About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take 497286 psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramatic fasion*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
In NICKLES
*NOT AGAIN! this same spell got cast on me on the first page*
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*Ash_the_evil crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
In NICKLES
*NOT AGAIN! this same spell got cast on me on the first page*
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*Ash_the_evil crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
AAAAARRRrrrghhhh all those AD&D games I used to play are coming back to me. (mumbles softly) I cast Persimmon’s Sixth Sense (look it up I dare you) I fall asleep like the 3 foot tall halfling like I am.
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
In NICKLES
*NOT AGAIN! this same spell got cast on me on the first page*
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*Ash_the_evil crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take Unable to parse dice roll. psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramat
I would cast REPEL MAIDENS UPON THEE! But I see another wizard beat me to it!
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
In NICKLES
*NOT AGAIN! this same spell got cast on me on the first page*
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*Ash_the_evil crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
My internet is extremely slow and somehow I sent my response three times but this is what I meant to say:
AAAAARRRrrrghhhh all those AD&D games I used to play are coming back to me. (mumbles softly) I cast Persimmon’s Sixth Sense (look it up I dare you) I proceed to immediately fall asleep knowing I did my job well.
I CAST... PATTERN RECOGNITION!
I II II I_
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... oh wait I do know that pattern.
I CAST... IS THAT LOSS?
*if it is, you take 1,000,000,000 psychic damage*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I REVEAL MY HIDDEN TRICK!
I CAST... IT WAS ALL A DECEPTION! A BEFUDDLEMENT! A BAMBOOZLING!
If you thought it was Loss, you take 497286 psychic damage and are sent to an anti-pattern recognition facility. For it was not Loss, it's just some random lines that happened to look like them! Take that!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I'm just gonna translate that as such large damage that it's incomprehensible.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
bleh.
I CAST... ESCAPE!
*I escape the pattern recognition facility*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... EXTREMELY SLOW INTERNET!
I CAST... POINT OUT!
You escaped the pattern recognition facility, so you went right back to the anti-pattern recognition facility! Did you feel bad you escaped them?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*d*mnit*
I CAST... GRATUITOUS ESCAPE!
*I escape the anti-pattern recognition facility, in a very over-dramatic fasion*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I cast… twist some wishes.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
*good thing I'm bi! (possibly. I still haven't figured myself out)*
I CAST... DECAPITATE!
*your head comes off. its still alive, just not attached anymore*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... good for you, now receive 1MILLION DOLLARS
In NICKLES
I cast advertisement
Join my Prisoner 13 adventure. Link is in my signature.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
*NOT AGAIN! this same spell got cast on me on the first page*
*muffled from inside the pile of nickels*
I CAST... ENCUMBERENCE RULES!
I use my bonus action to CAST... WEAKEN!
*Ash_the_evil crumples under the weight of their wizardly robes*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My internet is extremely slow and somehow I sent my response three times but this is what I meant to say:
AAAAARRRrrrghhhh all those AD&D games I used to play are coming back to me. (mumbles softly) I cast Persimmon’s Sixth Sense (look it up I dare you) I proceed to immediately fall asleep knowing I did my job well.
I CAST… News!
You learn I have a date tomorrow.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult