Granted, however you used the wrong form of to/too, so part of your wish is just you not being allergic, which I decide is to water. However you are still allergic to the cheese.

I wish for a Windows computer and a chromebook to combine together to make the ultimate laptop.

The laptop also comes with every problem of both windows and chromebook, and most applications that only run one one or the other don’t really work.

I wish for the fastest computer ever

Granted. It runs away.

I wish for that I can break any rule in existence without any consequences.

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Granted, however you used the wrong form of to/too, so part of your wish is just you not being allergic, which I decide is to water. However you are still allergic to the cheese.

I wish for a Windows computer and a chromebook to combine together to make the ultimate laptop.

 Gosh diddly Darn

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Granted. It runs away.

I wish for that I can break any rule in existence without any consequences.

 Granted, however as the lack of structure starts to get to your head you start to lose your psychological stability as nothing can bind you into a comfortable state.

I wish for a regular sized, non living, very tasty, not evil, not poisoned, piece of cheese. That I am not allergic to, and that I can consume without trouble.

Granted, but there’s only one and you also get a bunch of poisoned cheese that looks exactly the same, and they are all in the same bowl, meaning that you don’t know which one is the actual cheese you want to eat and which one can kill you. If you try to eat it, there’s a chance you’ll end up eating the poisoned cheese instead.

I wish I can manipulate the laws of reality with perfect control and no mental issues due to it.

Granted! The laws of reality are manipulated, breaking the structure of existence and destroying itself.

I wish this would be the last post in this thread, and that nobody would reply to this or twist it in any way, and that this game would come to a permanent end.

By the way, since you have to grant my wish, you have to not post anything in order to have this game work. So basically, this game is over. Bye.

But your wish needs twisting too, and that needs its own post. But as you said, that would mean your wish wasn’t granted at all. The paradox is what causes this thread and the universe as a whole to end for the second time in 2 wishes. Then the thread begins anew, in the third universe to reach this part. Wonder how long it’ll last

I wish for the universe to not get imploded 3 times in a row

Granted! The universe exploded instead.

I wish somebody would make a jingle bells parody when they grant this wish.

Granted. *Makes jingle bells parody* (Sorry, the upload time is taking a bit long. It says it'll be ready in 168 eons.)

I wish for the person who replies to this to become trapped in an infinite paradox and cannot escape or break free.

Granted! I pulled you in with me.

I wish for the wish I'm thinking of to be granted. Sorry, won't tell you what it is.

Granted

I wish for couch

Granted. It's a mimic.

I wish for a dog. A good boy.

Granted, His name is good boy, he is bad boy.

Edit: I wish that I can sleep for a solid 8 hours each night

Granted. You can sleep for 8 hours each night, if you figure out a way to make them solid. Good luck.

I wish for a machine to solidify units of time

Granted. However, you are too weak to use it, as to mess with time, one must have created their own world/dimension. The backlash you've received from attempting to mess with time is death and being unable to reincarnate.

I wish for the essence of reality to rupture and fall apart. The all mighty holy lands, the Empyreal Domain of Nature shall fall into Chaos and not be restored. The Natural Laws of Polarity will be sent into confusion. The True Sword of Avalon shall break in a final battle between %)*&)#(** and ($&(@&$%. All realities will witness this eternal battle between two creators.

Granted, the great charade war of confusion and chaos and also being bad at charades begins, breaking close friends apart and being sad.

I wish for happy parrot :)

Granted! It's only happy when it eats human flesh, though. 

I wish I was invincible. 

Granted. However, at the price of becoming invincible, your body's length, width, and height shrinks to less than a nanometer. Have fun with your invincibility!

I wish for one of my favorite meals: Divine Beast Luxury

It contains Dragon Tendons, Phoenix Wings, Black Tortoise Jelly, and Slices of White Tiger meat.

Granted, however you are arrested for eating endangered species.

I wish for a laptop that has all good things about chrome and windows.