I have strixhaven, you aren’t invited though.
I wish for mage hand so I can prank people
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
An arcane trickster uses it to steal your wallet
I, the arcane trickster, wish to thank you for the free stuff
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. But you thank Shhiny is a different language and the interpreter does a bad job, turning you well-meaning thank you into a horrendous insult.
I wish for canola oil to go on sale.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
It starts selling for a penny per bottle, regardless of size, but the moment you purchase it, it's purchased on your behalf, or someone that bought it at the sale price tries to give it to you, it becomes sour milk.
I wish playing any campaign at level 1 didn't feel like a chore you're only doing because you're waiting to actually have fun and not running around without any abilities hoping not to stub your toe and die.