Granted, but it's because moonday is removed from the week.
I wish friday was part of the weekend.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
A White Tiger is summoned onto this world, removes all of the Earth except for humans. Without the atmosphere and oxygen, you die (indirectly). Very nice is quite vague. It thinks it is being nice enough by not killing you. It considers the sun and moon as its pets. It didn't scratch nor bite. It sneezed, and the Earth died.
I wish monstrous gray fog covers the sky and the sun. An incomparably ancient, invisible, and indescribable terrifying true demon reviving. In the sky, all demons reviving and swallowing the sky. The sun and the moon lost their light! The world is going to end.
A White Tiger is summoned onto this world, removes all of the Earth except for humans. Without the atmosphere and oxygen, you die (indirectly). Very nice is quite vague. It thinks it is being nice enough by not killing you. It considers the sun and moon as its pets. It didn't scratch nor bite. It sneezed, and the Earth died.
You forgot to make your wish :)
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
A White Tiger is summoned onto this world, removes all of the Earth except for humans. Without the atmosphere and oxygen, you die (indirectly). Very nice is quite vague. It thinks it is being nice enough by not killing you. It considers the sun and moon as its pets. It didn't scratch nor bite. It sneezed, and the Earth died.
I wish monstrous gray fog covers the sky and the sun. An incomparably ancient, invisible, and indescribable terrifying true demon reviving. In the sky, all demons reviving and swallowing the sky. The sun and the moon lost their light! The world is going to end.
All of that happens, but you happen to stumble along an extra planar portal and escape, being the only survivor. Without human companionship, you go crazy, and live out your days alone.
Pigs as big as the entire cosmos itself come rushing towards you. However, before you can ride on their back, your dimension shatters and falls apart, killing everything in it. (Those who are in a separate dimension (like me) are unaffected.)
I wish the void cracked open and the land of tens of thousands of miles suddenly turned into ashes. A golden giant sword, entwined with hundreds of millions of golden clouds about to fall from the sky, the sun and the moon shattered, and the stars burst. This golden sword destroyed all Daos and Laws in front of it, shattering the entire Cosmos.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, you used the past tense, this happened 1000000 years ago, things have regenerated since then
I wish for days to be 25 hours.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, a day is 25 hours, so a night becomes -1 hours. (If you can't comprehend this, then your imagination isn't good enough.)
I wish for the stars in the sky to crumble and fall down. All Nine Heavens tremble, destroying all mountains and valleys. A blood-red demonic aura to fill the sky, suffocating everyone and killing them. All the supreme rules, (karma, fate, providence, space, time, creation, etc.) shatter and fall apart, ruining the order and natural laws of all dimensions.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
Granted, you are stronger than Halaster Blackcloak from Dungeon of the Mad Mage in terms of physical strength. You can carry 2 more grams of weight than him.
I wish 10 septendecillion photon beams rained down from the sky, deleting all life. Through the power of these photon beams, an ancient demon revives and takes control of the six paths of reincarnation. Every time a living being is born, its soul is sucked into the six paths of reincarnation to be used as strength for the demon. With time, the demon becomes a Dao Creator and ushers the beginning of the Endless Era.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, it shows the endless era to its seat in the theater, in which it watches a film inspiring the endless era to never come. (read some other definitions of ushers)
I wish ANCIENT would stop posting apocalyptic wishes.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
granted but the reason he is stopped is because he's to busy torturing you
i wish for nothing
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Granted, but it's because moonday is removed from the week.
I wish friday was part of the weekend.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted, but nobody notices any difference because they already lump it in with the weekend.
I wish people were more perceptive.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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granted everyone in the world see everything and no one has any privacy anymore. thanks, man
I wish for a water bottle. just a water bottle. no gimmicks nothing doesn't refill magically. NOT FILLED WITH POISON just a water bottle.
You get a water bottle. There is no water in it.
I wish for a cat that won't kill any human, and is very nice and loves pets and doesn't scratch or bite.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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A White Tiger is summoned onto this world, removes all of the Earth except for humans. Without the atmosphere and oxygen, you die (indirectly). Very nice is quite vague. It thinks it is being nice enough by not killing you. It considers the sun and moon as its pets. It didn't scratch nor bite. It sneezed, and the Earth died.
I wish monstrous gray fog covers the sky and the sun. An incomparably ancient, invisible, and indescribable terrifying true demon reviving. In the sky, all demons reviving and swallowing the sky. The sun and the moon lost their light! The world is going to end.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
You forgot to make your wish :)
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
All of that happens, but you happen to stumble along an extra planar portal and escape, being the only survivor. Without human companionship, you go crazy, and live out your days alone.
I wish for a girlfriend.
I uses to be dndlover_2.
you get a cardboard cutout of some random grandma you instantly fall in love with. she's 86. weirdo
I wish for infinite piggie-back rides.
Pigs as big as the entire cosmos itself come rushing towards you. However, before you can ride on their back, your dimension shatters and falls apart, killing everything in it. (Those who are in a separate dimension (like me) are unaffected.)
I wish the void cracked open and the land of tens of thousands of miles suddenly turned into ashes. A golden giant sword, entwined with hundreds of millions of golden clouds about to fall from the sky, the sun and the moon shattered, and the stars burst. This golden sword destroyed all Daos and Laws in front of it, shattering the entire Cosmos.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, you used the past tense, this happened 1000000 years ago, things have regenerated since then
I wish for days to be 25 hours.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, a day is 25 hours, so a night becomes -1 hours. (If you can't comprehend this, then your imagination isn't good enough.)
I wish for the stars in the sky to crumble and fall down. All Nine Heavens tremble, destroying all mountains and valleys. A blood-red demonic aura to fill the sky, suffocating everyone and killing them. All the supreme rules, (karma, fate, providence, space, time, creation, etc.) shatter and fall apart, ruining the order and natural laws of all dimensions.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! But someone made a wish to stop it... I couldn't think of anything else...
I wish for the whole world was just volcanoes, and NOTHING ELSE!!! I love destruction!!!
Monsters: Brathkal
Weapons: Sword of Ni , Bow of Ni
Spells: Zone of Ni
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
Granted! Now you are dead. Great Job.
I wish for everyone is dead except for me and my friends.
This as a sword... That's a link. Click on it!
I wish I was bester then HasiedFighterGuy at ever thing :D
This as a sword... That's a link. Click on it!
Granted. But now life is really boring cause there’s only a few people left in the world.
I wish I was a more powerful wizard than Halaster Blackcloak from Dungeon of the Mad Mage.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Granted, you are stronger than Halaster Blackcloak from Dungeon of the Mad Mage in terms of physical strength. You can carry 2 more grams of weight than him.
I wish 10 septendecillion photon beams rained down from the sky, deleting all life. Through the power of these photon beams, an ancient demon revives and takes control of the six paths of reincarnation. Every time a living being is born, its soul is sucked into the six paths of reincarnation to be used as strength for the demon. With time, the demon becomes a Dao Creator and ushers the beginning of the Endless Era.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, it shows the endless era to its seat in the theater, in which it watches a film inspiring the endless era to never come. (read some other definitions of ushers)
I wish ANCIENT would stop posting apocalyptic wishes.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted! But now this thread has been really boring since everyone loves destruction and chaos, therefore, no one reply in this thread anymore.
I wish I am immortal and nothing could stop me at or with anything!
Monsters: Brathkal
Weapons: Sword of Ni , Bow of Ni
Spells: Zone of Ni
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
Granted! Your name is now "immortal", and the all powerful god, "nothing", decides to foil all of your plans.
I wish that you could stop the god nothing!
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granted but the reason he is stopped is because he's to busy torturing you
i wish for nothing
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does