a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*I play a land, cast Flash, summon Protean Hulk, sacrifice protean hulk, summon a carrion feeder and karmic guide, use karmic guide to reanimate protean hulk, fetch kiki-jiki, another karmic guide and mirror breaker, use the loop to summon endless karmic guides, use endless karmic guides gained by copying karmic guide with kiki-jiki, sacrificing kiki-jiki to carrion feeder, reanimate kiki-jiki with the guide token, use army of mirror breakers summoned with the same effect to summon endless one mana cards with haste, attack with all one mana cards and all karmic guide tokens, deal infinite damage, Gonzalo2 is on minus infinity life. Good Game*
*Everyone takes 3d12 mental damage, and spends 1 month trying to find the receipt for that decently expensive thing you bought, or if they did save that, they forgot about the 26 small receipts and have to rummage through their stuff to try to find it, and this would take a month.*
I CAST... ARM CANNON.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
I cast... people, can we go back to our normal stuff? so I can post again?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I cast what do you mean
I cast... you guys were dueling, i didn't want to interrupt
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I cast I am think they stopped I also cast I have armed the nuke now it has arms
I cast... Chocolate
I want chocolate
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I cast get it yourself I also cast I will now leg the nuke
I Cast... yeah, we stopped the deul
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
I cast now the nuke is legged and armed now I prepare to detonate the nuke
I cast I already don’t fool hahaha now I will boom the nuke man so I canbeagidwholivesinawatermelonsizedholeintheuniverse
I cast... chocolate.
you get 200 pounds of chocolate.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
I cast detonate the now sentient nuke
I CAST... ARMS RACE.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
I cast... Two people race around the room, trying to get each other's arms in front of each other
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans, and a Pansexual pancake
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I Cast… no work today. Now my mom can sleep in!!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
I CAST... Mtg game with Gonzalo2
*I play a land, cast Flash, summon Protean Hulk, sacrifice protean hulk, summon a carrion feeder and karmic guide, use karmic guide to reanimate protean hulk, fetch kiki-jiki, another karmic guide and mirror breaker, use the loop to summon endless karmic guides, use endless karmic guides gained by copying karmic guide with kiki-jiki, sacrificing kiki-jiki to carrion feeder, reanimate kiki-jiki with the guide token, use army of mirror breakers summoned with the same effect to summon endless one mana cards with haste, attack with all one mana cards and all karmic guide tokens, deal infinite damage, Gonzalo2 is on minus infinity life. Good Game*
A DMilich
Nobody notices
Thank you. I try.
#Dracodemilich
I CAST...TAX SEASON
*Everyone takes 3d12 mental damage, and spends 1 month trying to find the receipt for that decently expensive thing you bought, or if they did save that, they forgot about the 26 small receipts and have to rummage through their stuff to try to find it, and this would take a month.*
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I cast tax evasion