I wish I didn't use Edge instinctively even though Chome is better.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. But they are very angry that they were turned into undead before, so nobody likes you.
I wish my toenails and fingernails didn't need to be cut, that they would just grow in proportion with the rest of my body.
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Granted. But suddenly the proportions of your body, and therefore you finger/toenails, become very very weird.Granted. But you're attacked by a horde of Goon Balloons that destroy your newly acquired ship.
I wish for meat to go on sale at the grocery store.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
All meat rises as undead, and decides to go sailing at a nearby lake. The store is now out of meat.
I wish I had a 100% chance of rolling natural 20s when I roll a d20.
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Granted. But Wizards of the Coast decides that they actually like golf a lot better and revise the rules to say a 1 is a crit and a 20 auto-misses.
I wish for some graph paper I could easily use to make a battle-map using MS Paint.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You're the DM, and your players always die.
I wish I didn't use Edge instinctively even though Chome is better.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted. You switch to Internet Explorer. It works as well as [page loading]
you think it does.
I wish for a consistent group of 4 for the next leg of a homebrew campaign with some friends.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you get a group of 4 consistent liars. They lie about showing up
I wish physical D&D books could update so I don't have to buy new phbs every time a new edition comes out
my name is not Bryce
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They now cost roughly 500 dollars each to cover the cost of the technology.
I wish for one copy of each self-updating dnd book
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. They're so highly valued that you're robbed in sleep and the books go to the black market.
I wish for a human hamster ball.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
A human shaped like a hampster ball appears.
I wish for one spaghetti noodle.
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Granted. But it's a gluten free noodle and isn't even cooked.
After rolling away the result of my previous wish, I wish for a zorb ball.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! But it's the size of a marble, and dense as a shounen protagonist's brain.
I wish for galatic peace!
Granted! Now they are all whispering about it, but your new rabbit ears still pick it up as if they are yelling.
I wish for the galaxy to be whole again!
Granted. But your realize that you already had a consciousness so you wasted a wish and a non-changing state.
I wish to be able to travel to Mars.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You can, after the new mars colony gets made. OR if you work on the new Colony's construction.
I wish for my Ansty druid to make friends with the rest of the party
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
A druid that is almost always in the form of an ant makes friends with your party.
I wish to fight a tarrasque and not die instantly
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands