I CAST…I have proficiency in Jurisdiction so I can be your lawyer for the low price of 11 not-mortal not-souls.
so immortal beings? isnt that slavery?
No, not immortal beings! Not-mortal not-souls. See clause 1 section 3 of the Pact of Jurisprudence: “The Warlock is entitled to the usage of lethal force, non-lethal force, lethal non-force, and non-lethal non-force against mortal souls, not-mortal souls, mortal not-souls, and not-mortal not-souls for the specified duration of the Pact.”
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST... I am the defending lawyer
I CAST…I’ll be charas’ lawyer then.
yes, but that may be for single times, not repeating of 50000 times, though if it is treated as a mass event, then it can be higher
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST... I am the defending lawyer
I CAST…I’ll be charas’ lawyer then.
yes, but that may be for single times, not repeating of 50000 times, though if it is treated as a mass event, then it can be higher
I CAST... and also depends on where you live though
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST... I am the defending lawyer
I CAST…I’ll be charas’ lawyer then.
yes, but that may be for single times, not repeating of 50000 times, though if it is treated as a mass event, then it can be higher
I CAST... and also depends on where you live though
I CAST…we will assume for the duration of this endemelation that our residence of assumed criminal charges will be…Florida.
I CAST...NOT NEEDED FOR THE PLOT ANYMORE ON BORNOFTHEVOID
He loses his plot armor
I CAST... Fairness!
I lose my plot armor as well. The duel resumes.
I CAST... conjure lawsuit!
and as a bonus action I CAST... tana will you be my lawyer?
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST... I am the defending lawyer
I CAST…I’ll be charas’ lawyer then.
yes, but that may be for single times, not repeating of 50000 times, though if it is treated as a mass event, then it can be higher
I CAST... and also depends on where you live though
I CAST…we will assume for the duration of this endemelation that our residence of assumed criminal charges will be…Florida.
I CAST... deal
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he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
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I CAST... NOPE!!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I CAST…I have proficiency in Jurisdiction so I can be your lawyer for the low price of 11 not-mortal not-souls.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Oh god.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
so immortal beings? isnt that slavery?
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
No, not immortal beings! Not-mortal not-souls. See clause 1 section 3 of the Pact of Jurisprudence: “The Warlock is entitled to the usage of lethal force, non-lethal force, lethal non-force, and non-lethal non-force against mortal souls, not-mortal souls, mortal not-souls, and not-mortal not-souls for the specified duration of the Pact.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I CAST... AH WHY AM I BEING SUED?
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU IN ECONOMIC AND ARCANE BATTLE!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
littering. you spawned all those dice, 50000 if i remember, and the fine for litering depends but id say about 100 dollars or one gold per is fair, plus work so i think 5,000,000 gp is fair, and as well as attempted assaultX50000 so...
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... The actual law is that the max fee for littering is 1.000 dollars
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
true, but just dice? i dont feel like that warents max.
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
The dice amount is irrelevant; the actual MAX stated by the law is 1.000 dollars. No more
I CAST... I am the defending lawyer
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I CAST…I’ll be charas’ lawyer then.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
yes, but that may be for single times, not repeating of 50000 times, though if it is treated as a mass event, then it can be higher
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST... and also depends on where you live though
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
I CAST…we will assume for the duration of this endemelation that our residence of assumed criminal charges will be…Florida.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I CAST... deal
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.