a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
it shocks all metallic objects for 30(4d10+8) lightning damage
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I CAST... SWIPPATY SWAPPITY, ALL THE DAMAGE YOU JUST DEALT TO US IS NOW DEALT TO YOU BOPPITY!
All the damage that was dealt to us by Gibber's spell is instead dealt to him. Since there are 93 of us, and we all have like, a lot of health, Gibber's probably dead.
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
an unspeakable horror appears the only thing recognizable about it is the face of a furbies, I have no control over it and it has its free will.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! Call me Gato Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... ALIVE BUT GAY
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I CAST.. SO TRUE
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I cast... A heck lot of damage
5097
I cast, come on why?
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST...WHO CARES? IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
I cast… TUNGSTEN BALLSACK!!!!!
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
I CAST HIGHTENED SHOCK.
it shocks all metallic objects for 30(4d10+8) lightning damage
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I CAST... MICROWAVE
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I CAST...MAGNIFYING GLASS! The power of the sun is magnified under a gigantic magnifying glass, torching the world. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
I CAST... INSTANT BRINK OF DEATH!
You all are instantly brought to 1 HP. I begin to walk around and poke my enemies to death with a stick.
(I copyright this joke as well, so it doesn't also get used to the point of getting old. Unless you like twist it into something new)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Darn. Was gonna use that as well.
I CAST...ANTI-POKE! Your poke is deflected off of me!
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana, Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Have a great day, and don't forget to be a goldfish!
I CAST... BANANA PEEL!
You slip and fall on a banana peel, taking 5 bludgeoning damage and 43 psychic damage.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I CAST... SWIPPATY SWAPPITY, ALL THE DAMAGE YOU JUST DEALT TO US IS NOW DEALT TO YOU BOPPITY!
All the damage that was dealt to us by Gibber's spell is instead dealt to him. Since there are 93 of us, and we all have like, a lot of health, Gibber's probably dead.
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
I CAST... undodgeable uncounterable undirectable unparriable undeflectable un-swippityswappityallthesamageyoujustdealttousisdealtbacktoyouboppityable ignore-resistances ignores-immunities power-of-the-sun poke for 1 damage.
As a reaction to Gonzalo's spell, I CAST... UNO-REVERSE!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... NO COUNTERSPELLS
uno reverse is a counterspell
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
I CAST... ANIMATRONIC
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Oh, right, mb. But then Gonzalo's spell is a counterspell as well! (And kinda an instant death spell)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST CONJURE FURBY.
an unspeakable horror appears the only thing recognizable about it is the face of a furbies, I have no control over it and it has its free will.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I CAST... COME ON EVERYBODY WHY???
Hello! Call me Gato
Do whatever you want, let's break the mold together, gather here at the hideout right now
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I CAST... FREDDY FAZBEAR
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)