About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
I CAST... no, how could that be Perry the Platypus? It doesn't have a fedora or anything.
(No couterspells)
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Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... no, how could that be Perry the Platypus? It doesn't have a fedora or anything.
(No couterspells)
(I mean didn't really intend to use it as a counterspell, the line is blurred anyways because only the first spell had any effects and we're just saying stuff. If it did count then I use a bonus action to CAST... sorry my bad)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cast Sunder Weave. The next 3 spells are rendered nonfunctional
I CAST... NO COUNTERSPELLS!
As this spell would be countered, this creates a paradox that destroys the space time continuum. At least it would if this spell didn't just point out the no counterspell rule
I counterspell with YES COUNTERSPELLS
I CAST... RULES ENFORCMENT!
*there are no counter spells. its on the first post, and is one of two banned spell effects. this thread is about creativity, find something more creative*
HAHAHA I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CAST INCITE ARGUMENT! THAT WAS MY TRUE PLAN ALL ALONG!
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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I CAST... A PLATYPUS?
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
I CAST... PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I CAST... no, how could that be Perry the Platypus? It doesn't have a fedora or anything.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I cast...light into the room by opening the window.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(No couterspells)
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
(I mean didn't really intend to use it as a counterspell, the line is blurred anyways because only the first spell had any effects and we're just saying stuff. If it did count then I use a bonus action to CAST... sorry my bad)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
HAHAHA I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CAST INCITE ARGUMENT! THAT WAS MY TRUE PLAN ALL ALONG!
PM me the word tomato
I CAST... jeff the land sharks ult!!! i sallow the next person to post.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!!
alignment: chaotic ???
I CAST...FLAME! As you swallow me, your body is immersed in fire!
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
I cast… (mumbling the spell name)
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
I cast Spountercell! The next spell gets twice as powerful! (It's the opposite of a counterspell)
PM me the word tomato
I CAST... TSUNAMI
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
It becomes a double tsunami
PM me the word tomato
I CAST...RUN AWAY!!!
Sir Robin (I couldn't get the GIF)'s energy suffuses me, allowing me to escape the tsunami.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
wait the tsunami putted out my flames!! ha ha!
anyway I CAST... I'm right behind you, aren't I? i apeear behind weslockes.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands!!
alignment: chaotic ???
I CAST... EMO
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST... ANTI-DEPRESSENT
it an anti depressent
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I CAST.. Friend didn't leave me :)
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... RAINBOW
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST... ITS A PRIDE RAINBOW
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]