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I CAST RULES LAWYERIG!
NO DOUBLE POSTING!!!
You take 5381 damage because of the shame you experience from breaking the holy rules!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I CAST... I HAVE NO USE IN LIFE EXEPT BEING AN ANIMAL NERD!!!
I show you mating dragonflies and you are so confused you die
*it's cute how they make a shape that looks like a heart*
I CAST... HOWLING WRAITHS!
A group of shrieking wraiths momentarily flies out of my face, doing big damage to everything above me.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I use a dark ritual to summon a colossal cephalopod, which eats your battle ship.
I CAST… ESCAPED IN A SEAPLANE! Lol that was the Bismarck, real reason it sunk.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST… MY ACTUAL BATTLESHIP!
*I leave the area, heading off to meet a seaplane tender. I also see a cruiser heading to Pearl Harbor, nothing can go wrong right? Out of range of most things, anything chasing me takes 55 Piercing damage. (Based off actual damage of ambush AA in the game.)*
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I cast a spell that doesn't require concentration. You know, like meteor swarm
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Die! Thy end is now! Crush! Prepare thyself! WEAK!
Everyone who doesn't get the reference takes 20d20 psychic damage, and everyone who does is subject to death-intending attacks that bring about thy end by crushing you, for you failed to prepare thyself enough and the enemy is not weak.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
... So it would be better if I didnt get the reference. Oh no. I quickly cast... MadTheGibber! MadTheGibber is annoyed at you for stealing their name, and consumes your name, secondborn child, and kidney.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN)The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
A skeleton comes out and allows all fun to be had.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*a giant serpent appears, cutting the continent in half*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*a giant serpent appears, cutting the continent in half*
I CAST NOT TODAY!!!
*the serpent disappears and will come back tomorrow*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
I CAST RULES LAWYERIG!
NO DOUBLE POSTING!!!
You take 5381 damage because of the shame you experience from breaking the holy rules!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I CAST... ANIMAL NERD!
You are crushed by the realization that cephalopods are mollusks.
*Yes, I know it's an old post, but everyone is now crushed by the realization, which makes it relevant. Now take 1d4 emotional damage.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
I CAST... I HAVE NO USE IN LIFE EXEPT BEING AN ANIMAL NERD!!!
I show you mating dragonflies and you are so confused you die
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*it's cute how they make a shape that looks like a heart*
I CAST... HOWLING WRAITHS!
A group of shrieking wraiths momentarily flies out of my face, doing big damage to everything above me.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
I CAST… BANANA!
nothing really happens, everyone just gets a free banana :)
I CAST… ESCAPED IN A SEAPLANE! Lol that was the Bismarck, real reason it sunk.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST… MY ACTUAL BATTLESHIP!
*I leave the area, heading off to meet a seaplane tender. I also see a cruiser heading to Pearl Harbor, nothing can go wrong right? Out of range of most things, anything chasing me takes 55 Piercing damage. (Based off actual damage of ambush AA in the game.)*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... LOSS OF FOCUS!!!
If you have any bad focus type ADHD, you lose your meds!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I CAST... NON-CONCENTRATION SPELL!
I cast a spell that doesn't require concentration. You know, like meteor swarm
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Still waiting for Flygon to get anything special.
I CAST...
ANXIETY DISORDER!! TAKE 1D10 PSYCHIC DAMAGE EVERY TURN!!
Hello fellow human. I like you, am a human.
I CAST...
Die! Thy end is now! Crush! Prepare thyself! WEAK!
Everyone who doesn't get the reference takes 20d20 psychic damage, and everyone who does is subject to death-intending attacks that bring about thy end by crushing you, for you failed to prepare thyself enough and the enemy is not weak.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
... So it would be better if I didnt get the reference. Oh no. I quickly cast... MadTheGibber! MadTheGibber is annoyed at you for stealing their name, and consumes your name, secondborn child, and kidney.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I CAST... CAST TWO SPELLS INCLUDING THIS ONE!
I CAST... HOW DARE YOU NOT PUT I CAST IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!
I then eat MadTheGibber and regain everything, no magic used. In this world, it's consume or be consumed.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... VIOLENCE
I become a level 20 barbarian with 30 str and 30 con instantly.
I rage and destroy anyone near me
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I CAST….. Golf Score
*the higher the number, the worse your score*
Don't piss me off. I'm close to leveling and you look like just enough EXP
I CAST… BANANA!
Again.
i Cast 55 days at peking
This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN) The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
[File on Subject #420]
I CAST... SERIOUS DEAD!
A skeleton comes out and allows no fun to be had.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST SANS
A skeleton comes out and allows all fun to be had.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I CAST... JORMUNGNADR!
*a giant serpent appears, cutting the continent in half*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I CAST NOT TODAY!!!
*the serpent disappears and will come back tomorrow*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig