It is the most perfect Ice cream in the world... Unfortunately, it appears in your brain, killing you instantly. Guess that's quite a BRAIN FREEZE, isn't it (audience laughs). I love it when people wish for objects small enough for me to believable fit it in an organ, it makes this game easy.
I wish for a potato.
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The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
it is a really, really hot potato, it burns to just hold it and it shall for ever remain this way.
I wish for the paw of a monkey.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
The potato is in the form of French fries, except the salt is actually an illusion. So, if you try to eat it ... you bite into an unsalted fry you thought was salted, which is not lethal but immensely annoying.
I wish for the ability to turn chocolate chips into raisins without altering their dimensions or whether or not they are edible.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
You do not alter their dimensions, but you do alter the dimensions of the world. Instead, the world changes to have such high gravity that holding the raisins instantly kills you.
Sadly, your longing for a wish (along with your Seussian prose) causes your mind to break.
I wish for a book.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
It's a lion. A hungry lion that find you appetizing.
I wish for a pet lion cub who happens to be vegetarian.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED but when ever you would cough you sneeze loudly.
I wish for a gold anvil.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Once you drink the latte, you become addicted to Starbucks and burn your life savings on more.
I wish for Spain to win the World Cup.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
N appears in front of you, but because N is from sci-fi and not the real world reality begins to deteriorate all around you as your world is pulled into Murder Drones.
I wish for a discount on Obojima: Tales From the Tall Grass (because I love Studio Ghibli and I love D&D, but $40 is too much for me)
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
I wish for a cool looking firearm that can attach to ones arm
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You do. But when you wake up, you find yourself inside of a whale's belly.
I wish for people to stop wishing for fictional characters or continuations of fictional stories. It's far too easy to turn them into something bad. "Oh I wish for [x]!" "yeah but [x] shoots you in the head 17 times."
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The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
Granted, the characters are now real instead of fictional.
I wish for all delivery companies to gain teleporting technology that teleports packages (and only packages, and only safe ones at that) that they need to transport straight to their destination, in a way that cannot be abused by any individual or group for nefarious purposes and only used for the delivery of packages as the current postal system does, only more instant with the use of this machinery that is affordable and easily produced.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It is the most perfect Ice cream in the world... Unfortunately, it appears in your brain, killing you instantly. Guess that's quite a BRAIN FREEZE, isn't it (audience laughs). I love it when people wish for objects small enough for me to believable fit it in an organ, it makes this game easy.
I wish for a potato.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
it is a really, really hot potato, it burns to just hold it and it shall for ever remain this way.
I wish for the paw of a monkey.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I see two are playing at my game :)
The potato is in the form of French fries, except the salt is actually an illusion. So, if you try to eat it ... you bite into an unsalted fry you thought was salted, which is not lethal but immensely annoying.
I wish for the ability to turn chocolate chips into raisins without altering their dimensions or whether or not they are edible.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
You do not alter their dimensions, but you do alter the dimensions of the world. Instead, the world changes to have such high gravity that holding the raisins instantly kills you.
I wish we replaced every use of UwU with OwO.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted but everyone uses it too my causing it to be banned.
I wish for a spellbook
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
A dictionary appears in your hand.
I wish I had a wish worth wishing.
Sadly, your longing for a wish (along with your Seussian prose) causes your mind to break.
I wish for a book.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
The book appears in your stomach
I wish for 1 million trillions 1 dollar bills to appear in the ocean.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
it causes the ocean level to increase by 50 feet, drowning coastal cities around the world
I wish for a cat
PM me the word tomato
It's a lion. A hungry lion that find you appetizing.
I wish for a pet lion cub who happens to be vegetarian.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted. But as lions are naturally carnivorous he is severely malnourished.
I wish for my cough to go away.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
GRANTED but when ever you would cough you sneeze loudly.
I wish for a gold anvil.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. It's warped beyond functionality after the first time you try to use it.
I wish for a chai latte.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Once you drink the latte, you become addicted to Starbucks and burn your life savings on more.
I wish for Spain to win the World Cup.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted but Spain gets crushed by a cup the size of the world
I wish for N from murder Drones
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
N appears in front of you, but because N is from sci-fi and not the real world reality begins to deteriorate all around you as your world is pulled into Murder Drones.
I wish for a discount on Obojima: Tales From the Tall Grass (because I love Studio Ghibli and I love D&D, but $40 is too much for me)
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
granted but it is only a 1% discount.
I wish for a cool looking firearm that can attach to ones arm
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted but it turns out to be illegal and the only way to remove it is to remove your arm too.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You do. But when you wake up, you find yourself inside of a whale's belly.
I wish for people to stop wishing for fictional characters or continuations of fictional stories. It's far too easy to turn them into something bad. "Oh I wish for [x]!" "yeah but [x] shoots you in the head 17 times."
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted, the characters are now real instead of fictional.
I wish for all delivery companies to gain teleporting technology that teleports packages (and only packages, and only safe ones at that) that they need to transport straight to their destination, in a way that cannot be abused by any individual or group for nefarious purposes and only used for the delivery of packages as the current postal system does, only more instant with the use of this machinery that is affordable and easily produced.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig