I keep failing this comedically I just accidentally posted on the wrong thread while I was looking for how to do this. I have figured it out now tho so
I CAST... FROM THE TOP!
A bunch of glowing and multicolored dice flood into the void. I pick out the lowest of the dice for your save instead. (Fr this time)101
I CAST... wisdom dave. make that 201
I CAST... Actually, that's with the +100 already added.
ah, then wisdom wally. also +100 to wisdom saves. i also have dexterity denny, constitution carl, intelegence irene, strength steve, charisma, chandler, and more
Dang. Alright, guess I'll need to back down on the saves...
I CAST... 20 THOUSAND MAGIC MISSILES!
I CAST... anti (magic) missile detection system! (now anything considered a missile, magic or otherwise is deflected away from me :) )
I CAST... BUT AH HA! AS SAID IN YOUR PREVIOUS SPELL, MOVEMENT IS REVERSED, SO IN REALITY THE MISSILES GO RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!
I'll roll the damage in separate things since I know DDB has issues with large amounts of dice in one command.
First 500: 1761
Second 500: 1743
Third 500! 1748
And finally, 1727!
That is only two thousand, not twenty thousand
Oh wait how did I miss that lol
Let's try 8000 actually, I can't remember if the max was past 999dX or 9999dX
Unable to parse dice roll.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I keep failing this comedically I just accidentally posted on the wrong thread while I was looking for how to do this. I have figured it out now tho so
I CAST... FROM THE TOP!
A bunch of glowing and multicolored dice flood into the void. I pick out the lowest of the dice for your save instead. (Fr this time)101
I CAST... wisdom dave. make that 201
I CAST... Actually, that's with the +100 already added.
ah, then wisdom wally. also +100 to wisdom saves. i also have dexterity denny, constitution carl, intelegence irene, strength steve, charisma, chandler, and more
Dang. Alright, guess I'll need to back down on the saves...
I CAST... 20 THOUSAND MAGIC MISSILES!
I CAST... anti (magic) missile detection system! (now anything considered a missile, magic or otherwise is deflected away from me :) )
I CAST... BUT AH HA! AS SAID IN YOUR PREVIOUS SPELL, MOVEMENT IS REVERSED, SO IN REALITY THE MISSILES GO RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!
I'll roll the damage in separate things since I know DDB has issues with large amounts of dice in one command.
First 500: 1761
Second 500: 1743
Third 500! 1748
And finally, 1727!
That is only two thousand, not twenty thousand
Oh wait how did I miss that lol
Let's try 8000 actually, I can't remember if the max was past 999dX or 9999dX
Unable to parse dice roll.
Nevermind
5000?
Unable to parse dice roll.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I keep failing this comedically I just accidentally posted on the wrong thread while I was looking for how to do this. I have figured it out now tho so
I CAST... FROM THE TOP!
A bunch of glowing and multicolored dice flood into the void. I pick out the lowest of the dice for your save instead. (Fr this time)101
I CAST... wisdom dave. make that 201
I CAST... Actually, that's with the +100 already added.
ah, then wisdom wally. also +100 to wisdom saves. i also have dexterity denny, constitution carl, intelegence irene, strength steve, charisma, chandler, and more
Dang. Alright, guess I'll need to back down on the saves...
I CAST... 20 THOUSAND MAGIC MISSILES!
I CAST... anti (magic) missile detection system! (now anything considered a missile, magic or otherwise is deflected away from me :) )
I CAST... BUT AH HA! AS SAID IN YOUR PREVIOUS SPELL, MOVEMENT IS REVERSED, SO IN REALITY THE MISSILES GO RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!
I'll roll the damage in separate things since I know DDB has issues with large amounts of dice in one command.
First 500: 1761
Second 500: 1743
Third 500! 1748
And finally, 1727!
That is only two thousand, not twenty thousand
Oh wait how did I miss that lol
Let's try 8000 actually, I can't remember if the max was past 999dX or 9999dX
I keep failing this comedically I just accidentally posted on the wrong thread while I was looking for how to do this. I have figured it out now tho so
I CAST... FROM THE TOP!
A bunch of glowing and multicolored dice flood into the void. I pick out the lowest of the dice for your save instead. (Fr this time)101
I CAST... wisdom dave. make that 201
I CAST... Actually, that's with the +100 already added.
ah, then wisdom wally. also +100 to wisdom saves. i also have dexterity denny, constitution carl, intelegence irene, strength steve, charisma, chandler, and more
Dang. Alright, guess I'll need to back down on the saves...
I CAST... 20 THOUSAND MAGIC MISSILES!
I CAST... anti (magic) missile detection system! (now anything considered a missile, magic or otherwise is deflected away from me :) )
I CAST... BUT AH HA! AS SAID IN YOUR PREVIOUS SPELL, MOVEMENT IS REVERSED, SO IN REALITY THE MISSILES GO RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!
I'll roll the damage in separate things since I know DDB has issues with large amounts of dice in one command.
First 500: 1761
Second 500: 1743
Third 500! 1748
And finally, 1727!
I CAST... but because they are going directly for me in reality they are going away from me.
but just in case, as a bonus action I CAST... voidic merge. my form, which was made of the void, is now merged with the void, giving me +50463+51512+50770+50321+49828 health
You would think they’d let you roll 20000d4
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Oh wait how did I miss that lol
Let's try 8000 actually, I can't remember if the max was past 999dX or 9999dX
Unable to parse dice roll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nevermind
5000?
Unable to parse dice roll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nope!
A thousand?
2533
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I CAST... but because they are going directly for me in reality they are going away from me.
but just in case, as a bonus action I CAST... voidic merge. my form, which was made of the void, is now merged with the void, giving me +50463+51512+50770+50321+49828 health
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
you know what? I CAST... plot armor
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
Oh, we're playing this game?
I CAST... Adaptation!
I will now adapt to any spells you don't kill me with, meaning it would have to be instant. However, instant death spells are banned! Mwa ha ha!
And as a bonus action... I CAST... PLOT ARMOR as well!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast…Protection from Main Character Energy
i don’t wanna get involv d in this…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I cast… the void summons you
I CAST... you cant do that. i control the void.
as a bonus action I CAST... voidic stab. take 51141+52217+50459 necrotic damage
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... then we are at a standstill. Would you agree to a truce and alliance, as we cannot kill each other?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
I CASt... Blorud
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I CAST…INSTANTANEOUS AUTOCORRECT
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I CAST... I HATE AUTOCORRECT
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I CAST... wrongmanual
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... Rightmanual
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
did you get the joke?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.