granted you don't need to use your armor class to stay cool and you don't need heating but its still 100 degrees
i wish for a free Xanathar’s Guide to Everything.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Granted. After making friend with Big Joe you're inducted into his criminal organization. Now that you've escaped however there is no going home. Once in the brotherhood, always in the brotherhood.
Edit: Granted. You find a pfp you love from another artist. But everyone keeps thinking you made it and complimenting your talent.
I wish adamantine armor. If my AC then I'm only getting by nat-20s it looks like. So may as well negate the extras of those crits.
Your wish been granted. The adamantine armor, paired with your character's already over-full inventory, is so heavy they can no longer move.
I wish for $5000 for me to spend at the Ren faire this weekend.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. You get a credit for $5,000 at the Ren Faire this weekend. But due to tornadoes it gets cancelled.
I wish to be a dwarf so that I no longer have a movement penalty from heavy armor.
(NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE REN FAIRE)
Your wish has been granted. Your are now a short little dwarf, so short in fact that you are mistaken for a child everywhere you go. You are no longer allowed into the Ren faire by yourself. Womp womp.
I wish for the Ren faire to not be closed, and that I still get the $5000 dollars to spend there.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. Despite the tornadoes they decide to reopen anyways. You're blown away in the winds and a vigil is held for you and the other lost souls after the storms are done.
I wish for my dwarven beard to be a sign to people that despite my dwarven stature I am, in fact, an adult!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You no long get dehydrated and therefore feel no need to drink water. You die because of this.
i wish people were nicer
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
you know those straight/cis people who are allies and are always like "ooooo you're queer? yeah, I'm super supportive. yay! gay! trans! be who you are! yayyyyyy i support!!" and all till it's rly annoying? everyone's like that except abt everything in life. and they expect you to act like that too
i wish for no more soreness in my muscles
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
you have no more soreness in your muscles because you no longer have muscles. Good luck
i wish to be motivated to do my homework.
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
you have no more soreness in your muscles because you no longer have muscles. Good luck
i wish to be motivated to do my homework.
granted. in fact you're so motivated to do homework that instead of other people paying YOU to do THEIR homework, YOU start paying THEM to allow you to do their homework. (...does that make sense?)
i wish for a better singing voice
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Granted. That'll be $39.99
I wish for summer to have nice temperatures where the windows can always be open with no need of using AC or heating.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
granted you don't need to use your armor class to stay cool and you don't need heating but its still 100 degrees
i wish for a free Xanathar’s Guide to Everything.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish for better AC is it's 100 degrees outside. Gotta keep the house cool.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
granted. your armor class is set to 35
i wish to get out of prison for piracy
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
upon further investigation, the court has declared you not a pirate. you're still in there for the other kind of piracy though
i wish for a pfp that i actually like 🥲
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Granted. After making friend with Big Joe you're inducted into his criminal organization. Now that you've escaped however there is no going home. Once in the brotherhood, always in the brotherhood.
Edit: Granted. You find a pfp you love from another artist. But everyone keeps thinking you made it and complimenting your talent.
I wish adamantine armor. If my AC then I'm only getting by nat-20s it looks like. So may as well negate the extras of those crits.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish been granted. The adamantine armor, paired with your character's already over-full inventory, is so heavy they can no longer move.
I wish for $5000 for me to spend at the Ren faire this weekend.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Granted. You get a credit for $5,000 at the Ren Faire this weekend. But due to tornadoes it gets cancelled.
I wish to be a dwarf so that I no longer have a movement penalty from heavy armor.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
(NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE REN FAIRE)
Your wish has been granted. Your are now a short little dwarf, so short in fact that you are mistaken for a child everywhere you go. You are no longer allowed into the Ren faire by yourself. Womp womp.
I wish for the Ren faire to not be closed, and that I still get the $5000 dollars to spend there.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Granted. Despite the tornadoes they decide to reopen anyways. You're blown away in the winds and a vigil is held for you and the other lost souls after the storms are done.
I wish for my dwarven beard to be a sign to people that despite my dwarven stature I am, in fact, an adult!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
They think you're just wearing a mask.
I wish to have better looks.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
granted, eyesight improved
i wish to never be dehydrated again
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
You no long get dehydrated and therefore feel no need to drink water. You die because of this.
i wish people were nicer
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
you know those straight/cis people who are allies and are always like "ooooo you're queer? yeah, I'm super supportive. yay! gay! trans! be who you are! yayyyyyy i support!!" and all till it's rly annoying? everyone's like that except abt everything in life. and they expect you to act like that too
i wish for no more soreness in my muscles
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Sounds awful ngl
you have no more soreness in your muscles because you no longer have muscles. Good luck
i wish to be motivated to do my homework.
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Granted. You can't have sore muscles if you don't have muscles.
I wish for hamburger buns. (I had to throw out the ones I had due to mold.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
granted. in fact you're so motivated to do homework that instead of other people paying YOU to do THEIR homework, YOU start paying THEM to allow you to do their homework. (...does that make sense?)
i wish for a better singing voice
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Granted. You become the next Justin Bieber.
I wish for hamburger buns again. You sniped me, Cecaelia! :P
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
moldy hamburger buns
i wish for clothes that make me feel comfortable
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Granted. You get the most comfortable clothes ever to exist. But now you look like a Star Trek TNG civilian...
I wish for good meat sales.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary