Granted. This is now known as ‘Off-Topic Games’

I wish to have the power of teleportation that can be used as often as I wish without issues, to anywhere in the universe, and that I can take up to 10 people with me, and that I have perfect control over this power. This power can be activated whenever I want and has no time limit.

Granted. You're deemed an imminent threat to security and are assigned an immortal snail assassin. It always knows where you are. It cannot die. And will not stop.

I wish for my marigolds in the ground to grow better.

Granted. You return home one day to find that your marigolds have started growing their own garden. They are even better gardeners than you.

I wish that Sonic wasn't bipedal.

Granted. His legs are replaced with two bike pedals. 

I wish for good luck.

You are lucky enough to see a meteor shower right outside you- *crunch* that… must have hurt…

I wish for a jellyfishy friend :D

It gives you a hug.

i wish for a squid friend.

The squid’s freind is a big shark! Oh no, he’s huuunggggrrrryyyyyyy

I wish for a book

Its the king in Yellow.

I wish for a book written by Rick Riordan.

Its the titans curse and you havent read any other of the books.

i wish for a good book in my lexile range

Granted. You cannot read anyways, so the pictures will do.

I wish to have infinite cats.

Granted. You are drowned in cats. And now with their fur, but with their claws.

I wish it didn't require getting up at 6:30 am every day just to schedule an appointment at the DMV.

Granted. You now have appointments directly opposing your sleep schedule. Now you can get up at 01:30 instead :)

I wish for an original YA plot that isn’t ripped off constantly, yet still good.

Granted. You are given the plot of a new breakthrough in the genre of Yak Avarice novels. It's a niche subject all about yaks being angry.

I wish for the third member of the party to make it to the session next week. (Left off on a cliffhanger that's gonna need him there to make the opening fight balanced.)

Granted. They arrived only to have a heart attack right after and be sent to the ER due to the stress of DnD.

I wish for a fidget spinner.

It spins faster and faster until it falls and cuts off your toes

I wish i could read

Granted. You can now read at a 2nd-grade reading level.

I wish D&D had more races that are less 'human but X' such as the plasmoid, or things like puppets and skeletons.

Granted! There are now 62 different forms of blob as playable species!

I wish I didn’t have anxiety.

Granted. You think…

I wish for the title of this thread to be Turn the Wish

No.

I wish for pizzaaaaa

Granted. It has no toppings and is just a slab of dough.

I wish for people to become 35% longer lived compared to the normal current human lifetime.