Every single living creature is now competing to be your most devoted friend. This results in several incredibly violent incidents and the global population plummets.
I wish to teleport bread for three days.
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Every single living creature is now competing to be your most devoted friend. This results in several incredibly violent incidents and the global population plummets.
I wish to teleport bread for three days.
Granted, Except you forget to stop and the bread, UH OH, TELEPORTS FOR 4 DAYS!
I wish to stop the teleporting of bread.
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Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Gibber is freed from the paradox before it even begins. You are now in a paradox of your own where without Gibber being in a paradox, you wouldn't have wished him to be freed, thus placing him back into a paradox.
I wish for every object in the universe to move five inches to my left.
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~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die)Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
*One second is enough to destroy my enemy.*
Granted. You are thrown into a crowd with millions of people.
I wish to be content.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, you are temporarily content with the destruction of your enemy.
I wish for more power.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted. It comes with an accompanying bill.
I wish to have friends.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Every single living creature is now competing to be your most devoted friend. This results in several incredibly violent incidents and the global population plummets.
I wish to teleport bread for three days.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted, Except you forget to stop and the bread, UH OH, TELEPORTS FOR 4 DAYS!
I wish to stop the teleporting of bread.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
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Granted but a bread monster eats you
I wish to have mutant bread as a pet
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
Granted, but it is too smol.
I wish for a giraffe.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The giraffe eats all the bread
I wish for the giraffe to not have eaten all of the bread
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you are now trapped in a paradox, because there isn't a universe where the giraffe doesn't eat the bread.
I wish to free gibber from the paradox.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Gibber is freed from the paradox before it even begins. You are now in a paradox of your own where without Gibber being in a paradox, you wouldn't have wished him to be freed, thus placing him back into a paradox.
I wish for every object in the universe to move five inches to my left.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted and since the paradox isn't an object and I am I escape
Since we are on the roof of paradoxes I wish for Rick Astley to give me a copy of the movie up
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you have trapped Rick Astley in a paradox.
I wish for gibber and Rick to switch, so that gibber is in the paradox.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted we swap physical positions but he's still in the paradox
I wish for Kasrik_the_Wizard to say the sentence they are currently saying is false, and then figure out if it's false or not.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, since I wasn't talking, nothing happens.
I wish for a goldfish.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you get a fish made of Gold
i wish for annoying children to be very small
~ Dies Irae ~ Blood For Blood ~ High Aether Grandmaster of the School of Aether
R.I.P Technoblade (He Who Cannot Die) Creator of "The Lost City" <--- *Linked*
Proud Wielder of the Quinques: IXA, Narukami, Yukimura 1/3, and Owl
Granted they are small but quick and nimble and can get into the smallest of cracks. Lock your vaults.
I wish for Kasrik_the_Wizard to suddenly say the following sentence then see if it is false or not:
"This sentence I am currently saying is false."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. Both you and Kasrik are ejected from reality to prevent paradox.
I wish that I knew the collective body of current mathematical knowledge possessed by human civilization.
Granted your brain explodes you are dead
I wish that I had a peice of chicken
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Granted but since the genie doesn't know what a peice is it fails
I wish to find the One Piece.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. You have found one state of tranquility and quietude and are freed from disturbance.
I wish for one peace.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.