“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
You are all stuck in a game of Monopoly for 12 hours.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a complete thought.
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
(with no peace and war and God and demons and cosmic beings are all freinds and nothing and can possibly happen)
>:)
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has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
Immediately, I CAST... VULNERABILITY TO PIERCING DAMAGE! You're now vulnerable to piercing damage.
Right after that about half of my teeth fall out, impaling all of existence and dealing 66 piercing damage per tooth. Although I save one guy in Pandemonium that's a really good doctor and treats my disease.
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
Immediately, I CAST... VULNERABILITY TO PIERCING DAMAGE! You're now vulnerable to piercing damage.
Right after that about half of my teeth fall out, impaling all of existence and dealing 98 piercing damage per tooth. Although I save one guy in Pandemonium that's a really good dentist and treats my disease. (Can they do that? Idk.)
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
Immediately, I CAST... VULNERABILITY TO PIERCING DAMAGE! You're now vulnerable to piercing damage.
Right after that about half of my teeth fall out, impaling all of existence and dealing 98 piercing damage per tooth. Although I save one guy in Pandemonium that's a really good dentist and treats my disease. (Can they do that? Idk.)
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
Immediately, I CAST... VULNERABILITY TO PIERCING DAMAGE! You're now vulnerable to piercing damage.
Right after that about half of my teeth fall out, impaling all of existence and dealing 98 piercing damage per tooth. Although I save one guy in Pandemonium that's a really good dentist and treats my disease. (Can they do that? Idk.)
I mean I think a doctor would do that
Ok then as a bonus action I CAST CORRECTION!
Doctor now
Well as a reaction I CAST DENTISTRY (immunity to teeth)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
It’s white and gold.
herasy!
I CAST... ENAMEL GROWTH!
your teeth start growing extraordinarlay long, breaking your jaw and rendering speech impossible
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
It’s white and gold.
herasy!
I CAST... ENAMEL GROWTH!
your teeth start growing extraordinarlay long, breaking your jaw and rendering speech impossible
I CAST... INSTANT OSTEOARTHRITIS!
You have Osteoarthritis now. Sorry Gibber!
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"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I CAST... SKIP ALL × 3 and DRAW 5
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
extd sig?
I CAST... MONOPOLY!
You are all stuck in a game of Monopoly for 12 hours.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a complete thought.
I cast Switch 2 Game
Now I am playing a Switch 2 Game
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
hi, I'm new to this thread :)
I CAST... OPPOSITE DAY!
It is now Opposite Day! Your spells now do the opposite of what it does! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
I cast world peace
(with no peace and war and God and demons and cosmic beings are all freinds and nothing and can possibly happen)
>:)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I CAST... petty rivalry
we may not have war, but we do hold grudges!
(it was reversed)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Unfortunately, opposite day has passed.
I CAST... VARIOUS INTERNET ARGUMENTS TO START WORLD WAR III!
Opinions on pineapple on pizza? Is the dress blue and black or white and gold? Etc.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... PERIDONTAL DISEASE! (sorry gibber)
Pineapple on pizza is just unnecessary. Its a blue and black dress.
Immediately, I CAST... VULNERABILITY TO PIERCING DAMAGE! You're now vulnerable to piercing damage.
Right after that about half of my teeth fall out, impaling all of existence and dealing 66 piercing damage per tooth. Although I save one guy in Pandemonium that's a really good doctor and treats my disease.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I mean I think a doctor would do that
Ok then as a bonus action I CAST CORRECTION!
Doctor now
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well as a reaction I CAST DENTISTRY (immunity to teeth)
It’s white and gold.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
herasy!
I CAST... ENAMEL GROWTH!
your teeth start growing extraordinarlay long, breaking your jaw and rendering speech impossible
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... INSTANT OSTEOARTHRITIS!
You have Osteoarthritis now. Sorry Gibber!
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
Why me... Luckily I have no bones.
I CAST... SCHEDULING CONFLICTS!
Your DnD sessions will never be able to be scheduled now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST.... AMOEBA INFECTION.
Your body is insanely infected with zillions of Amoebas causing your outer skin grow some mushroms and gits
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
as a reaction I cast uno Reverso
(you wont hurt my patron)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I CAST...... FROSTY TONGUE !!
Every spell you cast that uses Verbal component makes your tongue be frost 1d6 days !!!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk