i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You get them, but they’re broken. I wish that the world is turned into lego bricks!
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
The world begins spinning super super fast, taking it out of its regular orbit and it slams into a giant rock made of Legos (it turned into Lego bricks)
I wish for someone to help me formulate my BBEG’s last dying words.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You get tea, but to get the green color, we had to use toxic sludge
i wish I can get the new Fnaf action figures that we’re revealed yesterday early!
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you gain it by waiting for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. You have achieved the feeling of true patience. However, as you think about this, the heat death of the universe occurs
I wish to know how to reverse entropy without the net expenditure of energy.
I wish for people to stop coming up with dumb stuff and then hyping it up (Great meme reset was never gonna work)
correction it happened for about a week. also humanity has done that for years. so I mean yeah that happens and many holidays do stop happening as what is deemed dumb is variable in this scenario. so that means no religion, no rights, no government, no art, all of what makes humans, humans has been removed. for it is this dumb concepts, practices, and "stuff" is all apart of humanity. but hey I guess good news also no A.I.
I Wish to experience, true Chasity.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Mr. Saturn turns you into meat.
I wish for a perfectly spherical egg.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
you get one, but it is giant!
i wish for cake
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
You have music constantly playing from Cake.
I wish for SEAL BOIMANDOUR LE PHOQUE EST TRES BEIN OUI! COMMENT CA VAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? MES AAAAA...MMMIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE-e-e-e-e-s...
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Uh…you get a selkie instead? (I’m a little confused lol)
I wish for.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
you get,
i wish for a capital letter
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
YOU GET A SIGN WITH THE LETTER E.
I wish for something grand.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
You get a piano
i wish for a forte
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You get this: f
I wish to succeed in the upcoming war against Sordida
Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I absolutely love Korean mythology, so if you want to talk about that, feel free to!
You do, but you die in the process most likely
I wish for a rubber glove, 5 straws, hot glue, and scissors.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You get them, but they’re broken.
I wish that the world is turned into lego bricks!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
The world begins spinning super super fast, taking it out of its regular orbit and it slams into a giant rock made of Legos (it turned into Lego bricks)
I wish for someone to help me formulate my BBEG’s last dying words.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Some one does help you but the best they can thing of is curse you.
I wish another idea to add to the (corporate) wheel of punishments
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
You gain this idea: another idea to add to the corporate wheel of punishments
i wish for green tea
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You get tea, but to get the green color, we had to use toxic sludge
i wish I can get the new Fnaf action figures that we’re revealed yesterday early!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
You get them but your also now broke.
I wish for the feeling of true patience.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
you gain it by waiting for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. You have achieved the feeling of true patience. However, as you think about this, the heat death of the universe occurs
I wish to know how to reverse entropy without the net expenditure of energy.
PM me the word tomato
Yeah I don't know either good luck with that
I wish for people to stop coming up with dumb stuff and then hyping it up (Great meme reset was never gonna work)
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
Inferniak's Followers: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/237064-cult-of-inferniak
Enter Stormdriven: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
Neverending Tavern: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/237476-neverending-tavern
correction it happened for about a week. also humanity has done that for years. so I mean yeah that happens and many holidays do stop happening as what is deemed dumb is variable in this scenario. so that means no religion, no rights, no government, no art, all of what makes humans, humans has been removed. for it is this dumb concepts, practices, and "stuff" is all apart of humanity. but hey I guess good news also no A.I.
I Wish to experience, true Chasity.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Great! You become a hermit, and redo your way of life.
I wish for the next Senior Years Chronicles book by Rick Riordan to be very good
Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I absolutely love Korean mythology, so if you want to talk about that, feel free to!
They are very good... but only if you ask John who likes all the thing most of your book series discourages
I wish for- hey is that a sni-
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
Inferniak's Followers: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/237064-cult-of-inferniak
Enter Stormdriven: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
Neverending Tavern: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/237476-neverending-tavern