Your use of those substances goes quite well, but you fertilize the soil too much, which causes a plant apocalypse.
I wish for EVERYONE to stop using slang I don't understand.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Verily, noble The_DragonTamer, I shall endeavour to comply with thy most esteemed request. Pray, allow me to weave a tapestry of verbiage most ornate, wherein the common parlance of Gen Alpha shall be eschewed in favor of the mellifluous cadence of yore.
i wish for an indoor pool.
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I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Gen alpha siang gets run over by a bus. It is now completely dead.
I wish for two one-inch cookies.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I can’t even argue with that. My dad said something like that yesterday INFRONT OF FAMILY and I straight up said WHAT THE **** understandably. I’m gen z and I don’t even know what he said
I can’t even argue with that. My dad said something like that yesterday INFRONT OF FAMILY and I straight up said WHAT THE **** understandably. I’m gen z and I don’t even know what he said
i wish i had a donut
You had a donut. But I just took it away.
I wish for people to stop fighting
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Wish granted, you met the group Bagpipe Trainee Stallers!
I wish to no longer be a b pfp
(The granted wish😭😭)
wish granted
your pfp has been changed to a C
i wish for stonks socks
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Granted. Your socks are so rizzy a mob comes after you in a desire to take them from you, leading to severe injury from the crowd.
I wish for my use of cow manure and compost to go well tomorrow. (Fertilizing the soil for some planting I'm doing.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Your use of those substances goes quite well, but you fertilize the soil too much, which causes a plant apocalypse.
I wish for EVERYONE to stop using slang I don't understand.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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Verily, noble The_DragonTamer, I shall endeavour to comply with thy most esteemed request. Pray, allow me to weave a tapestry of verbiage most ornate, wherein the common parlance of Gen Alpha shall be eschewed in favor of the mellifluous cadence of yore.
i wish for an indoor pool.
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
wish granted your door has a microscopic pool in it
I wish for an official way of the iron fist monk subclass
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
"Wifi is okay if you're close to the router."
Granted. It's in the new Tales of Iron book, sold for the low price of $99.99!
I wish for another large flowerpot I can put broccoli in.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
its broken
i wish for E
i ask dumb question
GrantEd.
I wish for rain over the weekend.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
all weekend it will be pouring, and pouring so badly that your roof gets a leak.
I wish for real fanta
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
The DM grants your wish, then realizes what you said. He looks at you funny.
"Are you... sure about that?"
I wish for Gen Alpha slang to disappear forever.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Skibidi slang is yeeted. Instead we've the bees knees coming around hip and groovy, mon.
I wish for that Ohio alpha rizz to be bussin' with the fam.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Gen alpha siang gets run over by a bus. It is now completely dead.
I wish for two one-inch cookies.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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They enter your skull at a 10000 mph velocity
I wish for a dousing of molten lava
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
You are burned to death. You asked for it.
I wish for the skibidi ohio to be rizz
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
As that state doesn't exist, the raw magical energy of your wish instead shoots back at you, disintegrating you.
I wish for people to stop using gen alpha slang. Permanently.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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I can’t even argue with that. My dad said something like that yesterday INFRONT OF FAMILY and I straight up said WHAT THE **** understandably. I’m gen z and I don’t even know what he said
i wish i had a donut
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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You had a donut. But I just took it away.
I wish for people to stop fighting
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Wish granted, everyone in the world disappears. (If there's no humans there's no fighting B))
I wish people would reappear
People reappear. As carcasses.
I wish to better understand D&D
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel, pronouns they/he. Some things about me, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
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