A random dude named "You" states his wish: I wish for a valley to myself....In that valley there is a bog. A rare bog. A ratman bog. But indeed, in that bog there is a tree. a rare tree. a ratman tree. But indeed, on that tree there is a limb. a rare limb. a ratman limb. and on that limb the shall be a branch! a rare branch. a ratman branch. But tis, on that branch there is a stick! A RARE STICK!!! THE RATMAN STICK!!!!! AND ON THAT STICK THERE IS SOME BARK!!! RARE BARK!!! LEGENDARY BARK!!!! RATMAN BARK!!! ON THAT BARK THERE IS A BUG!! A RARE BUG!!! A RATMAN BUG!!! AND ON THAT BUG THERE IS SOME HAIR!!!! RARE HAIR!!! RATMAN HAIR!!!! AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!? ON THAT HAIR THERE IS ANOTHER BUG!!!!! A SMALL RARE BUG!!!! A RATMAN BUG!!!! BUT ON THE BUG THERE IS.......A.......A......RARE PORTAL.A RATMAN PORTAL. AND THROUGH THAT PORTAL THERE IS A WORLD!!!!!! A RARE WORLD!!!! A RAT MAN WORLD!!!!! ON THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD THERE IS A..................................................VALLEY...........A RARE VALLEY.....A RATMAN VALLEY!!!!!!! AND IN THE VALLEY THERE IS A BOG, A RARE BOG A. RATMAN. BOG. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And You fell on to the ground, dead from lack of breath. Congrats, you just murdered someone.
I wish for some chicken!!!! (No dropping it somewhere else. Be creative.)
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I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
your sent to the vaccum in a wildspace pocket, no sound travels in a vacum, noting interesting happens nearby, you die as the side facing the closest sun vaporises and the other side simeltaniously freezes
I wish that i wont get randomly logged out from Dndbeyond again
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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Someone throws a MELON at you hard enough to break your skull. Your brains spill out like WATER.
I wish I could share my good moods when I have them.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
1. Just what? Rimuru isn’t a cat. Rimuru is a slime.
2. You get a Questionable Owlbear(?) who is actually a man who has to live with a Owlbear. He gets on his knees and thanks you for rescuing him.
3. I wish for a wish stick who can wish for infinite wishes and each one of those wishes are sentient and they can wish for infinite wishes and all the wishes ever to be made are sentient and can have their own sentient wishes. (In other words, I wish for the Genie Agency (or who manages genies) to have a busy day. :))
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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It appears at the bottom of a ocean on a far off planet.
I wish for Detective Uhcakip (pikachu backwards)
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Detective Uhcakip appears. Unfortunately, as the opposite of a pokemon, he enslaves you and forces you to battle other humans.
I wish for a bag of chips. pLeAsE lEt Me HaVe My ChIpS!!!
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You receive your bag. However, the police and FBI arrive and arrest you for the ending of two California Hi-way Patrol members.
I wish to forget that show entirely....
You do, just to watch it again.
I watch the movie based on Stephen King's book again, feeling extra good but not knowing why.
I wish you would state a more clear wish of your own.
A random dude named "You" states his wish: I wish for a valley to myself....In that valley there is a bog. A rare bog. A ratman bog. But indeed, in that bog there is a tree. a rare tree. a ratman tree. But indeed, on that tree there is a limb. a rare limb. a ratman limb. and on that limb the shall be a branch! a rare branch. a ratman branch. But tis, on that branch there is a stick! A RARE STICK!!! THE RATMAN STICK!!!!! AND ON THAT STICK THERE IS SOME BARK!!! RARE BARK!!! LEGENDARY BARK!!!! RATMAN BARK!!! ON THAT BARK THERE IS A BUG!! A RARE BUG!!! A RATMAN BUG!!! AND ON THAT BUG THERE IS SOME HAIR!!!! RARE HAIR!!! RATMAN HAIR!!!! AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!? ON THAT HAIR THERE IS ANOTHER BUG!!!!! A SMALL RARE BUG!!!! A RATMAN BUG!!!! BUT ON THE BUG THERE IS.......A.......A......RARE PORTAL.A RATMAN PORTAL. AND THROUGH THAT PORTAL THERE IS A WORLD!!!!!! A RARE WORLD!!!! A RAT MAN WORLD!!!!! ON THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD THERE IS A..................................................VALLEY...........A RARE VALLEY.....A RATMAN VALLEY!!!!!!! AND IN THE VALLEY THERE IS A BOG, A RARE BOG A. RATMAN. BOG. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And You fell on to the ground, dead from lack of breath. Congrats, you just murdered someone.
I wish for some chicken!!!! (No dropping it somewhere else. Be creative.)
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
your sent to the vaccum in a wildspace pocket, no sound travels in a vacum, noting interesting happens nearby, you die as the side facing the closest sun vaporises and the other side simeltaniously freezes
i wish for a pesants railgun :D
bring back party wizzard!
click here to sign petition!!!
You get it. A railgun that shoots peasants!
Ash wishes that he could wish
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Done, Ash from Pokemon can now wish.
I wish that i wont get randomly logged out from Dndbeyond again
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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Wish Granted! You are permanently banned from D&D beyond.
I want a watermelon, please.
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Someone throws a MELON at you hard enough to break your skull. Your brains spill out like WATER.
I wish I could share my good moods when I have them.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Wish granted! You share them with a rock.
I wish for better pfps for my characters.
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Wish Granted The Pfps are reworked but they don’t have one for your characters species
I wish for a loaf of bread
You get poisoned bread.
I wish for a giant cat to eat the earth. (Don't ask)
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
Hello Kitty has decided that Earth is of no value,
Hello Kitty has eaten the planet. Score: [0]
[Respawn]
[Go to Main Menu]
I wish for Rimuru-like powers. (Rimuru from That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime.)
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The cat only eats you then dies
I wish for a pet Owlbearer
1. Just what? Rimuru isn’t a cat. Rimuru is a slime.
2. You get a Questionable Owlbear(?) who is actually a man who has to live with a Owlbear. He gets on his knees and thanks you for rescuing him.
3. I wish for a wish stick who can wish for infinite wishes and each one of those wishes are sentient and they can wish for infinite wishes and all the wishes ever to be made are sentient and can have their own sentient wishes. (In other words, I wish for the Genie Agency (or who manages genies) to have a busy day. :))
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
The wishes wish for the sun to blow up.
I wish for war cleric to be buffed
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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He is buffed. He destroys you.
I wish for 2 dollars
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,