good luck tryna survive in the world of MH, chucklenuts.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
*a golem assembly line starts up, creating a bunch of golems by the minute*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
I CAST MANUFACTURING ISSUE! Your slopy underpaid workers revolt, and the golems have hands for heads and feet for bodies and legs for teeth.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*you get hit in the face with a casting iron pan. simple, but effective*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*luckily I have two heads. they shoot the one with the itchy brain*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Anyone who opens the spoiler will know what it does otherwise the spell does not affect you.
I mean you knew what was going to happen right? You have to press your ALT key and your F4 key at the same time.
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Hello! I'm a DM who likes to paint minis and help the community by answering questions to the best of my knowledge. Ask me a question and I'll probably have an answer, probably.
I'm somewhat active here on the forums but I will always try to be on at least once a week.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I fall down a large reactor shaft and fly away with Solo Han and Accabwehc*
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Hello! I'm a DM who likes to paint minis and help the community by answering questions to the best of my knowledge. Ask me a question and I'll probably have an answer, probably.
I'm somewhat active here on the forums but I will always try to be on at least once a week.
I CAST NUH-UH!!! (I changed the settings on my computer to make the Alt key swap with the shift key, meaning that does nothing)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
SONA Research Corp.. (DM'S OPEN) "I am the Modern Prometheus."
[WARNING:DATA SPILL for Subject 420] ("No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. ")
[File on Subject #420] (Is extended sig) "I like pasta, Creepypasta" (in some VRchat places im a total of 10 O5's)
"O Disciple of the Dark Sun... If thou shalt swear by the Covenant... Then I shalt protect thee, safeguarding thy person with the power of the Darkmoon."
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
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I cast Monster Hunter.
good luck tryna survive in the world of MH, chucklenuts.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST... GOLEM ASSEMBLEY LINE!
*a golem assembly line starts up, creating a bunch of golems by the minute*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I CAST FACTORY MELT DOWN (your assembly line gets destroyed)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
I CAST MANUFACTURING ISSUE! Your slopy underpaid workers revolt, and the golems have hands for heads and feet for bodies and legs for teeth.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
oh so?
I CAST... IRON!
*you get hit in the face with a casting iron pan. simple, but effective*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I cast RANDOM SWEATY FORTNITE PLAYER!
(A random sweaty fortnite player 360 no-scopes you, NoOB)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I CAST... NOWAITITOTALLYSURVIVE!
*luckily I have two heads. they shoot the one with the itchy brain*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I CAST STREAM SNIPE (a stream sniper kills the sweaty Fortnite player)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
I cast PRECISION AIRSTRIKE!
(Two attack planes swoop in, machine guns firing, killing you)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I CAST YEET!!! (I yeet myself out of their range)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
I cast THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS!
(Said meteor hits your position)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I CAST REFLECTION!!! (I reflect the meteor back into space)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
I cast IT HITS THE MOON! (The meteor hits and destroys the moon, sending pieces of it falling to earth. Several pieces land on your head)
As a bonus action, I cast NO MORE REFLECTION! (You cannot use the reflection spell again for another indefinite amount of time)
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
I CAST... E
(Basically Power Word Stun on everyone who can hear it)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST ALT F4
Anyone who opens the spoiler will know what it does otherwise the spell does not affect you.
I mean you knew what was going to happen right? You have to press your ALT key and your F4 key at the same time.
Hello! I'm a DM who likes to paint minis and help the community by answering questions to the best of my knowledge. Ask me a question and I'll probably have an answer, probably.
I'm somewhat active here on the forums but I will always try to be on at least once a week.
I CAST... NUNH UNH!
*Chromebooks don't have f4. I am unharmed*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I CAST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*I fall down a large reactor shaft and fly away with Solo Han and Accabwehc*
Hello! I'm a DM who likes to paint minis and help the community by answering questions to the best of my knowledge. Ask me a question and I'll probably have an answer, probably.
I'm somewhat active here on the forums but I will always try to be on at least once a week.
I CAST NUH-UH!!! (I changed the settings on my computer to make the Alt key swap with the shift key, meaning that does nothing)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I CAST POKEBALL
SONA Research Corp.. (DM'S OPEN) "I am the Modern Prometheus."
[WARNING:DATA SPILL for Subject 420] ("No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. ")
[File on Subject #420] (Is extended sig) "I like pasta, Creepypasta" (in some VRchat places im a total of 10 O5's)
"O Disciple of the Dark Sun... If thou shalt swear by the Covenant... Then I shalt protect thee, safeguarding thy person with the power of the Darkmoon."
I cast gaze to the center of the yellow circle
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."