Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
(You receive a letter from a very cool pigeon, written by 'A Sane Person'. It reads "I CAST PIGEON SWARM! I have attached the most appetizing bread crumbs to this letter. You have only a bit to prepare, and if you eat the crumbs they'll rip your stomach open. Good luck.")
Pulling out a small card deck and procuring just one curious looking card from it, with an ancient rune on its surface, I CAST UNO REVERSE! And reverse your pidgeon swarm onto its caster, the pidgeons now hungry enough to devour anything, not just bread crumbs.
Although you don't see it as I am now casting in writing, I CAST DOS SWITCH! The pigeons now are flying to you, now hungry enough to eat an individual named MaxTsunami1216. How coincidental.
After being momentarily startled at the incoming threat, I call forth the spirits of my ancestors, who fuel my power with their vast knowledge of the arcane and hydrodynamics. I CAST TSUNAMI, to smash through the pigeon swarm and aim to destroy TheMadGibber.
After being momentarily startled at the incoming threat, I call forth the spirits of my ancestors, who fuel my power with their vast knowledge of the arcane and hydrodynamics. I CAST TSUNAMI, to smash through the pigeon swarm and aim to destroy TheMadGibber.
It shall now be March forever because Earth no longer moves. And that means...
NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!! MWA HA HAAAA!!!!!
YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
I'm not finished.
I now cast... Freeze Rotation! Earth stops spinning, so the date will now permanently be March 18th. A day on which no interesting things are scheduled. You will all be bored for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
As a bonus action, I cast Cancel Plans (a cantrip). All of your D&D sessions are indefinitely postponed.
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It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
It shall now be March forever because Earth no longer moves. And that means...
NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!! MWA HA HAAAA!!!!!
YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
I'm not finished.
I now cast... Freeze Rotation! Earth stops spinning, so the date will now permanently be March 18th. A day on which no interesting things are scheduled. You will all be bored for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
As a bonus action, I cast Cancel Plans (a cantrip). All of your D&D sessions are indefinitely postponed.
There MAY YET be hope against you foul villain! I CAST ANTIMAGIC THREAD! For every spell cast here is UNDONE, and NO spell may be completed from now on! Unfortunately that means nothing anyone does here matters, and I can already see it coming into effect. Mwahahaha! Christmas is saved yadayada
It shall now be March forever because Earth no longer moves. And that means...
NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!! MWA HA HAAAA!!!!!
YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
I'm not finished.
I now cast... Freeze Rotation! Earth stops spinning, so the date will now permanently be March 18th. A day on which no interesting things are scheduled. You will all be bored for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
As a bonus action, I cast Cancel Plans (a cantrip). All of your D&D sessions are indefinitely postponed.
There MAY YET be hope against you foul villain! I CAST ANTIMAGIC THREAD! For every spell cast here is UNDONE, and NO spell may be completed from now on! Unfortunately that means nothing anyone does here matters, and I can already see it coming into effect. Mwahahaha! Christmas is saved yadayada
Erm, actually, that's a counterspell and therefore ineffective.
In order to stop Varro, I CAST... INTER-KINGDOM-BALLISTIC MISSILES! They send the kingdom into ruin, and their heat causes the freezing to melt away. (I know it's not literal ice, we don't talk about that) The earth is back to normal...
It shall now be March forever because Earth no longer moves. And that means...
NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!! MWA HA HAAAA!!!!!
YOU MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
I'm not finished.
I now cast... Freeze Rotation! Earth stops spinning, so the date will now permanently be March 18th. A day on which no interesting things are scheduled. You will all be bored for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
As a bonus action, I cast Cancel Plans (a cantrip). All of your D&D sessions are indefinitely postponed.
There MAY YET be hope against you foul villain! I CAST ANTIMAGIC THREAD! For every spell cast here is UNDONE, and NO spell may be completed from now on! Unfortunately that means nothing anyone does here matters, and I can already see it coming into effect. Mwahahaha! Christmas is saved yadayada
Erm, actually, that's a counterspell and therefore ineffective.
In order to stop Varro, I CAST... INTER-KINGDOM-BALLISTIC MISSILES! They send the kingdom into ruin, and their heat causes the freezing to melt away. (I know it's not literal ice, we don't talk about that) The earth is back to normal...
You'd like to think so, but in reality, it is just a variation on Antimagic Field... just with its range reduced to but one thread. Nothing has come into effect since MWAHAHA, and the only way to stop it is to create a new thread casting aforementioned rules lawyer in order to stop it
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
The wizard battlefield is now a real dance party, thanks to me and Anders. But the beat drop is so sick that you all must make a CON save or take 6d6 poison damage (half on a success).
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It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
One last trick up my sleeve to make this party great
I cast Create Beer!
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
I CAST... WHATEVER GENRE ULTRAKILL'S SOUNDTRACK IS BESIDES BREAKCORE!
A speaker pops out and begins blasting Altars of Apostasy, cancelling out the Clandestine Album.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Blast! But i am not done yet... I cast...
NO INTERNET
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
(You receive a letter from a very cool pigeon, written by 'A Sane Person'. It reads "I CAST PIGEON SWARM! I have attached the most appetizing bread crumbs to this letter. You have only a bit to prepare, and if you eat the crumbs they'll rip your stomach open. Good luck.")
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Pulling out a small card deck and procuring just one curious looking card from it, with an ancient rune on its surface, I CAST UNO REVERSE! And reverse your pidgeon swarm onto its caster, the pidgeons now hungry enough to devour anything, not just bread crumbs.
Although you don't see it as I am now casting in writing, I CAST DOS SWITCH! The pigeons now are flying to you, now hungry enough to eat an individual named MaxTsunami1216. How coincidental.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
After being momentarily startled at the incoming threat, I call forth the spirits of my ancestors, who fuel my power with their vast knowledge of the arcane and hydrodynamics. I CAST TSUNAMI, to smash through the pigeon swarm and aim to destroy TheMadGibber.
I cast Ultimate Mega Shield. It has a AC of 33
I block TheMadGibber using the shield.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
I'm not finished.
I now cast... Freeze Rotation! Earth stops spinning, so the date will now permanently be March 18th. A day on which no interesting things are scheduled. You will all be bored for eternity. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
As a bonus action, I cast Cancel Plans (a cantrip). All of your D&D sessions are indefinitely postponed.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
There MAY YET be hope against you foul villain! I CAST ANTIMAGIC THREAD! For every spell cast here is UNDONE, and NO spell may be completed from now on! Unfortunately that means nothing anyone does here matters, and I can already see it coming into effect. Mwahahaha! Christmas is saved yadayada
Thank you, Dreami_Noodle. I don't cast a spell to reward you, I just give you the gift of a chocolate chip cookie. Now...
I CAST RULES LAWYER!
Erm, actually, that's a counterspell and therefore ineffective.
In order to stop Varro, I CAST... INTER-KINGDOM-BALLISTIC MISSILES! They send the kingdom into ruin, and their heat causes the freezing to melt away. (I know it's not literal ice, we don't talk about that) The earth is back to normal...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You'd like to think so, but in reality, it is just a variation on Antimagic Field... just with its range reduced to but one thread. Nothing has come into effect since MWAHAHA, and the only way to stop it is to create a new thread casting aforementioned rules lawyer in order to stop it
Time for an Artificer to fix things.
Artificer Jeremi activates Supercomputer!
Supercomputer activates Return To The Past Now!
Magic is restored, and all memory & evidence of its temporary purge has been removed for all but Jeremi & his friends.
Noooo What have you done? I CAST CONTAGION on Supercomputer's motherboard, infecting it with a destructive computer virus!
Lemme break it down for you
*dances menacingly*
I cast Irresistible Dance!
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
*dancing*
I cast... Sick Beat Drop!
The wizard battlefield is now a real dance party, thanks to me and Anders. But the beat drop is so sick that you all must make a CON save or take 6d6 poison damage (half on a success).
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Immunity to poison damage go brrrrrrr
One last trick up my sleeve to make this party great
I cast Create Beer!
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
I cast serenity and peace.
no one is allowed to cast a attacking spell for 3 peaceful spells.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
Huzzah! I cast Heroism!
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
I CAST... PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SPELL!
Because it's totally a funny joke, and definitely useful.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast play on (literally) elemental chaos.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult