Granted. You are the  most powerful being in all the worst that exist. Your ascension to power is after the destruction of everything. And as the sole survivor you are, by definition, the most powerful even if you're exactly the same. 

I wish I had Polish sausage in the freezer. 

Granted! But it has expired. 

I wish all food never expired. 

Granted! There are no longer expiration dates on food, but food still goes bad. Now people are confused if they should use their food or not. Many people are getting food poisoning all across the world.

To quote Mr. Limpit, "I wish, I wish, I were a fish."

Ahh, granted! But you made a great mistake, turning into a trout, flopping on the dry floor of your home, unable to get to water. You DIE. 

I wish I could make someone's day better, once a day. 

Granted! Someone's day is better than yours. You were having a better day than them, but now your day is horrible! They feel bad about it, so their day is bad as well.

I wish that none of these wishes in this forum were ever twisted again.

Granted! Wait, parado-^&*(x det@@*(ected. Syst&^&*em shuttttinggg dowwwwwwwnnnn...... 

I wish for this wish to go wrong! 

Granted. It goes perfectly... wait...

I wish I could find a recording of the song I'm looking for.

granted, it gets deleted right before you can listen

i wish to be more active because i genuinely love these forums, and they bring me joy.

Granted. You become more active, but in a secret plot to take over the world. This deep dive in the dark underworld of humanity robs you of your time to be on the forums and puts you through harsh trials and tribulations as you struggle to remain who you are.

I wish I would stop getting spam calls. 

Granted. You have tons of spam emails and texts to look forward to.

I wish that I knew the answer to every question.

But you can't match the answers with the questions. 

I wish I knew all languages. 

You think you know them, your not sure 

I wish for a fish

A fish appears 3,492 miles away from your location. 

I wish dragon could teleport to his fish. 

He theoretically *could*, but unfortunately he never does.

I wish that we all have a merry Christmas/happy holidays (depending on locality).

We do, but we never do again.

I wish that the Githyanki and the Githzerai would make peace forever.

Granted, but it’s the peace of the grave, enforced by a fanatical lich queen once everybody in both races is either dead or undead

I wish they would put out more (and better) content for Spelljammer

They do, in fact they have perfectly life-size and functional minis, which put NASA out of business, breaking the economy.

I wish my dark mode for beyond extension would not lag so much. 

Granted. It still lags

I wish the next wish can not be twist

Granted. The wish is not twisted.

I wish for nothing to be everything

Granted. The word nothing means everything a vice versa.

I wish to untwist my earlier wish.