Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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You get 2 Avro Lancasters, but they crash into each other, causing an explosion that tricks both the U.S. and Russia into thinking that the other launched nuclear missiles at them that failed, resulting in a nuclear war.
I wish for every digital resource on D&D Beyond to be free for everyone!
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Sure, but all the ones that cost money get moved to 'D&D, Above and Beyond'- and some that don't cost money get moved there and now cost 15.99 to 99.99
I wish for the luck to try every mocktail/virgin alcohol.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You have the luck to try every mocktail/virgin alcohol. However, when the alcohol touches your throat, it turns into liquid uranium-235.
I wish for peace on earth and goodwill t'ward men.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Uh but it sucks for everyone who's not a boy. So yeah.
I wish to gain a 10$ Tim Horton's gift card. You can't ruin this.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You steal Tim Horton's $10 gift card. He is very angry and calls the cops on you.
I wish for bacon.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
A dead hockey man called the cops on me :(
You kill the local families pet pig. Cops.
I wish to beat up ronald mcdonald at whenever burger king was first made in a wendys parking lot whilst wearing a tim hortans sign as a hat.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
The pure energy of the fast-food chains locks you into an infinite loop of ronald mcdonald and you forever fighting each other.
I wish for everybody to have fun.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Fun with murder.
I wish to eat a gun.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
the gun does what a gun does
I wish for a box of 12 donut holes
"Guillotines need gravity to work, that's why the billionaires are going to space" - Robert Jackson, a random person I ran over on the I-5 two days ago (he's doin' alright now)
bleh :3
You get voids. Next time, call 'em Tim Bits, or Canada will murder you.
I wish for fishy uwu gun (idk idk)
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
Wait. Give me a moment. " 'Scuse me? what the ****?"
I wish for two cats. That cannot cause my harm directly or indirectly.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Ahhh. You meant physical harm. But you question reality! WHY WON'T THEY SO MUCH AS HURT YOU!? NO BITING WHEN ANGRY!???!??! NO LOOKING AT YOu EVEN! THEIR PAWS NEVER TOUCH YOU! THESE CATS AVOID YOU!?!?!?? WHY!?!??! WHY WHY WHY!?!??!?!
I wish for asdfghjkl to mean something profound.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
It now means "something profound."
I wish for frogs.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted, frogs begin to hop out of your pocket one by one
I wish for Jeff to perish
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
Granted, you murder a random guy named Jeff, the identical twin of your arch nemesis Dr Doritosordogs. You are given a life sentence.
I use my three requests granted to me by the genie to wish for a guy named Five to sic his dog named Seven, but then Seven eats a copy of the 2009 movie 9 (the animated one not the musical, coincidental that two movies with the same name appeared that same year). In summary: I use my wishes Three For the purpose that Five Sics Seven who Ate Nine.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Granted
I wish to get out of jail in a way that destroys Jeff the Clay-Eating Roomba
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
You're supposed to twist it. :(
Your inmate decides to change their name to Jeff the Clay-Eating Roomba, unaware that Jeff the Evil Roomba/Jeff the Clay-Eating Roomba exists already (an unenlightened soul). The dynamite you use to break the prison walls kills them in the blast. You escape, but at what cost?
*Adding more* I use my three requests granted to me by the genie to wish for a guy named Five to sic his dog named Seven, but then Seven eats a copy of the 2009 movie 9 (the animated one not the musical, coincidental that two movies with the same name appeared that same year). This upsets the owner of the copy, whose last name is Tenel, but since Tenel wronged Five and Seven in the past they are now even. In summary: I use my wishes One, Two, and Three For the purpose that Five Sics Seven who Ate Nine, which makes them and TenEl even.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig