I CAST RULES NITPICKING! You didnt capitalize "I CAST" so now youre just saying random stuff like a person who says random stuff1!!!!11!!!!1!!!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
*You take 20d10 psychic damage and gain the effects of the feeblemind spell on a failed wisdom save, half damage and the effects of the confusion spell on a success*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*a create a taslasmin that gives me the power of the 3rd brother and stretch my snake tail all the way to the bottom of the ocean, surivieing the flood*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
{6}{W} /Sorcery (If ~ was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named ~ this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put ~ into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
P4R4D153_39989 has advantage on his next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw.
I CAST THE DEVILJHEUSE! (deviljho + bazelgeuse = feck you and enjoy your trauma)
*everyone is inflicted with fear and have disadvantage to their next roll, no matter what that roll may be; they also do not get to use any modifiers with their next roll*
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You take 1 pity damage and must help me on a failed charisma save.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Your field of view shrinks. Every time you see an overly long quote chain or cannot use a feature, you take 4d8 necrotic damage.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I draw a card, and put down a mountain. I cast Urza's Rage, for {2}{R}, but pay it's kicker for an additional {8}{R}, tappng all my mana!
/instant
(This spell can't be countered. ~ deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, instead it deals 10 damage to that permanent or player, and the damage can't be prevented or otherwise reduced.)
Which deals 10 damage to Captain_Crunch, putting him on ten health.
It is now Captain Crunch's turn.
Because of my Prophet of Kruphix, I untap my cards on his untap step too, and I cast Stonefury for five mana. It deals damage to him based on how many lands I control, and it does twelve damage, putting him on -2 life. Good game.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*your library and hand burst into entertaining fire. anyone who touches it takes 107 fire damage
I CAST... IS THAT A REFERENCE???1?1?1?
(That fire damage is doubled if it was in fact a reference, with half being fire and the other half psychic.)
I CAST... YES. YES IT IS.
*it is in fact, a reference I was hoping people would get. if you don't get the reference you take 101 psychic damage and spend your next turn rolling at disadvantage while you try and figure out what the reference was*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
All computers, similar technology, and entities that are computer-based are wiped and forced to do a hard reset.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST FLOOD WITH SCIENTIFIC KNOLEDGE WHILE GIVING OCCASIONUL HORIBAL MISSPEHLLINGS!!! Actually, if your spell includes all technoledgy, then all life on earth would end. Because, Voyager 1 is about 15.4 billion miles away, and the nukulear bomb required to make such EMP blast, (I am assuming you are using numelear bombs to create the EMP blast, because it is the most efishent) would have to be quite large, and it would probably destroy at least the erth. Also, it is against the geneva convention, and practically every law in existance.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I CAST RULES NITPICKING! You didnt capitalize "I CAST" so now youre just saying random stuff like a person who says random stuff1!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST DUCT TAPE
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST APPROVAL!!!
P4R4D153_39989 has advantage on his next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I CAST... GET ROTATED!
https://youtu.be/iA4LKxj81zc?si=hYGfLfEyQV1ko6BV
*You take 20d10 psychic damage and gain the effects of the feeblemind spell on a failed wisdom save, half damage and the effects of the confusion spell on a success*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
I CAST- *fails the wisdom save*
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I cast EXIT8
I exit through exit 8
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!I CAST THE FLOOD
SONA Research Corp.. (DM'S OPEN)
[WARNING:DATA SPILL for Subject 420]
[File on Subject #420] (Is extended sig)
"This Company is like working on opening Pandora's Box" -Director of Cognitive Research
fools.
I CAST... TALASMIN OF FOLKLORIC POWER!
*a create a taslasmin that gives me the power of the 3rd brother and stretch my snake tail all the way to the bottom of the ocean, surivieing the flood*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... EXACTLY THE SAME THING!
*Same effects as whatever spell was quoted*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST APPROACH OF THE SECOND SUN!!!
{6}{W} /Sorcery (If ~ was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named ~ this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put ~ into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST... THIS ISNT MTG!
*your library and hand burst into entertaining fire. anyone who touches it takes 90 fire damage
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST THE DEVILJHEUSE! (deviljho + bazelgeuse = feck you and enjoy your trauma)
*everyone is inflicted with fear and have disadvantage to their next roll, no matter what that roll may be; they also do not get to use any modifiers with their next roll*
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST... NOT KNOWING HOW TO ADD IMAGES!
You take 1 pity damage and must help me on a failed charisma save.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
I CAST
(its just copy-paste btw)
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST... BEING ON MOBILE!
Your field of view shrinks. Every time you see an overly long quote chain or cannot use a feature, you take 4d8 necrotic damage.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
I CAST THIS ACTUALLY IS MTG
I draw a card, and put down a mountain. I cast Urza's Rage, for {2}{R}, but pay it's kicker for an additional {8}{R}, tappng all my mana!
/instant
(This spell can't be countered. ~ deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, instead it deals 10 damage to that permanent or player, and the damage can't be prevented or otherwise reduced.)
Which deals 10 damage to Captain_Crunch, putting him on ten health.
It is now Captain Crunch's turn.
Because of my Prophet of Kruphix, I untap my cards on his untap step too, and I cast Stonefury for five mana. It deals damage to him based on how many lands I control, and it does twelve damage, putting him on -2 life. Good game.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST... IS THAT A REFERENCE???1?1?1?
(That fire damage is doubled if it was in fact a reference, with half being fire and the other half psychic.)
I USE MY REACTION TO CAST...
relatable. I express that it's relatable.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... YES. YES IT IS.
*it is in fact, a reference I was hoping people would get. if you don't get the reference you take 101 psychic damage and spend your next turn rolling at disadvantage while you try and figure out what the reference was*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST MASS EMP.
All computers, similar technology, and entities that are computer-based are wiped and forced to do a hard reset.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I CAST FLOOD WITH SCIENTIFIC KNOLEDGE WHILE GIVING OCCASIONUL HORIBAL MISSPEHLLINGS!!! Actually, if your spell includes all technoledgy, then all life on earth would end. Because, Voyager 1 is about 15.4 billion miles away, and the nukulear bomb required to make such EMP blast, (I am assuming you are using numelear bombs to create the EMP blast, because it is the most efishent) would have to be quite large, and it would probably destroy at least the erth. Also, it is against the geneva convention, and practically every law in existance.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives