Wish granted! Instantly, the cards appear in your dishwasher while it's running. You find the cards while unloading it, soggy and soapy.
I wish the crabs knew EVERY dance move.
Granted! This time, "the crabs" refers to a group of ill-tempered people that happened to walk by. Because they know every dance, they always have people asking them to do certain moves and never get a moment of peace.
Granted! But the numbers are for last year's lottery
I wish for a pet axolotl
Granted, however it is a P.E.T axolotl, with P.E.T standing for "Pretending Even Though (it's not actually a)". The axolotl is rather just a goldfish in an axolotl costume.
I wish for one singular dollar.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Granted! This time, "the crabs" refers to a group of ill-tempered people that happened to walk by. Because they know every dance, they always have people asking them to do certain moves and never get a moment of peace.
Granted, however it is a P.E.T axolotl, with P.E.T standing for "Pretending Even Though (it's not actually a)". The axolotl is rather just a goldfish in an axolotl costume.
I wish for one singular dollar.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Wish granted! 100 pennies fall ontop of you.
I wish the crabs (like the animal) knew EVERY dance.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.