Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Granted (almost) - the cat disappears, but you don't return to existence like everyone else. Perhaps some glitch in the universe's quantum fabric leaves you grasping endlessly in a gray void.
I wish for a warp drive (not the 10x-positive-energy-in-the-universe one, the other one)
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
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Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Granted, but as soon as you turn it on, it explodes.
I wish people would join my tavern.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. But they're all underage and you get busted for serving alcohol to minors.
I wish I had gone to bed earlier last night.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
You now can never go to sleep
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
(Stop finding ways to twist the wish!)
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
My brother in Christ do you not know what thread you are on?
Granted, you have a dead cat in your hand (didn’t specify if it was living or not)
i wish for all cancerous tumors to violently explode once grown to a sufficient size
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You twisted the wish!
The tumors now explode at the time to reduce the amount of pain in the person. That was a good act
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Granted, the cat is perpetually teetering between life and death, its in excruciating pain
i wish for the tumors to make more tumors grow after exploding
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
It works! Sadly, the people with the tumors are already dead, so...
YES, I GOT THE CAT! AND BECAUSE THE CAT CAN'T ANNOY ME, IT CAN MEOW. HA
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Granted, its in your stomach perpetually regenerating and being digested by your stomach acid, like a sick twisted Ouroboros
i wish for the amount of people to decrease by 1% every year exponentially
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted but the first person to die is the genie, canceling the wish.
I wish for it to be impossible for TheGatoLover to get a cat
PM me the word tomato
Granted
i wish for all coins to land heads up
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted. But there's a 50-50 shot the coin knows which side is heads so they still have the same randomness to them.
I wish for the virtual job fair I went to to have a better waiting room with features like letting you know how many people are ahead of you and if the people at the virtual booth are still there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
*That was not my hand*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I works? I don't know how to twist that
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
It works but the cat is incredibly nihilistic and suicidal, except it can't die so it falls into deep depression and stops eating or doing anything.
I wish I was a fish.
PM me the word tomato
You become a wish fish!
I wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
HAHAHAHA, IT CANNOT DIE. At the end of the world, all that it left is your cat, was it really worth it? Sure, you got a cat, but now that pained animal has go through eternity alone.
I wish for you to STOP WISHING FOR CATS ALREADY.
He/Him
I find the idea of one multiverse to be unfeasible with all of the rules set by numerous franchises when delving into multiversal concepts so I propose the Polymultiverse, all multiverses exist at the same time but separate.
Granted but I not the one wishing for cats.
now I wish for a banana
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Mwahahahaha... actually this banana isn't going to shoot you. Nor is it going to poison you. In fact, you can eat it without any consequences. However, I will shoot you 17 times.
I wish for a door to be teleported into the Oval Office without any explanation to why it's there or how it got there. The door must reasonable fit within the Office.
He/Him
I find the idea of one multiverse to be unfeasible with all of the rules set by numerous franchises when delving into multiversal concepts so I propose the Polymultiverse, all multiverses exist at the same time but separate.
Granted. The door's appearance is then used as a cassus belli to instigate WWIII. Billions must die, including Gato's cat.
I wish for inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night