I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I Cast…so that’s where my liver went!
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I Cast…so that’s where my liver went!
I CAST... Thunk
I CAST… oh sweet Providence NOT AGAIN
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I CAST... Great! Just give me a soul and you can get a 2 week free trial! (And then if you keep offering me souls every 2 weeks then you're set)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I CAST... also in you sig it states things needed for you to become my patron, but what if i dont have a soul that is mine, a child, or a liver?
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
I Cast…so that’s where my liver went!
I CAST... Thunk
I CAST… oh sweet Providence NOT AGAIN
I CAST... Gibber, I have a deal for you!
I CAST... WHO DARES MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEALMAKER
What's the [Deal or No Deal]?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I CAST... IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE AT THE EDGE OF THE UNKNOWN... SOMEWHERE IN THE SHADOWS LURKS AN AGILE, DEADLY FOE...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I Cast… Melt Fish
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... EPIC?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... Well the child and liver don't have to be yours. If you give a soul that's not yours you get a free trial type thing.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... YES (that's what the joke was with 'summon Nobody')
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... CAN I TRY SOME
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST… Bestow Molten Fish
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... Consume Molten Fish
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I Cast… Regurgitate Molten Fish
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... Eat molten fish
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I CAST... cool. i still have one of Lactonius's livers from my first reincarnation, and i still have the body of my child reincarnation, which still lives, though it is hollow
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I Cast…so that’s where my liver went!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... Thunk
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I CAST… oh sweet Providence NOT AGAIN
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I CAST... Gibber, I have a deal for you!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I CAST... Great! Just give me a soul and you can get a 2 week free trial! (And then if you keep offering me souls every 2 weeks then you're set)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... WHO DARES MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEALMAKER
What's the [Deal or No Deal]?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I CAST... HMMMMM...
50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*
*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
How do you even find all of those with the economy these days
I had to pay up 50 whole gold to get a soul, and it wasn't even free of sin so it messed up the ritual
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day