Granted, it is so big that its weight causes you to be spend the rest of your life lying on the ground

I wish for a taco

It’s good. In fact, it’s so good you travel back in time to eat it again, but then you miss your mark and have to deal with a horde of zombies, with a few special plants as your only defense

I wish for you to survive and get your taco.

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It’s good. In fact, it’s so good you travel back in time to eat it again, but then you miss your mark and have to deal with a horde of zombies, with a few special plants as your only defense

I wish for you to survive and get your taco.

 pallghost survives and reaches the taco, but it is filled with large, hungry gelatinous cubes that eat pallghost and devour them as they bite into the taco.

I wish for an escalator with disco lights and rock music.

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It’s good. In fact, it’s so good you travel back in time to eat it again, but then you miss your mark and have to deal with a horde of zombies, with a few special plants as your only defense

I wish for you to survive and get your taco.

 pallghost survives and reaches the taco, but it is filled with large, hungry gelatinous cubes that eat pallghost and devour them as they bite into the taco.

I wish for an escalator with disco lights and rock music.

 You get on the escalator but it moves so fast that it launches you into space.

I wish for a chicken

A chicken the size of a cruise ship appears and starts terrorizing the commoners. 

I wish I could be big enough to fight that chicken and eat it for dinner. 

Granted! Due to the square cube law all your bones break and you collapse and die.

I wish for infinite water

All matter turns to water. There is now only water. You could search anywhere, but there would only be water. Just huge globs of water, and teeny tiny drops of water. Nothing but water. No way to use it, either, because you, too, are water. All you can do now is exist in this watery state. 

I wish that I could speak all languages in existence, and perfectly. 

Granted. But it was born without a single limb. So all of its speeds are zero. 

I wish that griffon wasn't handicapped. 

A delicious-looking plate of traeger-smoked buffalo wings appears in front of you, but when you try to eat them, it is revealed that they are just an illusion, there to toture you with it's delectable smell. 

I wish that those buffalo wings were not just an illusion, that they were real. 

Granted. The buffalo fly away, land in Taiwan, and the extra weight of all those buffalo sinks the island. 

I wish I had more toe shoes. 

Granted. You had them. But you can't seem to remember where you put them. 

I wish everyone could grow a comically-large mustache. 

Granted. But as the comically large becomes the norm, the size necessitated for comically large becomes ever greater. Babies start being born with 500lbs of mustache attached. Buildings collapse. And society grinds to a halt under the onslaught of the mustache. The human race as we know is doomed.

I wish for a medieval-style tunic. 

All humans instantly die but you don’t. 

To have the ability to teleport. 

You can teleport only once in the middle of a place you’ve never been before with nothing. Welcome to naked and afraid’s D&D event watch out for bugbears!

l wish for the world to fix it’s problems

The Earth gets right to it, trying to find the best solutions to all of its problems. But it relies that it has so many, that the most efficient solution would be to self-destruct. So it does. Somehow. Anyways, every living thing on Earth unfortunately perishes. 

I wish we didn't die and we found a new planet to live on, one that could sustain us. 

All the backs of all inhabitants of Athas turn to stone and dirt. 

I wish we could cure ourselves of this odd disease.