Granted! But Because I Dont know h̸͙͍͙̗͓̟͈͖̬͔̮͉̯̝̱͉̞̹̝̹̭̯̘͔̮͔̗͎͐̅̃͊͌̋̓̓̃̃͐̈́̀̑̋̌̋̒̈́̀̚͘͘̕͝é̵̢̜̠̮̫̪̦̀̃̏̔̄́̑̍͗̂͝l̷̨̢̧̼̭̼̪̤̳̖͇͎̤͚̘̠̩̝̱̝̟̤̪͔̖̫̲͙̋̐̆̇̉͂̋͆͂̄̿͒ͅp̸̛͖̻̄̀͐̐̾̊̋̑̌̈́̍͒̅̚̕ ̵̢̢̡͓͚̦̤̰̯̭̰̳͓̠͍̣͎͖̤̦͖͇̻̺̳͕̣̺̥̖̐̋̎̑͘ͅṁ̴̡̮̞͔̲͓͉͎́͜͝ë̸̡̢̨̡͓̟̫̩̯̞̞̝̣̬̯̠͉͙̫̖̣͚̺̝͕̭̘́̀̏̎́̏̓͗̊͋̐̍̄̚͜͠ What Zalgo Text isS̴̡̡̧̛̞̗̲̳̬̠̹͈̰̮̦̬̻̲͔͔̞͇̗̝̩̲͉͖̗̊̽̐͂͊̓͒̿̄̄̅͑̆̐͐́͋̔̋̒̇̂̐͒͜͝͠a̸̧̛͈̺̲͙̒̎̈́̍͂̌̏̃͊̀̇̿̀̿͆̚̚͠͠v̸͍̟̠͍̻̪̫̬̱̥̣̟̟͍̩̠̍̒̄͑̾́̃͋̍͋̓͐̍͂̎̓͘̕͘͘͝e̸̛̛̤͓̟̫̲͉̰̠͉͔͉͙͇̩͌̿̓́́͆̾̿́́̀̍̈̂̑́͐͑͂̐̎̒̏̃͠͠ͅͅ ̵̨̢̼̥̩̰̦̦̞̏̀̐͊̐̃̉̈́̅̓̒͌̏͋͐͆̓͛͊̓̓̌͌̄͑̈́̌̕̕͘͠͠U̸̡̡̧̪̹̩̝̲̦̖̙͉̠͍̲̱̩̜̮̕͜ͅS̴̢̛͉̺̙̊̉́͐̌̐̅́͆̒̅̇̀͑͑̆̇̔̊͑͌̃̉́̔͐̚̕͠͝͠͝ you get Ä̸̢̮̞͉̤̮͈̫̣͚͈̩̣͙̳̱̤̗̟̼̳́͌͑̌̍̔̌̑͂̾͑̋̊̆̽̀̿̈̓̊̔̾̆͛̕͜͠͠͝͝͝l̸̡̧̢̢̡̡̫͖̩͖̗̻̺̮̜̤̩̳̹̬̮̹̭̱̭̞̻̥̬͈̘͕̞̝̊͂́̄̽͑͋͑͒̓̏̔͋̽̀̌͐̚͜ļ̴̡̡̗̳͎̻̙̳̥̟̯͎͎͕͉̹̼̖̗̣͍̰̭̤͕̫͎̟͆̈́̀̋̆̂͂͑̓̌͋̏͊̑̐̅̑͛̽͘̕͝ͅ ̶̢̩̜͉̪̜̟͇͎̯̝̯̠̝͈̦͉͙͓̟̏̐͐͒̋̉͛͒̑̈́̉̒̚ͅw̶̧̢̡̛̟͙̹̱̟̺̖̲̘̲͓̟̳̤̦̺͍͙̦̠͍̹̣̜̖̠̪͈̦̥̹̪͌̆͐͒͋̿̌̐͛̍̑̓̐́̆̂͑̅̐̌͆̏̔̑́́̎̋̉͆̅͋̏́̃̾͋͆̕̚̕͝͠͠ḧ̴̨̨̛̲͉̟̹̼͈̩͚͇͍̞̞̜͍̲̥͊̍̀́̈́̈́͋̐͂̒͐̑̃̀͗̈́̂͊͒͋̉̈́͆̕̕ȍ̸̧̳̂́̉̾̿͋̓͌̿̓͆̔̂̃̋̈́͒͒̓̑̌͊̆̿̈́͒̑̇̿͒͛̇̓̓̑̉͘̚͘̕͝ ̴̯̳̟̖̝͎͙̻̦̤̜̟͙̜͈̬͉̫̃͂̓͗͒͐̒͛͌͛̾͒̓̓̀́̎̈́̓̀́͛̅͌̈̕̚͠ş̷͖̫͓͉̺̜̠̳̰͔͕̿́͒̍̿̍͋͑͐͂̆̇̀͋͛̆͑̓̈́̊̈̆͂̌̾̈͑̓̌͂̾̃́̚͝͝e̴̢̧̞̤̼͖͉̙̞͍͇̼̖͎̠̫̲̯͍̩͓̯̭̲͕͎͓̗̣͕̰̹̻̻͎͚͂̌́̓́̑͋̂̓̽͂͛̔̔̈́̇͆̋̓̇̓̏̀̊̌̋͂͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅe̶̖̘̜͖̲̱̼̥̜̙̊̋̈̓̌͂̚͘͜ ̵̧̨͔͇̭͚̖̮̘̥͔͎̥͇̼̥̻̫̹̘͔̜͔̬͕̼̳͉̞͚͚̹̓͌̇̀͛̓͋͠ͅͅm̶̧̠͕̭͖̻̊̏͑̃̓͠ę̷̢̡̧̢̨̡̗͇̜̞̘̦̠̫̪̰̝̙̟̦̙̯̙̹̞͍̹̮̭̝͉̳͎͇͈̱̰̳͕͔͛̽̅͑͂̾̃͆͆̿̑̕͠ ̵̡̢̛͍̙̬̣̥̫͕̮͎͇̝̝̘̺̘̰̗͎̥̈̾̑̑͒̓̉͋̏͆̌̚͠ͅg̶̨̨̡̛͓̟͍͖̗͚̫̭͇͇̟̦͈̭̤͙̣͚̹͔͖̦̼̫͔͕̙̣̗̫̞̭̲͓̘͈̟̜̲̠̲͙͇̪̲̝͕̏̽̀̔́̓̅̈́̃̔͛͑͆̈͊͘̕̚͠ǫ̴̢̛̛̛̲͔̯͖͚̖̫̰͖̟̭͉̮̻̻̞̇́̇̉̈̒̊̐̈́̊̈́̏͊͆͛̇̔̋̚̚͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̷̡̧͇̮͇̯̥̙̱̼̝͕̜̫̭̯̦͍̭̳̥̗̠̀̆̇̀̔̽͐͊̂̌̐̀͌̎́̏̓͊̑̍͋̓̀̇̚̕̕͝͠͠i̴̢̛̱̗̠̹̺̘̥̲̙̫̥͇͂́̄̃̋̑̽͌n̶̦̖̈̋̽̀̀͋͐͗̀̈̋̋͛͒͐͂͊̐̆̈͑͆̍̿̓͆̐́͊͆͋̓̕̕̚̚͝͠s̷͕͕̥̖̟͙̱̺̳̳̤͋̇̏͌̃̀͋̿̔͑̄̎̌̈́̈͝͝ͅa̴̡̗̦͉̹͒͑̌̐̀̾̅̒͊̽́͋̿̏̃̅̒̓̾n̴̡̡̧̧̢̢̛̛̲̜̭͕̘͍̮͔̗͔̠̣̼̪̠̻̦̙̟͕̳̹̰̫̻̙͕̈́͐̉́͆̋́̏́̽̓͑̃̆͆̆̈́́̍̀̒̍̔̈͛̈́́̽̏̽͋̿̚̕̚͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅè̵͎̯͕͈̥̥͎̳̻̱̩̭͇̰̯͚̗̂̐̂̑̍͌̋̆̿̈́̋̉͋̆͋̀͗͜͠ Garlic bread.
I wish to know if this text has given my computer a virus
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
Granted. However, Yin and Yang are balanced, and without sadness, there is no happiness. Think about it like how one says "hunger is the best seasoning for food". With more sadness (hunger) the better the happiness (food) is. And if there is zero seasoning, the food will taste like cardboard. Therefore, you rid everyone of their emotions. Good job.
I wish for the person granting my wish to type out the 3 Pythagorean identities.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
I wish that the person granting my wish will already know that Pythagoras required his students to wear white without me telling them so (that and the Pythagorean theorem is the extent of my knowledge about Pythagoras lol)
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Granted. You can now turn strawberries purple just by touching them. Unfortunately when you do this it attracts the attention of a giant purple monster who then eats them all cause they’re the same color they are. As a bonus, the monster gets purple strawberry juice all over your living room.
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You obtain a laptop that has all the good things about chrom(ium) and windows. It has
I wish for the person who twists this wish to cook stinky tofu.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! That tofu is stinky! Good thing I used your house. Too bad only you can smell it!
I wish my wish would be twisted.
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Wish granted.
You didn't wish at all.
I wish I could fix my faulty oven.
no more time for dnd
Granted. However, your oven isn't faulty enough to be considered faulty, therefore the wish had no target.
I wish for the being who grants my wish to use zalgo (maximum craziness level),
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! But Because I Dont know h̸͙͍͙̗͓̟͈͖̬͔̮͉̯̝̱͉̞̹̝̹̭̯̘͔̮͔̗͎͐̅̃͊͌̋̓̓̃̃͐̈́̀̑̋̌̋̒̈́̀̚͘͘̕͝é̵̢̜̠̮̫̪̦̀̃̏̔̄́̑̍͗̂͝l̷̨̢̧̼̭̼̪̤̳̖͇͎̤͚̘̠̩̝̱̝̟̤̪͔̖̫̲͙̋̐̆̇̉͂̋͆͂̄̿͒ͅp̸̛͖̻̄̀͐̐̾̊̋̑̌̈́̍͒̅̚̕ ̵̢̢̡͓͚̦̤̰̯̭̰̳͓̠͍̣͎͖̤̦͖͇̻̺̳͕̣̺̥̖̐̋̎̑͘ͅṁ̴̡̮̞͔̲͓͉͎́͜͝ë̸̡̢̨̡͓̟̫̩̯̞̞̝̣̬̯̠͉͙̫̖̣͚̺̝͕̭̘́̀̏̎́̏̓͗̊͋̐̍̄̚͜͠ What Zalgo Text isS̴̡̡̧̛̞̗̲̳̬̠̹͈̰̮̦̬̻̲͔͔̞͇̗̝̩̲͉͖̗̊̽̐͂͊̓͒̿̄̄̅͑̆̐͐́͋̔̋̒̇̂̐͒͜͝͠a̸̧̛͈̺̲͙̒̎̈́̍͂̌̏̃͊̀̇̿̀̿͆̚̚͠͠v̸͍̟̠͍̻̪̫̬̱̥̣̟̟͍̩̠̍̒̄͑̾́̃͋̍͋̓͐̍͂̎̓͘̕͘͘͝e̸̛̛̤͓̟̫̲͉̰̠͉͔͉͙͇̩͌̿̓́́͆̾̿́́̀̍̈̂̑́͐͑͂̐̎̒̏̃͠͠ͅͅ ̵̨̢̼̥̩̰̦̦̞̏̀̐͊̐̃̉̈́̅̓̒͌̏͋͐͆̓͛͊̓̓̌͌̄͑̈́̌̕̕͘͠͠U̸̡̡̧̪̹̩̝̲̦̖̙͉̠͍̲̱̩̜̮̕͜ͅS̴̢̛͉̺̙̊̉́͐̌̐̅́͆̒̅̇̀͑͑̆̇̔̊͑͌̃̉́̔͐̚̕͠͝͠͝ you get Ä̸̢̮̞͉̤̮͈̫̣͚͈̩̣͙̳̱̤̗̟̼̳́͌͑̌̍̔̌̑͂̾͑̋̊̆̽̀̿̈̓̊̔̾̆͛̕͜͠͠͝͝͝l̸̡̧̢̢̡̡̫͖̩͖̗̻̺̮̜̤̩̳̹̬̮̹̭̱̭̞̻̥̬͈̘͕̞̝̊͂́̄̽͑͋͑͒̓̏̔͋̽̀̌͐̚͜ļ̴̡̡̗̳͎̻̙̳̥̟̯͎͎͕͉̹̼̖̗̣͍̰̭̤͕̫͎̟͆̈́̀̋̆̂͂͑̓̌͋̏͊̑̐̅̑͛̽͘̕͝ͅ ̶̢̩̜͉̪̜̟͇͎̯̝̯̠̝͈̦͉͙͓̟̏̐͐͒̋̉͛͒̑̈́̉̒̚ͅw̶̧̢̡̛̟͙̹̱̟̺̖̲̘̲͓̟̳̤̦̺͍͙̦̠͍̹̣̜̖̠̪͈̦̥̹̪͌̆͐͒͋̿̌̐͛̍̑̓̐́̆̂͑̅̐̌͆̏̔̑́́̎̋̉͆̅͋̏́̃̾͋͆̕̚̕͝͠͠ḧ̴̨̨̛̲͉̟̹̼͈̩͚͇͍̞̞̜͍̲̥͊̍̀́̈́̈́͋̐͂̒͐̑̃̀͗̈́̂͊͒͋̉̈́͆̕̕ȍ̸̧̳̂́̉̾̿͋̓͌̿̓͆̔̂̃̋̈́͒͒̓̑̌͊̆̿̈́͒̑̇̿͒͛̇̓̓̑̉͘̚͘̕͝ ̴̯̳̟̖̝͎͙̻̦̤̜̟͙̜͈̬͉̫̃͂̓͗͒͐̒͛͌͛̾͒̓̓̀́̎̈́̓̀́͛̅͌̈̕̚͠ş̷͖̫͓͉̺̜̠̳̰͔͕̿́͒̍̿̍͋͑͐͂̆̇̀͋͛̆͑̓̈́̊̈̆͂̌̾̈͑̓̌͂̾̃́̚͝͝e̴̢̧̞̤̼͖͉̙̞͍͇̼̖͎̠̫̲̯͍̩͓̯̭̲͕͎͓̗̣͕̰̹̻̻͎͚͂̌́̓́̑͋̂̓̽͂͛̔̔̈́̇͆̋̓̇̓̏̀̊̌̋͂͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅe̶̖̘̜͖̲̱̼̥̜̙̊̋̈̓̌͂̚͘͜ ̵̧̨͔͇̭͚̖̮̘̥͔͎̥͇̼̥̻̫̹̘͔̜͔̬͕̼̳͉̞͚͚̹̓͌̇̀͛̓͋͠ͅͅm̶̧̠͕̭͖̻̊̏͑̃̓͠ę̷̢̡̧̢̨̡̗͇̜̞̘̦̠̫̪̰̝̙̟̦̙̯̙̹̞͍̹̮̭̝͉̳͎͇͈̱̰̳͕͔͛̽̅͑͂̾̃͆͆̿̑̕͠ ̵̡̢̛͍̙̬̣̥̫͕̮͎͇̝̝̘̺̘̰̗͎̥̈̾̑̑͒̓̉͋̏͆̌̚͠ͅg̶̨̨̡̛͓̟͍͖̗͚̫̭͇͇̟̦͈̭̤͙̣͚̹͔͖̦̼̫͔͕̙̣̗̫̞̭̲͓̘͈̟̜̲̠̲͙͇̪̲̝͕̏̽̀̔́̓̅̈́̃̔͛͑͆̈͊͘̕̚͠ǫ̴̢̛̛̛̲͔̯͖͚̖̫̰͖̟̭͉̮̻̻̞̇́̇̉̈̒̊̐̈́̊̈́̏͊͆͛̇̔̋̚̚͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̷̡̧͇̮͇̯̥̙̱̼̝͕̜̫̭̯̦͍̭̳̥̗̠̀̆̇̀̔̽͐͊̂̌̐̀͌̎́̏̓͊̑̍͋̓̀̇̚̕̕͝͠͠i̴̢̛̱̗̠̹̺̘̥̲̙̫̥͇͂́̄̃̋̑̽͌n̶̦̖̈̋̽̀̀͋͐͗̀̈̋̋͛͒͐͂͊̐̆̈͑͆̍̿̓͆̐́͊͆͋̓̕̕̚̚͝͠s̷͕͕̥̖̟͙̱̺̳̳̤͋̇̏͌̃̀͋̿̔͑̄̎̌̈́̈͝͝ͅa̴̡̗̦͉̹͒͑̌̐̀̾̅̒͊̽́͋̿̏̃̅̒̓̾n̴̡̡̧̧̢̢̛̛̲̜̭͕̘͍̮͔̗͔̠̣̼̪̠̻̦̙̟͕̳̹̰̫̻̙͕̈́͐̉́͆̋́̏́̽̓͑̃̆͆̆̈́́̍̀̒̍̔̈͛̈́́̽̏̽͋̿̚̕̚͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅè̵͎̯͕͈̥̥͎̳̻̱̩̭͇̰̯͚̗̂̐̂̑̍͌̋̆̿̈́̋̉͋̆͋̀͗͜͠ Garlic bread.
I wish to know if this text has given my computer a virus
Granted, but the website you visit to try and find out held a Trojan Horse virus! Whoops.
I wish to be considered a god
Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller.
Is she funny? Creative?
I sure hope so, but how could I know?
Granted! You are considered a GOD (Goofy Old Donkey) by the lions, who hungrily eat you.
I wish he weren't eaten.
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Granted. Some random male down the street who was also about to get eaten suddenly isn't being eaten anymore.
I wish I had wish ideas
Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller.
Is she funny? Creative?
I sure hope so, but how could I know?
Granted! You see someone dying, and your brain registers death is it was thinking of wishes, causing you to accidentally die. So you died.
I wish I would be the one to get post 7777.
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Wish granted. But now you can only type 7777
Whats your wish?
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I think you mean 7777
I wish for a single Golf Ball sized Totino Pizza Roll (That isn't filled with either titanium or uranium)
Granted. Unfortunately, all golf ball sized totino pizza rolls are married; there are no single ones. You get nothing.
I wish for the person granting this wish to post at Last Comment Wins! within one minute of granting my wish.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! Now posting...
at Last Comment Wins! within one minute of granting my wish.
I wish for all weapons to be magic
Monsters: Brathkal
Weapons: Sword of Ni , Bow of Ni
Spells: Zone of Ni
I also love d̶̡̼̥̻͙̣̼̿͂͐͘ę̴̢̨̛̼̙̤̻̞̠̗̳̝̦̹̹̦͍̉̏͛̽͠͠sţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏ru̸̮̭̪̠͆̑̍́̈́̑̾̒̑̂̕ͅc̶̢̜͓̮̩͎͕̄́͑̃̈͋̈͌̑̽͠ͅͅţ̵̢̼̹̭̖͔͎̞̪͇͚̞̇̀̇̀̒͂̇̍͊̏io̵̪̭̞̗̝͙̝̬̥͕̒ͅn̸̨͖̳͓͍̜̬̗̪̜̪̗̺͆̏̆̊́̈́̿̎̅̈͠͝͝ in my campaigns! In other words, i'm an evil DM.
Granted! All of America's guns turn into pure magical energy and dissipate into the universe, and America is angry.
I wish there were no more wars, and we could all just be peaceful and happy. And not die somehow. Unless it's from old age.
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Granted. However, Yin and Yang are balanced, and without sadness, there is no happiness. Think about it like how one says "hunger is the best seasoning for food". With more sadness (hunger) the better the happiness (food) is. And if there is zero seasoning, the food will taste like cardboard. Therefore, you rid everyone of their emotions. Good job.
I wish for the person granting my wish to type out the 3 Pythagorean identities.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! the 3 Pythagorean identities.
I wish for the ability to touch strawberries, and turn them purple. That's it, just change the color.
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“The 3 Pythagorean identities”
I wish that the person granting my wish will already know that Pythagoras required his students to wear white without me telling them so (that and the Pythagorean theorem is the extent of my knowledge about Pythagoras lol)
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
gottem.
And also we did the same thing lol
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Granted. You can now turn strawberries purple just by touching them. Unfortunately when you do this it attracts the attention of a giant purple monster who then eats them all cause they’re the same color they are. As a bonus, the monster gets purple strawberry juice all over your living room.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).