I cast...... Fist and chips.

Every time a monk uses his/her fists to hit anything, it appears a bucket of fried chips in front of him/her.

I cast, Taxes for All.

You take something off of an action you do, for example for your fist and chips spell some of the fried chips disappear.

I CAST... TAX EVASION!

Exactly what it says.

ON MY BONUS ACTION, I CAST... EVADE THE IRS!!

I cast iron

*summons exactly 362.45968 iron ingots*

I cast reference to one piece I eat a logia fruit.

I CAST… massive amounts of brainrot

and you know what else is massive?

What? My heartbreak.

low taper faaaaaade

I CAST... FLIPPITY FLOPPITY, STOP THE TALKITY!

Everyone is compelled to cast spells instead of talking.

I cast dead but slow,

i slowly kill Gonzalo2 slowly and painfully.

I CAST...

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I CAST… massive amounts of brainrot

and you know what else is massive?

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low taper faaaaaade

 Wow, man, that sure is a Low blow. My respect for you has seriously Tapered, it'll likely Fade away completely if this keeps going.

I CAST… BALLISTIC MISSILE!

It’s coming towards you right now, as you’re reading this post.

I cast deflect

i chug down 200 bottles of sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, giving me enough strength to deflect the missile effortlessly 

I CAST...TIMESTOP!!!

I BONUS ACTION CAST...CURSED TECHNIQUE!! 360 NO-SCOPE!!

I cast star platinum: the world!

1 second has passed

I move out of the way

2 seconds have passed

i throw a rock at you

3 seconds have passed

i move to a better vantage point

5 seconds have passed, time shall resume

Nice Jojo refrence, but I'm 7 parallel universes ahead of you! That was my simulacrum!

I CAST ENDOMITRIOSIS!

I don’t know that one, but i cast:

the five lessons!

If you have the will, then do it

Work those muscles

Believe in the spin

Pay your respects

The shortest route is the detour

Maaaaan, I don't feel like fighting any more...

SIKE! I CAST... AMERICAN BREATHING: SECOND AMENDMENT: RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!

I CAST SANS!

Sans from Undertale appears and smites all of you.

With my bonus action I cast Bear, summoning 89 bears.

I CAST COPPER PANTS

With my Reaction any pants I see in a range out of 40 ft from me are turned into copper pants. which they are weighted double the weight as a normal copper pant should be.