*Get it? Follow the trend. Cut blue highlights out of your posts. Only I am allowed to blue-highlight stuff.*
"You Try My Patience, Little Pug!"
I CAST... ENCHANT!
*I enchant my staff with the power of erasure(not the band, I see you), and swing it, erasing most of pug's and quincy's fleets*
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You said wether pug instead of what I assume to be whether pug, so I will helpfully fix your typo. Wether Pug never gests casted, and instead you cast Whether Pug, which flies around you constantly asking you whether or not it should do random tasks.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Casting time: 24 hours non-stop. Duration: 1 week. Range/area: one-self. Attack/Save: CON save
Components: V/S/M* (a bucket of soil + a bucket of hard rocks + 100.000 gp +2 buckets of fresh water + 1 bucket of Holy water; all the materials will be consumed during the casting time)
Description: Once the caster begins to cast this spell, its body begins to transform into a mass of liquid lava floating in an sphered-shape area of 30 ft around the caster. So, on that precise moment, the caster should/must choose a free space in which he/she gonna become a solid mass of a random planet's core. Then, from the center of that core, by adding more hard rocks, soils and holy water on it, it will form on him-/her-self the rest of the hardened shapes of that random planet. The caster don't gonna realise the type of the planet he/she created until the cast is finished. The planet dimensions gonna be 4 times bigger the size of the caster, and the planet cannot be moved ( by any means/reasons ) untill the cast is finished, or else the planet will explode in multiple parts of hardened rocks and lava, causing 20d10 bludgeoning damage and 8d10 fire damage in an circular area of 120 ft around the center of that un-finished planet, killing at the same time the caster of this spell without a chance of rolling a Death saving throw.
The caster earns 2 Death rolls and must wait 24 hours untill rolling the next saving throw. If the caster fails his/her third death roll just dies FOREVER, and only a Wish spell can ressurrect him/her:
The DM should roll a d100 dice to determine the planet's final type the caster will transform into:
1 - 10 : the planet is a Solid rock ( a circular shape )
11 - 20 : the planet is a Solid rock ( a squared shape )
21 - 30 : the planet is an Aquatic idem ( a circular shape )
31 - 40 : the planet is an Aquatic idem ( a squared shape )
41 - 50 : the planet is a Gaseous idem ( a circular shape )
51 - 60 : the planet is a Gaseous idem ( a squared shape )
61 - 70 : the planet is a Lava idem ( a circular shape )
71 - 80 : the planet is a Lava idem ( a squared shape )
81 - 90 : the planet is a mass of the ""Weave"" ( a circular shape )
91 - 100 :the planet is a mass of the ""Weave"" ( a squared shape ).
People start yelling random junk, not knowing what they're doing. This stops weaker wizards from casting spells. The NPC rain starts yelling, and the world gets way too loud. Everyone take 12d4 thunder damage (except me, because I'm wearing earplugs).
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I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
I CAST COMMAND!!!
(I command my golems to kill all cute little animals)
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URL:fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread and the Percy Jackson thread
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
"You Try My Patience, Little Pug!"
I CAST... ENCHANT!
*I enchant my staff with the power of erasure(not the band, I see you), and swing it, erasing most of pug's and quincy's fleets*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
I CAST... FEEL MY PAIN!
Y'all have to scroll through all that on mobile.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... ERM HE FORGOT SOMETHING!
*So, this post uses a non-NiC unit to kill my guys. I SPECIFIED YOU NEED NiC UNITS TO KILL THEM YOU LITTLE MEDDLER! TACTICAL NUKE INCOMIIING!!!!*
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... erm, actually, that's blue text, not blue highlight, so this is fine to do.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST WETHER PUG!
*A purple pug flies over and makes a tiny blizzard happen on your head.*
**How do I add spellcasting to my homebrew? I am actually making weather pug a thing, but don’t know how to add spells.**
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*click on 'Collections' and than go to 'Create a spell'*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
I CAST… CAST SOMETHING!
*Make sure you post a spell.*
**No, I mean add a spell link to my homebrew monster.**
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST TYPO!
You said wether pug instead of what I assume to be whether pug, so I will helpfully fix your typo. Wether Pug never gests casted, and instead you cast Whether Pug, which flies around you constantly asking you whether or not it should do random tasks.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I CAST...... SELF-POLYMORPH INTO A PLANET.
LVL 10 [c] <R> Transmutation school spell.
Casting time: 24 hours non-stop.
Duration: 1 week.
Range/area: one-self.
Attack/Save: CON save
Components: V/S/M* (a bucket of soil + a bucket of hard rocks + 100.000 gp +2 buckets of fresh water + 1 bucket of Holy water; all the materials will be consumed during the casting time)
Description: Once the caster begins to cast this spell, its body begins to transform into a mass of liquid lava floating in an sphered-shape area of 30 ft around the caster. So, on that precise moment, the caster should/must choose a free space in which he/she gonna become a solid mass of a random planet's core. Then, from the center of that core, by adding more hard rocks, soils and holy water on it, it will form on him-/her-self the rest of the hardened shapes of that random planet. The caster don't gonna realise the type of the planet he/she created until the cast is finished. The planet dimensions gonna be 4 times bigger the size of the caster, and the planet cannot be moved ( by any means/reasons ) untill the cast is finished, or else the planet will explode in multiple parts of hardened rocks and lava, causing 20d10 bludgeoning damage and 8d10 fire damage in an circular area of 120 ft around the center of that un-finished planet, killing at the same time the caster of this spell without a chance of rolling a Death saving throw.
The caster earns 2 Death rolls and must wait 24 hours untill rolling the next saving throw. If the caster fails his/her third death roll just dies FOREVER, and only a Wish spell can ressurrect him/her:
The DM should roll a d100 dice to determine the planet's final type the caster will transform into:
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I cast something you instead fall of a cliff
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
I cast.......... Unbind from your lies.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I CAST NPC RAIN!
NPCs from all RPGs start falling.
As a bonus action, I CAST CONFUSION!
People start yelling random junk, not knowing what they're doing. This stops weaker wizards from casting spells. The NPC rain starts yelling, and the world gets way too loud. Everyone take 12d4 thunder damage (except me, because I'm wearing earplugs).
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
I cast! Glasses I steal everyone’s glasses.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
I cast potato.
Potatoes surround Circleofdragons and start dancing. This summons the eldritch god Potathulhu, who takes you as a sacrifice.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
I cast sellek.
Selleks surround Selleck and start dancing. This summons the eldritch god Sellethulu, who takes you as a sacrifice.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I CAST... FEEL MY PAIN!
Everyone now has no power in their homes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast planar shift
I shift into the Nine Hells, avoiding becoming a sacrifice.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
I cast... Turn to Selleck!
All of the Nine Hells instantly transform into a fleshy aeration of Selleck, and Selleck is trapped within it.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
I cast… Catnip eradication!
all catnip in the universe has been erased
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning