Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
Sign in to view your library & saved favorites.
Sign in- Marketplace
Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer CreaturesFrozen SickD&D Beyond Basic RulesBasic Rules (2014)Sign in to view your library & saved favorites.
Sign in
Granted, I just sat on an onion and read your Larper Man cover.
I wish for one million bucks
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
*I'm getting a sense of deja vu*
One million male deer suddenly surround you, causing your home to collapse and ruining all of your belongings.
I wish for world peace.
*My deja vu has not faded*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Granted. Unfortunately, the Wish Machine 9000TM misheard you, and now the world is made of peas.
I wish for a million female deer
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
They appear inside of you
I wish to kill all deer in existence
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Granted, you become magically compelled to kill every deer in sight. You become immortal as long as deer exist.
I wish for a Glock
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
Quite unfortunately for you, that glock (being magically summoned), has not been registered with the FFA and you are fined. Also no bullets.
I wish for a wish that doesn't twist, so I can wish for two wishes that don't twist, and wish that my other wish will be perfect. As in: what I imagine for my wish is to be precisely so, so that I may wish the perfect wish once I know what the perfect wish for my untwistable, untwistable wish I have made with my wishes...
I am Lord Lupinius Voor of the dark races, long live my reign!
The genie does not understand, so you get no wish
I wish for 500 deer to appear somewhere in the White House
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day