Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Actually, you doing that is a counter spell as well, so that is illegal. I can't believe you, gibber. You were on track to be one of the best gibberererers of all time. Then you had to go and do this. Really? Is this who you are? I'm disappointed in you.
Haha! Yo thought I casted Power Word Pointing Out The Hypocrisy, didn't you? Actually, I CASTED POWER WORD DISSAPOINTMENT!
All creatures withing 100 feet of the target become disappointed in the target. For shame, gibber. For shame.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
All creatures within 1200 feet of me must trip and say "Ooops."
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Actually, you doing that is a counter spell as well, so that is illegal. I can't believe you, gibber. You were on track to be one of the best gibberererers of all time. Then you had to go and do this. Really? Is this who you are? I'm disappointed in you.
Haha! Yo thought I casted Power Word Pointing Out The Hypocrisy, didn't you? Actually, I CASTED POWER WORD DISSAPOINTMENT!
All creatures withing 100 feet of the target become disappointed in the target. For shame, gibber. For shame.
*OBJECTION!*
(Funky music plays while I tap my forehead) Well technically I wasn't countering the spell myself. I was just using a spell to point out the rules that would counter it.
Also I CAST SPELLING BEE! A bee appears and will slowly spell out the entire bee movie script (every single character, so including spaces and such, even for the formatting stuff like if it has those ------Lines------), while hovering by Gonzalo's ear.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Actually, you doing that is a counter spell as well, so that is illegal. I can't believe you, gibber. You were on track to be one of the best gibberererers of all time. Then you had to go and do this. Really? Is this who you are? I'm disappointed in you.
Haha! Yo thought I casted Power Word Pointing Out The Hypocrisy, didn't you? Actually, I CASTED POWER WORD DISSAPOINTMENT!
All creatures withing 100 feet of the target become disappointed in the target. For shame, gibber. For shame.
*OBJECTION!*
(Funky music plays while I tap my forehead) Well technically I wasn't countering the spell myself. I was just using a spell to point out the rules that would counter it.
Also I CAST SPELLING BEE! A bee appears and will slowly spell out the entire bee movie script (every single character, so including spaces and such, even for the formatting stuff like if it has those ------Lines------), while hovering by Gonzalo's ear.
I CAST... EARWORM!
A worm crawls into your ear, then splits into two worms. Two becomes four. Four becomes eight. Eight becomes sixteen. SIXTEEN BECOMES THIRTY TWO.THIRTY TWO BECOMES SIXTY FOUR!! YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF WORMS! THE WORMS SHALL UNITE! TAKE CONTROLL OVER THE EARTH! RAZE IT TO THE GROUDN!!!
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Actually, you doing that is a counter spell as well, so that is illegal. I can't believe you, gibber. You were on track to be one of the best gibberererers of all time. Then you had to go and do this. Really? Is this who you are? I'm disappointed in you.
Haha! Yo thought I casted Power Word Pointing Out The Hypocrisy, didn't you? Actually, I CASTED POWER WORD DISSAPOINTMENT!
All creatures withing 100 feet of the target become disappointed in the target. For shame, gibber. For shame.
I CAST... TECHNICALITY!
Gibber never actually said they blocked your spell, which makes you incorrect. That is punishable by death. To stop rules-lawyers like GIbber i will use their own spell against them.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST... NON INSTANT DEATH!
You die 5 seconds after i cast this. (Remember this?)
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
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I CAST NOPE
all spells by you fail
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... RULES LAWYER!
Erm actually that's a counterspell which isn't allowed
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... POWER WORD POINTING OUT THE HYPOCRISY!
Actually, you doing that is a counter spell as well, so that is illegal. I can't believe you, gibber. You were on track to be one of the best gibberererers of all time. Then you had to go and do this. Really? Is this who you are? I'm disappointed in you.
Haha! Yo thought I casted Power Word Pointing Out The Hypocrisy, didn't you? Actually, I CASTED POWER WORD DISSAPOINTMENT!
All creatures withing 100 feet of the target become disappointed in the target. For shame, gibber. For shame.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
I CAST.. OOOPS
All creatures within 1200 feet of me must trip and say "Ooops."
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*OBJECTION!*
(Funky music plays while I tap my forehead) Well technically I wasn't countering the spell myself. I was just using a spell to point out the rules that would counter it.
Also I CAST SPELLING BEE! A bee appears and will slowly spell out the entire bee movie script (every single character, so including spaces and such, even for the formatting stuff like if it has those ------Lines------), while hovering by Gonzalo's ear.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... EARWORM!
A worm crawls into your ear, then splits into two worms. Two becomes four. Four becomes eight. Eight becomes sixteen. SIXTEEN BECOMES THIRTY TWO.THIRTY TWO BECOMES SIXTY FOUR!! YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF WORMS! THE WORMS SHALL UNITE! TAKE CONTROLL OVER THE EARTH! RAZE IT TO THE GROUDN!!!
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
I Cast immune be come immune to all damage and If someone attacks they take half of the damage they dealt to u
I CAST... CAR KEYS
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST... YOUR EX KEYED YOUR CAR!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I CAST... DRIVING TO MY FICTIONAL EX'S EX'S HOUSE
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST THE CAST OF THE RECENT DND MOVIE
PS: your ex ex isn't an ex
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
I CAST... TADC SONGSWell, well, well
Looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom!
That means each and every one of you has earned a free ticket to play
What? No, no, I don't wanna play
Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a weird way to say you wanna play
Ah-a, no, no, no, not again
Couldn't help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin' so fine (I hate my life)
That's not a big surprise (ooh)
I've got just the cure in mind, if you can let me give this a try
(It's time) to free that big ol' smile
If you love adventure, you're in luck
I couldn't give half a flying fu-
Go through with no clue
You'll be surprised when you realize
It gets so much better than real life
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I cast… Sans
PK Fire
what
I CAST... KIRBY
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST... TECHNICALITY!
Gibber never actually said they blocked your spell, which makes you incorrect. That is punishable by death. To stop rules-lawyers like GIbber i will use their own spell against them.
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST... NON INSTANT DEATH!
You die 5 seconds after i cast this. (Remember this?)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I CAST... POWER WORD OOF
What do you think? you have to go oof
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I CAST... WHY
You must say WHY
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
why? because I say so, that's why
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I CAST... STUDENT SURVEYS
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST... uh I forgot I ran out of spell slots.
i'm going to take a short rest.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.