Granted all must follow a set of draconian

I wish that my dinosaur feather apped in my hand

Granted! A lot of people see it and proceed to make fun of you.

I wish I had a powerful healing artifact.

granted but the artifact is meant to heal an alien species, so when ever you use it you take 100d100 acid damage

I wish everyone would stop making fun of me

They make fun of your apped picture, not you

I wish for a tarrasque that is allied with me, I can telepathically communicate with, doesn't eat me or anyone I love, and cannot die.

Granted but the tarrasque immediately goes to sleep for 100d100 years (4788) so good luck living for that long.

I wish everyone would like me and everything that I like

a person named "everyone" now likes you and everything you like. They live on the other side of the world however, and you have no knowldege of eachother.

i wish to be able to cast spells of 10th level or higher in 5e dnd

you don’t know which one your going to cast

i wish to fly of my own power.       So no getting  thrown 

Granted. You are now able to fly on your current ability to fly, and only that. No airplanes, helicopters, catapults, fly spells, or anything of the like. You just have to try really really hard to fly, and you still cannot fly.

I wish to be able to cast banishing smite at will requiring no concentration, no actions/bonus actions to cast, no components, and on any weapon I want (doesn't have to be melee).

Granted the magic flows through you and kills because you haven't been trained to handle the power

I wish me and everyone could live forever together

you now liv an infinity boring life. Forever

i wish i had a pencil 

granted, but it is out of ink and it is impossible to replace the ink

i wish for unlimited access to all official dungeons and dragons sourcebooks without having to steal them, buy them or have them in my possesion

Granted but now you can't ever find anyone to play with.

Also pencils don't have ink.

I wish for a person to teach me the meaning of life.

Granted but the teacher cost so much that you die of hunger

I wish I had the spice of life

Granted, you gain a container full of the "Spice of Life", which is actually ground up humans and other living animals. Why would you want this?

I wish for an unlimited supply of spice sweet Doritos.

Granted the bag is pushed over and acidenly fills your home with chips hope you like doritos scented cloths

I wish i could get of the spice of life

Granted. You can now get the spice of life, but have no idea where it is, what it is, or why it exists.

(I do like doritos scented clothes, thanks for asking)

I wish for a puppy.

Granted you get a feral puppy that immediately bites your head off

I wish I know more a about abeir

Granted. Abeir

I wish for a pet levitating dolphin that is constantly enveloped in a floating sphere of water (radius 3 feet) and the dolphin always does what I telepathically command it to do.

But the dolphin only does the literal sense of your orders, and twists them like this forum does.

I wish to be the party time wizard.

Granted, the dm sends a beholder so good luck with that anti-magic cone

I wish Abeir was a official campaign setting