I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
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(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
"The void is a mouth crying to be filled, a blank mind aching for thought, a cavity desperate for shape."
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
I CAST... So, I gain literally basically nothing?
I CAST... Ok rude
I CAST... You do know you're talking to another patron?
I CAST... Oh.
Then why'd you try to make a warlock deal?
I CAST... I wanted to see how you'd react
I CAST... Fine but i'm not a patron and i have a soul from that one death knight so is that ok with you?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
i would not be surprised
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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef. Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
i would not be surprised
Me neither.
I’m looking for a patron
I thought you said you were a patron
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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine
Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?
Yes
I have over a trillion, sooooooooo
Oh, and then I can work with that
I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.
I cast... What benefits do I gain?
I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW
(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)
I CAST... which are?
I CAST...
Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks
(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef. Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I Cast…Mass Balloon Pop!
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I CAST.. Sure
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST… GWI-MA. I am now Gwi-Ma.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...i would not be surprised
Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
Just your friendly awakened tree.
Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.
That would be absurd.
Right...?
Me neither.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I’m looking for a patron
You can call me Cloud, Extended signature
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef.
Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I thought you said you were a patron
Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
Just your friendly awakened tree.
Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.
That would be absurd.
Right...?
Why aren’t we casting spells?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I cast… be quiet
im trying to get a patron
You can call me Cloud, Extended signature
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef.
Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I cast…oh great I may or may not have a crush on my ancient brass dragon patron…FU-
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... oh hey, your name changed
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I Cast…Yes
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... Murder
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... uncreative
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I CAST... gimme something
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... *throws pokeball at you*
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I CAST... it misses
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... *throws homing masterball at you*
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
I CASt... it misses
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]