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#4046 Apr 1, 2026
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I Cast…Mass Balloon Pop!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

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…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
#4047 Apr 1, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

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he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void

PM me the word AVACADO

LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
#4048 Apr 1, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

I CAST... So, I gain literally basically nothing?

I CAST... Ok rude

I CAST... You do know you're talking to another patron?

I CAST... Oh.

Then why'd you try to make a warlock deal?

I CAST... I wanted to see how you'd react

I CAST... Fine but i'm not a patron and i have a soul from that one death knight so is that ok with you?

I CAST.. Sure

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Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
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#4049 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST… GWI-MA. I am now Gwi-Ma.

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Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
#4050 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.

Just your friendly awakened tree.

Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.

That would be absurd.

Right...?
#4051 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

Me neither.

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Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
#4052 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

Me neither.

I’m looking for a patron

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#4053 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

Me neither.

I’m looking for a patron

I thought you said you were a patron

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Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.

Just your friendly awakened tree.

Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.

That would be absurd.

Right...?
#4054 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

Me neither.

I’m looking for a patron

I thought you said you were a patron

Why aren’t we casting spells?

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Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
#4055 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... Can I make a trade of like two livers, like the firstborn child, and about ~50 souls? For endless access

I CAST... HMMMMM...

50 liver and 10 firstborns, plus 100 souls. Then I'll give you endless access.*

*Please note that without offering your own soul, you instead purchase a license to use these warlock powers that I may revoke at any time. Sorry, I consumed a business CEO.

I CAST... I can give the livers and souls, but I don't necessarily have 10 firstborns, unless they don;t have to be mine

Well like I said before, they don't have to be your own-- wait you have 50 livers that are your own?

Yes

I have over a trillion, sooooooooo

Oh, and then I can work with that

I CAST... THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

I do the typical extend hand that's on fire for some reason thing.

I cast... What benefits do I gain?

I CAST... DID YOU NOT LOOK INTO WHAT THE DEAL WOULD MAKE YOU BEFORE GIVING IT? ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF THE TRILLION LIVERS YOU HAVE? WHATEVER I CAST PAPER THROW

(I throw a paper with all the terms and conditions and benefits and such of the deal at you)

I CAST... which are?

I CAST...

Uh you get cool warlock powers, you also get an option to join a hive mind with all my other warlocks

(Actually it'd be kinda funny if I made a PM for that)

wait, i dont have a mind to hive? im made of living *well, at least solid* void, i dont have organs, including a brain, also, i have a lot of souls. you'd be surprised how many people wander into the void.

i would not be surprised

Me neither.

I’m looking for a patron

I thought you said you were a patron

Why aren’t we casting spells?

I cast… be quiet

im trying to get a patron

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I cast…oh great I may or may not have a crush on my ancient brass dragon patron…FU-

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…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
#4057 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... oh hey, your name changed

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he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void

PM me the word AVACADO

LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
#4058 Apr 2, 2026
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I CAST... oh hey, your name changed

I Cast…Yes

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