I CAST COMMAND!!!

(I command my golems to kill all cute little animals)

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I CAST... HELLO THERE!

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*Get it? Follow the trend. Cut blue highlights out of your posts. Only I am allowed to blue-highlight stuff.*

 "You Try My Patience, Little Pug!"

I CAST... ENCHANT!

*I enchant my staff with the power of erasure(not the band, I see you), and swing it, erasing most of pug's and quincy's fleets*

I CAST... FEEL MY PAIN! 

Y'all have to scroll through all that on mobile.

I CAST... ERM HE FORGOT SOMETHING!

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I CAST... HELLO THERE!

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I CAST... HELLO THERE!

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I CAST... HELLO THERE!

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I CAST... HELLO THERE!

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*Get it? Follow the trend. Cut blue highlights out of your posts. Only I am allowed to blue-highlight stuff.*

 "You Try My Patience, Little Pug!"

I CAST... ENCHANT!

*I enchant my staff with the power of erasure(not the band, I see you), and swing it, erasing most of pug's and quincy's fleets*

 *So, this post uses a non-NiC unit to kill my guys. I SPECIFIED YOU NEED NiC UNITS TO KILL THEM YOU LITTLE MEDDLER! TACTICAL NUKE INCOMIIING!!!!*

I CAST... erm, actually, that's blue text, not blue highlight, so this is fine to do.

I CAST WETHER PUG!

*A purple pug flies over and makes a tiny blizzard happen on your head.*

**How do I add spellcasting to my homebrew? I am actually making weather pug a thing, but don’t know how to add spells.**

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I CAST WETHER PUG!

*A purple pug flies over and makes a tiny blizzard happen on your head.*

**How do I add spellcasting to my homebrew? I am actually making weather pug a thing, but don’t know how to add spells.**

 *click on 'Collections' and than go to 'Create a spell'*

I CAST… CAST SOMETHING!

*Make sure you post a spell.*

**No, I mean add a spell link to my homebrew monster.**

I CAST TYPO!

You said wether pug instead of what I assume to be whether pug, so I will helpfully fix your typo. Wether Pug never gests casted, and instead you cast Whether Pug, which flies around you constantly asking you whether or not it should do random tasks.

I CAST...... SELF-POLYMORPH INTO A PLANET.

LVL 10 [c] <R> Transmutation school spell.

Casting time: 24 hours non-stop.
Duration: 1 week.
Range/area: one-self.
Attack/Save: CON save

Components: V/S/M* (a bucket of soil + a bucket of hard rocks + 100.000 gp +2 buckets of fresh water + 1 bucket of Holy water; all the materials will be consumed during the casting time)

Description: Once the caster begins to cast this spell, its body begins to transform into a mass of liquid lava floating in an sphered-shape area of 30 ft around the caster. So, on that precise moment, the caster should/must choose a free space in which he/she gonna become a solid mass of a random planet's core. Then, from the center of that core, by adding more hard rocks, soils and holy water on it, it will form on him-/her-self the rest of the hardened shapes of that random planet. The caster don't gonna realise the type of the planet he/she created until the cast is finished. The planet dimensions gonna be 4 times bigger the size of the caster, and the planet cannot be moved ( by any means/reasons ) untill the cast is finished, or else the planet will explode in multiple parts of hardened rocks and lava, causing 20d10 bludgeoning damage and 8d10 fire damage in an circular area of 120 ft around the center of that un-finished planet, killing at the same time the caster of this spell without a chance of rolling a Death saving throw.

The caster earns 2 Death rolls and must wait 24 hours untill rolling the next saving throw. If the caster fails his/her third death roll just dies FOREVER, and only a Wish spell can ressurrect him/her:

The DM should roll a d100 dice to determine the planet's final type the caster will transform into:

• 1 - 10 : the planet is a Solid rock ( a circular shape )
• 11 - 20 : the planet is a Solid rock ( a squared shape )
• 21 - 30 : the planet is an Aquatic idem ( a circular shape )
• 31 - 40 : the planet is an Aquatic idem ( a squared shape )
• 41 - 50 : the planet is a Gaseous idem ( a circular shape )
• 51 - 60 : the planet is a Gaseous idem ( a squared shape )
• 61 - 70 : the planet is a Lava idem ( a circular shape )
• 71 - 80 : the planet is a Lava idem ( a squared shape )
• 81 - 90 : the planet is a mass of the ""Weave"" ( a circular shape )
• 91 - 100 :the planet is a mass of the ""Weave"" ( a squared shape ).

I cast something you instead fall of a cliff

I cast.......... Unbind from your lies.

I CAST NPC RAIN!

NPCs from all RPGs start falling.

As a bonus action, I CAST CONFUSION!

People start yelling random junk, not knowing what they're doing. This stops weaker wizards from casting spells. The NPC rain starts yelling, and the world gets way too loud. Everyone take 12d4 thunder damage (except me, because I'm wearing earplugs).

I cast! Glasses I steal everyone’s glasses.

I cast potato.

Potatoes surround Circleofdragons and start dancing. This summons the eldritch god Potathulhu, who takes you as a sacrifice.

I cast sellek.

Selleks surround Selleck and start dancing. This summons the eldritch god Sellethulu, who takes you as a sacrifice.

I CAST... FEEL MY PAIN! 

Everyone now has no power in their homes.

I cast planar shift

I shift into the Nine Hells, avoiding becoming a sacrifice.

I cast... Turn to Selleck!

All of the Nine Hells instantly transform into a fleshy aeration of Selleck, and Selleck is trapped within it.

I cast… Catnip eradication!

all catnip in the universe has been erased