Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I CAST... I HAVE NO USE IN LIFE EXEPT BEING AN ANIMAL NERD!!!
I show you mating dragonflies and you are so confused you die
*it's cute how they make a shape that looks like a heart*
I CAST... HOWLING WRAITHS!
A group of shrieking wraiths momentarily flies out of my face, doing big damage to everything above me.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I use a dark ritual to summon a colossal cephalopod, which eats your battle ship.
I CAST… ESCAPED IN A SEAPLANE! Lol that was the Bismarck, real reason it sunk.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST… MY ACTUAL BATTLESHIP!
*I leave the area, heading off to meet a seaplane tender. I also see a cruiser heading to Pearl Harbor, nothing can go wrong right? Out of range of most things, anything chasing me takes 55 Piercing damage. (Based off actual damage of ambush AA in the game.)*
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I cast a spell that doesn't require concentration. You know, like meteor swarm
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Die! Thy end is now! Crush! Prepare thyself! WEAK!
Everyone who doesn't get the reference takes 20d20 psychic damage, and everyone who does is subject to death-intending attacks that bring about thy end by crushing you, for you failed to prepare thyself enough and the enemy is not weak.
... So it would be better if I didnt get the reference. Oh no. I quickly cast... MadTheGibber! MadTheGibber is annoyed at you for stealing their name, and consumes your name, secondborn child, and kidney.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
*a giant serpent appears, cutting the continent in half*
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
I CAST RULES LAWYERIG!
NO DOUBLE POSTING!!!
You take 5634 damage because of the shame you experience from breaking the holy rules!
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I CAST... ANIMAL NERD!
You are crushed by the realization that cephalopods are mollusks.
*Yes, I know it's an old post, but everyone is now crushed by the realization, which makes it relevant. Now take 1d4 emotional damage.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I CAST... I HAVE NO USE IN LIFE EXEPT BEING AN ANIMAL NERD!!!
I show you mating dragonflies and you are so confused you die
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
*it's cute how they make a shape that looks like a heart*
I CAST... HOWLING WRAITHS!
A group of shrieking wraiths momentarily flies out of my face, doing big damage to everything above me.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I CAST… BANANA!
nothing really happens, everyone just gets a free banana :)
I CAST… ESCAPED IN A SEAPLANE! Lol that was the Bismarck, real reason it sunk.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST… MY ACTUAL BATTLESHIP!
*I leave the area, heading off to meet a seaplane tender. I also see a cruiser heading to Pearl Harbor, nothing can go wrong right? Out of range of most things, anything chasing me takes 55 Piercing damage. (Based off actual damage of ambush AA in the game.)*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... LOSS OF FOCUS!!!
If you have any bad focus type ADHD, you lose your meds!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
I CAST... NON-CONCENTRATION SPELL!
I cast a spell that doesn't require concentration. You know, like meteor swarm
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I CAST...
ANXIETY DISORDER!! TAKE 1D10 PSYCHIC DAMAGE EVERY TURN!!
Hello fellow human. I like you, am a human.
I CAST...
Die! Thy end is now! Crush! Prepare thyself! WEAK!
Everyone who doesn't get the reference takes 20d20 psychic damage, and everyone who does is subject to death-intending attacks that bring about thy end by crushing you, for you failed to prepare thyself enough and the enemy is not weak.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
... So it would be better if I didnt get the reference. Oh no. I quickly cast... MadTheGibber! MadTheGibber is annoyed at you for stealing their name, and consumes your name, secondborn child, and kidney.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I CAST... CAST TWO SPELLS INCLUDING THIS ONE!
I CAST... HOW DARE YOU NOT PUT I CAST IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!
I then eat MadTheGibber and regain everything, no magic used. In this world, it's consume or be consumed.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... VIOLENCE
I become a level 20 barbarian with 30 str and 30 con instantly.
I rage and destroy anyone near me
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
I CAST….. Golf Score
*the higher the number, the worse your score*
Don't piss me off. I'm close to leveling and you look like just enough EXP
I CAST… BANANA!
Again.
i Cast 55 days at peking
Hello... I don't know why you would read this... Dm me why your reading this... if you want you don't have to
(She/Her)
Currently reading The Shining by Stephen King
I CAST... SERIOUS DEAD!
A skeleton comes out and allows no fun to be had.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST SANS
A skeleton comes out and allows all fun to be had.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I CAST... JORMUNGNADR!
*a giant serpent appears, cutting the continent in half*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
I CAST NOT TODAY!!!
*the serpent disappears and will come back tomorrow*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread and the Percy Jackson thread
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser