As this wish takes hold, the clouds part and a single shiny red balloon floats down from the heavens.. your eyes go wide with pure joy as an uncontrollable smile forms. Hands extended forward you run off after your prize as some where off in the distance you he hear the melody of 99 luftballons, and air raid sirens...
Granted! As your pizza appears with all the topping you desire. You are unaware of me running by chasing my balloon and the impending doom that fallows.
Your wish makes no sound at all, therefore, cancelling the wish.
I wish for the ability to make a perfect D&D campaign that my players will enjoy.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Your wish is granted, your consciousness spans the breadth of space and time. You are aware of all things and have all the answers.. pinpointing a single concept is difficult, but you are a newly omniscient being eager to answer the unknowable. Somewhere in vastness of your understanding you focus in on the simple statement "this sentence is false" and your mind glitches. You spend the rest of eternity, forever judging the validity of this statement.
I never did get my +1 Thong of Protection, I wished for like a month ago... so I wish that the person who denied that wish to fall in a mud like substance, and also for my thong.
but you can hear all people speaking all languages all over the world at once and can't even tell the difference from someone else or your own thoughts
i wish that the person that answers me is going to answer me in french or spanish
Granted. A random person in a random other class in a higher grade than you looks at you, then looks away, not caring at all about you
I wish I had a notebook that makes any character I write down in it appear in front of me, and will fulfill one request of mine to the best of their ability, then they disappear.
Granted. As I am no longer able to enter a playground, I instead find other hobbies, including a love for the medical field. I graduate Med school top of my class, and become a world renowned cardiologist.
Many years later, I am walking by a playground, where I see you having a merry old time. As I agonize over the fact that I can't join in, I watch you suffer a stroke. Alas, while I would easily be able to help save your life, I am unable to enter the playground, and you perish.
I wish that by touching a book, I achieved instantly the knowledge I would have gained had I read the book normally.
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As this wish takes hold, the clouds part and a single shiny red balloon floats down from the heavens.. your eyes go wide with pure joy as an uncontrollable smile forms. Hands extended forward you run off after your prize as some where off in the distance you he hear the melody of 99 luftballons, and air raid sirens...
I wish for pizza.
Granted! As your pizza appears with all the topping you desire. You are unaware of me running by chasing my balloon and the impending doom that fallows.
I wish for a fallout shelter.
you get a fallout shelter that is rusting and breaking down and will cost more money then you have to refurbish it
i wish that no one will make my wish sound stupid
Your wish makes no sound at all, therefore, cancelling the wish.
I wish for the ability to make a perfect D&D campaign that my players will enjoy.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
nobody comes to play the campaign
i wish for the exact same thing as the person above me except they are not allowed to use my excuse
your players enjoy the campaign because you're not the dm
I wish for a bright sunny day.
on the other side of the world there is a bright sunny day that you cannot get to
i wish to become an all powerful god
Your wish is granted, your consciousness spans the breadth of space and time. You are aware of all things and have all the answers.. pinpointing a single concept is difficult, but you are a newly omniscient being eager to answer the unknowable. Somewhere in vastness of your understanding you focus in on the simple statement "this sentence is false" and your mind glitches. You spend the rest of eternity, forever judging the validity of this statement.
I never did get my +1 Thong of Protection, I wished for like a month ago... so I wish that the person who denied that wish to fall in a mud like substance, and also for my thong.
you turn into a mud like substance and the person falls into you and whatever that other thing is turns to ash and breaks apart
i wish that the person that answers my wish is evil
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I wish for a giant tub of ice cream.
Your wish is granted, your giant tub made of ice cream quickly melts as you try to fill your bath.
I wish to cast a permanent comprehend languages upon my self.
but you can hear all people speaking all languages all over the world at once and can't even tell the difference from someone else or your own thoughts
i wish that the person that answers me is going to answer me in french or spanish
Granted, unfortunately, you didn't ask a question, so your wish was wasted.
I wish Pi Day was declared a national holiday in my country
it is declared on December 31 so nobody cares
i wish that the person that answers me puts a picture of pikachu in their post
I wish senpai would notice me.
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"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." - William Arthur Ward
Granted. A random person in a random other class in a higher grade than you looks at you, then looks away, not caring at all about you
I wish I had a notebook that makes any character I write down in it appear in front of me, and will fulfill one request of mine to the best of their ability, then they disappear.
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseThey work by the hour, and charge a high rate.
I wish for a action figure of FL4K from borderlands 3.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Done, except the space-time continuum is ripped apart because Borderlands 3 hasn't been released yet. Didn't you remember rule #2665 of wishing?
I wish for an ordinary bagel. I'm a bit hungry right now.
An ordinary bagel appears on the ground and is immediately pounced upon by pigeons.
I wish for whoever twists my wish to immediately suffer from the agony of never being able to enter a playground.
Granted. As I am no longer able to enter a playground, I instead find other hobbies, including a love for the medical field. I graduate Med school top of my class, and become a world renowned cardiologist.
Many years later, I am walking by a playground, where I see you having a merry old time. As I agonize over the fact that I can't join in, I watch you suffer a stroke. Alas, while I would easily be able to help save your life, I am unable to enter the playground, and you perish.
I wish that by touching a book, I achieved instantly the knowledge I would have gained had I read the book normally.