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This works until you bet that you lose, causing a paradox that wipes out all of reality.
I wish I understood why people defend 3.5 so rabidly.
You understand completely what they love so much about it, and now you too are one of those insufferable rabid defenders.
I wish I could stop time for 8 hours once a week so I could catch up on sleep.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Well, your time stops too, so it doesn't really work out.
I wish that I can ask my crush out without any negitive repercussions.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You can! In the game, as in reality, there's nothing stopping you.
I wish I to speak as well as I write.
Extended Signature
Sure! Now you write exactly the way you currently speak.
I wish my body still produced lactase so I could eat dairy again.
Granted, but all lactose-based foods and drinks turn sour the second they hit your tongue.
I wish I could sleep better.
You gain a curse that puts you in a deep sleep 23.9 hour a day.
I wish I had a sandwich
Wish granted you did have a sandwich, well before I ate it that is.
I wish I had friends
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you did have friends well before I ate them.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
Wish Granted! you don't exist and never existed, so you never ate!
I wish I had all DnD Beyond Content.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
you do but it is usless because you are dead
I wish I was alive
Wish Granted! You are simultaneously dead and alive, causing you great pain and suffering for eternity!
I wish I was awesome even while dead
Wish Granted, you are the word awesome, but in Latin which is a dead language.
I wish I had a twin
Wish granted,
when you were born there was someone else with you in the womb, but they were stillborn
I wish I didn't have a twin
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Wish granted you are a triplet
side note: *go away Anna* lol I love it mastercryomancer
I wish I had a boyfriend
Wish granted, Your boyfriend is so ugly... and now you are married against your will. Yay!
I wish I was awesome and not the word awesome even while dead...
wish granted but “awesome” doesn’t exist
I wish that my boyfriend wasn’t ugly
Congrats, your boyfriend isn't named ugly! And is a really ugly turtle! that you are married to!
I wish Ruby666 would go away....
Granted. But they'll be back shortly.
I wish I could get back into the swing of things...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
wish granted you are now a swing
I wish I could teleport
This works until you bet that you lose, causing a paradox that wipes out all of reality.
I wish I understood why people defend 3.5 so rabidly.
You understand completely what they love so much about it, and now you too are one of those insufferable rabid defenders.
I wish I could stop time for 8 hours once a week so I could catch up on sleep.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Well, your time stops too, so it doesn't really work out.
I wish that I can ask my crush out without any negitive repercussions.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You can! In the game, as in reality, there's nothing stopping you.
I wish I to speak as well as I write.
Extended Signature
Sure! Now you write exactly the way you currently speak.
I wish my body still produced lactase so I could eat dairy again.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Granted, but all lactose-based foods and drinks turn sour the second they hit your tongue.
I wish I could sleep better.
You gain a curse that puts you in a deep sleep 23.9 hour a day.
I wish I had a sandwich
Wish granted you did have a sandwich, well before I ate it that is.
I wish I had friends
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you did have friends well before I ate them.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
Extended Signature
Wish Granted! you don't exist and never existed, so you never ate!
I wish I had all DnD Beyond Content.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
you do but it is usless because you are dead
I wish I was alive
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish Granted! You are simultaneously dead and alive, causing you great pain and suffering for eternity!
I wish I was awesome even while dead
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish Granted, you are the word awesome, but in Latin which is a dead language.
I wish I had a twin
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted,
when you were born there was someone else with you in the womb, but they were stillborn
I wish I didn't have a twin
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Wish granted you are a triplet
side note: *go away Anna* lol I love it mastercryomancer
I wish I had a boyfriend
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, Your boyfriend is so ugly... and now you are married against your will. Yay!
I wish I was awesome and not the word awesome even while dead...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
wish granted but “awesome” doesn’t exist
I wish that my boyfriend wasn’t ugly
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrats, your boyfriend isn't named ugly! And is a really ugly turtle! that you are married to!
I wish Ruby666 would go away....
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted. But they'll be back shortly.
I wish I could get back into the swing of things...
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
wish granted you are now a swing
I wish I could teleport
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue