My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Your wish is so twisted, it's not the original wish. But if you didn't wish to be most twisted... Then it wouldnt get twisted! So you do have that wish!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MADE A PARADOX
I wish for Nessie to recover well in Cryptid High.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
granted though wells are the domain of a certain consumed fellow of which we don't speak
i wish for the sun to stop being a jerk
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted! Now you have crippling depression.
I wish my cat’s litter tray didn’t smell so bad right now.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Granted, but instead of the litter box smelling bad, it is your entire room.
I wish for a nice sandwich to eat with my bf :3
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
Grated, but you can’t fit in your closet with your boyfriend.
I wish for unlimited power.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, you also get unlimited power bills.
I wish for writing inspiration
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted, you write all of your ideas. As a result, you can’t do anything except write and die of thirst.
I wish for BU to give me all of their money and property.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, but it lasts for a day before crumbling to dust.
I wish for a dog.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! The Dog is sadly a hell-hound. King Snurre now hunts you down.
I wish for a bottle of poison.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
The dog is hairless and looks hideous. Other than that, he is a good doggo.
I wish for a phone that is actually private and not checked
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
Your phone is SO private that even you can't get on it.
I wish for another bottle of poison.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
The poison is so appetizing that you decided to drink it.
I wish to be able to use my new phone
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted. You are arrested and spend the rest of your life in prison.
I wish for a hundred dollars per nanosecond.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
*Damn. Uhm.. that’s a little unsettling.*
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted. However, it is a currency no longer used. It's worthless, and either way, it's piling up on you and suffocating you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wish granted. Time now moves exceedingly slow for you, where one nanosecond equals an hour.
I wish to have the strength of Yujiro Hanma.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
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Wish granted. You get the strength of a random homeless guy who happens to have that name.
I wish I didn't get ninja'ed.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you get gored by a bull instead.
I wish for the apocalypse to happen.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you are now a zombie and everybody is shooting at you.
I wish I had the most twisted wish
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Your wish is so twisted, it's not the original wish. But if you didn't wish to be most twisted... Then it wouldnt get twisted! So you do have that wish!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MADE A PARADOX
I wish for Nessie to recover well in Cryptid High.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
granted though wells are the domain of a certain consumed fellow of which we don't speak
i wish for the sun to stop being a jerk
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Wish granted. Now it's a bully (the beat people up type). There's a difference, I think.
I wish for a singular, regular sized slice of pizza, with no toppings but cheese and extra cheese.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ