Granted, the rivers of time store in Georgia loses its water fountains, the company building of Asgard in pennsylvania collapses, the store "The Sky Plus" in maryland crumbles, and the universe is finite, deal with it.
I wish that my dungeons and dragons session had more planned.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
i wish for a copy of Lewis carols Alice in wonderland
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you get to be a millionaire the right way, which is to work for 50 years and rarely buy anything.
I wish that OneD&D would address non SRD material and make it playable if you have the 5e stuff.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, however although it doesn't "need" wires or a wall, it only charges at .001W without them. It also will charge at .001W for charging anything except wireless mouses.
I wish it will snow tomorrow.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, but no one discovers it until 666 eternities have passed. "“High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away a single day of eternity will have passed.”"
I wish to be a vague figure sitting cross-legged atop an Immortal Palace, with Dragons and Phoenixes flying around me, and White Tigers and Black Turtles crawling at my feet. The neverending river of time gushing from beneath my feet, and it could drown the Heavens and Earth! The light in my eyes gives off a feeling of archaicness that was so vast it contained the secrets of eternal life and death.
All who see me shall witness the destruction of the Universe!
They shall witness the sky collapse as the earth burst open!
They shall witness the Immortals fall and the Emperors weep!
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, but sitting cross-legged causes permanent nerve and muscle damage.
I wish that the week had 8 days, with a new day, moonday right after sunday, which is part of the weekend.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, you have planned more for your next Death & Dismemberment session
I wish the river of time would dry up, Asgard collapses, the sky crumbles, and the infinite universe shatters.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, the rivers of time store in Georgia loses its water fountains, the company building of Asgard in pennsylvania collapses, the store "The Sky Plus" in maryland crumbles, and the universe is finite, deal with it.
I wish that my dungeons and dragons session had more planned.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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granted but the plans are all terrible
i wish for a not underfunded school in america
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. But the kids become spoiled brats. Sad, really.
I wish I could play dungeons and dragons more.
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Granted. You play in 13 different campaigns and DM 4 (per day.) As a consequence, you get absolutely no sleep at all.
I wish for a giant hermit crab.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
granted it eats you
i wish for a copy of Lewis carols Alice in wonderland
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you become Alice
I wish i was a phantom thief
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Granted, you now steal phantoms. Unfortunately, since phantoms don't exist, you are arguably the worst thief in recorded history.
I wish I could make it to D&D more often without losing hours at work.
The place where you play D&D has moved to your workspace, so technically you can now play D&D and work simultaneously without losing "hours at work".
I wish that this wish is not twisted.
If anybody would like my GMing playlists
battles: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mRp57MBAz9ZsVpw895IzZ?si=243bee43442a4703
exploration: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0qk0aKm5yI4K6VrlcaKrDj?si=81057bef509043f3
town/tavern: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49JSv1kK0bUyQ9LVpKmZlr?si=a88b1dd9bab54111
character deaths: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6k7WhylJEjSqWC0pBuAtFD?si=3e897fa2a2dd469e
Granted. The wish you wished for is not twisted. Unfortunately you forgot to wish for anything else, so you don’t get anything either.
I wish that Ultimate Frisbee would become the national sport of the US.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
I wish to get millionaire right now, 😁😁😁😍😍😍😎😎😎😎
Granted, however due to their being not enough professional players, it is never played.
Granted, you get to be a millionaire the right way, which is to work for 50 years and rarely buy anything.
I wish that OneD&D would address non SRD material and make it playable if you have the 5e stuff.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
granted but they pull a bethesda
i wish for the status of a lesser deity
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you become a lesser deity that no one worships, so you can’t really do anything.
I wish for Yotsuba book 16
poof you receive yotsuba book 16 with each word on its own separate page scattered around the world.
i wish for a power socket that doesn't need wires, or a wall, that i can plug into and it powers anything.
Granted, however although it doesn't "need" wires or a wall, it only charges at .001W without them. It also will charge at .001W for charging anything except wireless mouses.
I wish it will snow tomorrow.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. It snows so much on the other side of the world.
I wish that reality shifting was real.
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Granted, but no one discovers it until 666 eternities have passed. "“High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away a single day of eternity will have passed.”"
I wish to be a vague figure sitting cross-legged atop an Immortal Palace, with Dragons and Phoenixes flying around me, and White Tigers and Black Turtles crawling at my feet. The neverending river of time gushing from beneath my feet, and it could drown the Heavens and Earth! The light in my eyes gives off a feeling of archaicness that was so vast it contained the secrets of eternal life and death.
All who see me shall witness the destruction of the Universe!
They shall witness the sky collapse as the earth burst open!
They shall witness the Immortals fall and the Emperors weep!
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, but sitting cross-legged causes permanent nerve and muscle damage.
I wish that the week had 8 days, with a new day, moonday right after sunday, which is part of the weekend.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. Everyone moons you on moonday, making you feel uncomfortable.
I wish The_cool_dm was more comfortable.
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