Time can be measured by clocks. Clocks are on watches. Watch is a word for observing. For that you might use a magnifying glass or binoculars or something to observe finer details. Detail? Aside from it's regular use detach could mean a small group of soldiers! War! Bloodshed! Violence! War could mean the invention of explosive technology? What's some explosive technology? The atomic bomb! Atoms have electrons! It's electric! Boogie woogie woogie! Boogyman! Nightmare Before Christmas! Stop motion animation! Made using figures. Action figures? Some people collect action figures! Collection? The Collector is a character in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. Planets! Not Pluto! Pluto has an element of a similar name, plutonium! Plutonium can be used to make weapons as it's radioactive. For example, the demon core.
Connect weight lifting to those drummer boys in the Civil War (imagine if I summon Drummer with this one)
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Weight lifting? What do you lift? Weights! Weight...is, obviously, a measurement secretly developed by Europe to make America feel bad about themselves. You know what, that's a pretty good conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theories? Those are common among presidents, aren't they? Presidents...what's an example of a president (off the top of my head)? Paul Kagame, the Rwandan president. Rwanda...hmm...did you know that Lake Kivu in Rwanda, the 8th-largest lake in Africa, is one of three lakes in the world that could cause a limnic eruption? (Google it -- the reason I have all this in my head is because of a history project on Rwanda that went wild.) Limnic eruptions...they release a lot of gas. So do humans! (*sheepish cough*) Methane is a gas. But methane is a bad gas. It speeds up climate change. Climate change -- the climate is changing? Is it taking off its sweater, since it's been hotter lately? Sweater...ugly sweaters! I love those things -- you wear them around Christmas! Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus...Jesus Luzardo, the baseball pitcher! Pitcher...a pitcher of lemonade, on a hot day. Hot day...those are days you stay inside. What do you do, inside like that? Maybe read...browse cool online forums like D&D Beyond...or maybe play an instrument! Drums are an instrument! Hot days...back to those. An example of a hot day was the battle of Fort Stevens, where Abraham Lincoln was calm under fire! (Google searched :P) And who played the drums at that battle? The drummer boys!
Connect the "Italian Stallion" to the third line of "Bohemian Rhapsody". (caught in a landslide...)
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I looked it up and Itallion Stallion is the nickname of a former pro wrestler. Wrestling? Break a chair over someone's head! They do that, right? Normally though, you sit on chairs. Chairs are furniture. Furniture is used to furnish homes (or to break over people's heads but we've moved past that). Homes? Homes are often in neighborhoods. Hood? Hoodie? Clothing! Cloth! Made from fibers? Fibers are also substances in your body that help you digest food! Food is tasty most of the time! But we eat food because without it we'd get hungry and our stomach would rumble. Rumble? I hear a rumbling! Then you get [TITLE CARD] (caught in a landslide)
Hold up lemme shake this up and use Wikipedia Speedrun this time... Connect albums to the United Arab Emirates
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Albums? Photo albums! Those things your grandparents force you to look at for hours at a time! Grandparents...they're the parents of your parents. Great-grandparents, on the other hand, are the parents of the parents of your parents. Great? Great -- bad. Bad? Bad boy? "Hello, ladies..." Now, this's gotten me thinking of 70's movies -- those have a lot of these "bad boys". Grease is one with bad boys in it, made in 1978. Grease? Grease a pan? Baking? "It's baking" can mean that it's hot outside. Hot? Heat? No...it's cold today. Cold? Snow? Jack Frost? Santa Claus? Krampus? Krampus is a German "Bad Santa", going around to whack naughty kids with sticks. Whacking things with sticks...just like in baseball! Hmm...the baseball playoffs are happening right now -- and I'm so happy the Yankees are out! Go back to Empire City! Empire...the Empire State Building! Tallest building in the world for a while...but what is the tallest building in the world today? The Burj Khalifa! Where is the Burj Khalifa? Dubai! Dubai is in...you guessed it...the UAE!
Um... You say that when you need more time to think of something. Think. Brains! Brains... Zombies! Plants versus zombies. Peashooter! Pea. P. Like the letter. You know what starts with P? Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! I probably spelled that wrong but whatever. That comes from inhaling volcanic ash! Ash! Fire. The new Avatar movie is about fire. Then there's other Avatar, the last Airbender. Bending! Floppy! Floppy disks! Computers. They compute. They're machines. They're artificial! You know what else is artificial! Artificial flavors found in snacks like Doritos! Doritos? Dor(ito). Ito is a Spanish suffix for small. Door small. A small door. That kinda describes a mouse hole. Mice are depicted to like cheese. Swiss cheese has a bunch of holes, trypophobia is the fear of a bunch of a small holes. What's another mental condition/phobia based on patterns? OCD.
Connect werewolves to the print() function in Python.
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*I completely forgot about this thread and kinda wanted to bring it back.*
Werewolves? Well, they only come out under the moon. Moon? Moon is a character from Wings of Fire, if I'm not mistaken. Wings of Fire? What has fiery wings? A phoenix! Hey, the capital of Arizona is Phoenix! Did you know that Arizona was once called the "Baby State"? Babies...hmm. Shrek has paedophobia ---- a fear of babies! Shrek is an ogre. Ogres...hmm, ogres are a D&D species! D&D...hey, I'm on the D&D forums right now! But that's beside the point. Beside the point? Next to the place? "The Place" was a 2017 movie about a guy who'd grant people's wishes. Hmm...who granted people's wishes? The genie from Aladdin! How many wishes did the genie actually grant Aladdin? Four, if you count escaping the cave! Cave...wait a minute...the cave that serves as a lair for the dreaded BLACK BEAST OF ARRRRRGH? Hey, that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Monty Python...hmm...that inspired a lot of things. The "Knights who say ni" thread on Adohand's, for one, but...what about Python, the programming language! I tried to learn some Python once! You know what the first thing that I learned was? print("Hello, world!") My little 9-year-old brain was dissatisfied. I wanted to write something different! I print()ed all day long!
print("Connect Looney Tunes to Percy Jackson!")
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Looney Tunes. Cartoons! TV! It's TV Time! TV has antennas. Radio! Radios play music! DJ's play music! Music discs! Jukebox! Juke can also mean dodging someone trying to chase you. Chase? Run for your lives! Running, marathon! Marathons. Marathons are part of the Olympics. Mount Olympus. Greek gods. Percy Jackson!
Connect Nobody (yes, intentionally capitalized) to a well for water.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Looney Tunes. Cartoons! TV! It's TV Time! TV has antennas. Radio! Radios play music! DJ's play music! Music discs! Jukebox! Juke can also mean dodging someone trying to chase you. Chase? Run for your lives! Running, marathon! Marathons. Marathons are part of the Olympics. Mount Olympus. Greek gods. Percy Jackson!
Connect Nobody (yes, intentionally capitalized) to a well for water.
*Like Nobody the movie? Or Odysseus's alias?*
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Looney Tunes. Cartoons! TV! It's TV Time! TV has antennas. Radio! Radios play music! DJ's play music! Music discs! Jukebox! Juke can also mean dodging someone trying to chase you. Chase? Run for your lives! Running, marathon! Marathons. Marathons are part of the Olympics. Mount Olympus. Greek gods. Percy Jackson!
Connect Nobody (yes, intentionally capitalized) to a well for water.
*Like Nobody the movie? Or Odysseus's alias?*
*Oh I didn't know there was a movie, I meant Odysseus*
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Looney Tunes. Cartoons! TV! It's TV Time! TV has antennas. Radio! Radios play music! DJ's play music! Music discs! Jukebox! Juke can also mean dodging someone trying to chase you. Chase? Run for your lives! Running, marathon! Marathons. Marathons are part of the Olympics. Mount Olympus. Greek gods. Percy Jackson!
Connect Nobody (yes, intentionally capitalized) to a well for water.
*Like Nobody the movie? Or Odysseus's alias?*
*Oh I didn't know there was a movie, I meant Odysseus*
*Yeah, I Googled the name because I thought you meant some other 'Nobody'. Turns out there's a movie? Pretty much every word has a movie nowadays.*
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Nobody! He was really Odysseus. Odysseus called himself Nobody when sailing home from the Trojan War in a Cyclop's lair. Sailing! You do that on a sea! Seas are made of water. Water can be found in wells. Wells are for water!
Connect Hermione Granger to Bobby from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
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Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
*Started this one earlier, then had to close the tab. Let's see if I can remember my train of thought.*
Hermione Granger? The books are much better, but she's played by Emma Watson! Emma Watson? Watson was the guy from Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock Holmes was a detective. Know who else was a detective? Inspector Clouseau! From Pink Panther! The Carolina Panthers! Football! The Super Bowl just happened (go Seahawks)! Super Bowls have halftime shows! Bad Bunny was this year's halftime show! But, because politics are stupid, we had another, put on by f*cking Turning Point USA! Who performed there? The very clean, American Kid Rock (who has a song called "Wax that Booty"?). Kid Rock? His name is Robert Ritchie! Robert reminds me of Bobby because I had a good friend named Bobby once. Wait. Like Bobby from K-Pop Demon Hunters?
*Guess I couldn't :|*
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Jeff the Evil Roomba? Roombas clean the floor. Floor? Floor Is Lava? Did you know there's a (pretty lame) Floor Is Lava TV show on Netflix? Netflix? Net flicks? The net of the movies that someone owns? Owns? Owns sounds like bones. Dinosaur bones! Dinosaurs got killed by the meteor. Meteor? Meteor Swarm! A swarm of meteors! A swarm of bees? Bees are in Minecraft. I'm pretty bad at Minecraft. I once got killed by a drowned with a trident because I was AFK! Trident? Who else has a trident? Poseidon!
Connect doors to an fitness instruction video.
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(I actually love the Floor is Lava show in Netflix lol)
Doors? You open and close them! How? By turning the knob. You use your hand to do that. The hand is a part of your body. Your body must be exercised! How do you do that? Fitness! How do you do Fitness? By watching a fitness instruction video.
Connect a koala to a Galapagos Sea Lion
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Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
(Kinda wanted to just put the fact that they’re both mammals but):
A koala? Koalas live in Australia! The Land Down Undah! Under the bed? A bed is a place where someone sleeps. Sleeping? It’s a state of rest vital for nearly all creatures. The outliers? Well, evolution has decided that they don’t need to fully ‘sleep’ — or to sleep at all! Evolution? Who studied evolution? Darwin! Where did Darwin go? The Galapagos! What did he study? Finches, other mammals — like the Galapagos sea lion!
Connect Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” (the song, not the song title) to Vince Carter’s famous performance in the NBA Dunk Contest.
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*I barely know the former, and I have no idea about the latter, but here goes nothing*
Old Town Road? It's a song about a horse. Horseback riding events are called equestrian! They're performed at the Olympics! Olympics? They're very famous. An Olympic sport is basketball! You score points in basketball by putting the ball through the hoop. The famous basketball league is the NBA! One of the players is Vince Carter. He had a famous performance in the NBA Dunk Contest!
Connect Flaming Hot Cheetos to Derpy the Tiger from KPDH.
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Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
I'm not gonna go the 'oH iT's A cAt' route. Flaming hot Cheetos are lies. Some lies are good, but most lies are bad. As of now, same goes for movies. KPDH is a movie. Derpy the Tiger is from KPDH.
Connect the fact that felis catus, the common housecat, is a felidae, meaning it is related to the (sometimes for the African kind, which they are) social wildcats that are small predators, to the fact that DDB is a very strange website due to the fact it's a dnd website we use like a SM.
I'm not gonna go the 'oH iT's A cAt' route. Flaming hot Cheetos are lies. Some lies are good, but most lies are bad. As of now, same goes for movies. KPDH is a movie. Derpy the Tiger is from KPDH.
Connect the fact that felis catus, the common housecat, is a felidae, meaning it is related to the (sometimes for the African kind, which they are) social wildcats that are small predators, to the fact that DDB is a very strange website due to the fact it's a dnd website we use like a SM.
Felis catus is a felidae? That's like the fact that dogs are closely related to wolves! That's like the fact that humans are closely related to apes! Apes? You can see apes at the zoo. The zoo? Madagascar is set in the zoo. Madagascar is a country just off of the coast of Mozambique! It's also the fourth-largest island in the world! Island! Temptation Island is a TV show! TV? Television! Tele-vision? Tele- is a suffix for "far off", while vision is something I barely have! Far off, that I don't have? I don't have social media! Far off. Far out? Hippies! They hate hippies in The Simpsons! The Simpsons? Bart Simpson? "BART" stands for the Bay Area Rapid Transit (District), which is a transportation thing in San Francisco! San Francisco is on the West Coast! What other city is on the West Coast? *Sadly, not the Wes Coast* Seattle! Seattle is near where WoTC has their headquarters! What does WoTC make? Games! What's their most popular game (even though they technically didn't make make it)? D&D! What's the social website that WoTC made for D&D players? D&D Beyond! It contains the D&D Beyond Forums, which I'm posting on right now! Now, back to the not-having thing. DDB is a social D&D website, but I don't have social media! Thus, I use this D&D website as an SM!
*Wow. That was...barely coherent, but it suffices. Allow me to respond with something of my own.*
Connect the benefits of believing in Murphy's Law to the literary strangeness of House of Leaves (never read it, though).
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Time can be measured by clocks. Clocks are on watches. Watch is a word for observing. For that you might use a magnifying glass or binoculars or something to observe finer details. Detail? Aside from it's regular use detach could mean a small group of soldiers! War! Bloodshed! Violence! War could mean the invention of explosive technology? What's some explosive technology? The atomic bomb! Atoms have electrons! It's electric! Boogie woogie woogie! Boogyman! Nightmare Before Christmas! Stop motion animation! Made using figures. Action figures? Some people collect action figures! Collection? The Collector is a character in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy. Planets! Not Pluto! Pluto has an element of a similar name, plutonium! Plutonium can be used to make weapons as it's radioactive. For example, the demon core.
Connect weight lifting to those drummer boys in the Civil War (imagine if I summon Drummer with this one)
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Sorry, Gibber...
Weight lifting? What do you lift? Weights! Weight...is, obviously, a measurement secretly developed by Europe to make America feel bad about themselves. You know what, that's a pretty good conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theories? Those are common among presidents, aren't they? Presidents...what's an example of a president (off the top of my head)? Paul Kagame, the Rwandan president. Rwanda...hmm...did you know that Lake Kivu in Rwanda, the 8th-largest lake in Africa, is one of three lakes in the world that could cause a limnic eruption? (Google it -- the reason I have all this in my head is because of a history project on Rwanda that went wild.) Limnic eruptions...they release a lot of gas. So do humans! (*sheepish cough*) Methane is a gas. But methane is a bad gas. It speeds up climate change. Climate change -- the climate is changing? Is it taking off its sweater, since it's been hotter lately? Sweater...ugly sweaters! I love those things -- you wear them around Christmas! Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus...Jesus Luzardo, the baseball pitcher! Pitcher...a pitcher of lemonade, on a hot day. Hot day...those are days you stay inside. What do you do, inside like that? Maybe read...browse cool online forums like D&D Beyond...or maybe play an instrument! Drums are an instrument! Hot days...back to those. An example of a hot day was the battle of Fort Stevens, where Abraham Lincoln was calm under fire! (Google searched :P) And who played the drums at that battle? The drummer boys!
Connect the "Italian Stallion" to the third line of "Bohemian Rhapsody". (caught in a landslide...)
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I looked it up and Itallion Stallion is the nickname of a former pro wrestler. Wrestling? Break a chair over someone's head! They do that, right? Normally though, you sit on chairs. Chairs are furniture. Furniture is used to furnish homes (or to break over people's heads but we've moved past that). Homes? Homes are often in neighborhoods. Hood? Hoodie? Clothing! Cloth! Made from fibers? Fibers are also substances in your body that help you digest food! Food is tasty most of the time! But we eat food because without it we'd get hungry and our stomach would rumble. Rumble? I hear a rumbling! Then you get [TITLE CARD] (caught in a landslide)
Hold up lemme shake this up and use Wikipedia Speedrun this time... Connect albums to the United Arab Emirates
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Albums? Photo albums! Those things your grandparents force you to look at for hours at a time! Grandparents...they're the parents of your parents. Great-grandparents, on the other hand, are the parents of the parents of your parents. Great? Great -- bad. Bad? Bad boy? "Hello, ladies..." Now, this's gotten me thinking of 70's movies -- those have a lot of these "bad boys". Grease is one with bad boys in it, made in 1978. Grease? Grease a pan? Baking? "It's baking" can mean that it's hot outside. Hot? Heat? No...it's cold today. Cold? Snow? Jack Frost? Santa Claus? Krampus? Krampus is a German "Bad Santa", going around to whack naughty kids with sticks. Whacking things with sticks...just like in baseball! Hmm...the baseball playoffs are happening right now -- and I'm so happy the Yankees are out! Go back to Empire City! Empire...the Empire State Building! Tallest building in the world for a while...but what is the tallest building in the world today? The Burj Khalifa! Where is the Burj Khalifa? Dubai! Dubai is in...you guessed it...the UAE!
Connect the filler word "um..." to OCD.
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*I have no idea what 'OCD' is. Otherwise I'd try and do this.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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Um... You say that when you need more time to think of something. Think. Brains! Brains... Zombies! Plants versus zombies. Peashooter! Pea. P. Like the letter. You know what starts with P? Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! I probably spelled that wrong but whatever. That comes from inhaling volcanic ash! Ash! Fire. The new Avatar movie is about fire. Then there's other Avatar, the last Airbender. Bending! Floppy! Floppy disks! Computers. They compute. They're machines. They're artificial! You know what else is artificial! Artificial flavors found in snacks like Doritos! Doritos? Dor(ito). Ito is a Spanish suffix for small. Door small. A small door. That kinda describes a mouse hole. Mice are depicted to like cheese. Swiss cheese has a bunch of holes, trypophobia is the fear of a bunch of a small holes. What's another mental condition/phobia based on patterns? OCD.
Connect werewolves to the print() function in Python.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*I completely forgot about this thread and kinda wanted to bring it back.*
Werewolves? Well, they only come out under the moon. Moon? Moon is a character from Wings of Fire, if I'm not mistaken. Wings of Fire? What has fiery wings? A phoenix! Hey, the capital of Arizona is Phoenix! Did you know that Arizona was once called the "Baby State"? Babies...hmm. Shrek has paedophobia ---- a fear of babies! Shrek is an ogre. Ogres...hmm, ogres are a D&D species! D&D...hey, I'm on the D&D forums right now! But that's beside the point. Beside the point? Next to the place? "The Place" was a 2017 movie about a guy who'd grant people's wishes. Hmm...who granted people's wishes? The genie from Aladdin! How many wishes did the genie actually grant Aladdin? Four, if you count escaping the cave! Cave...wait a minute...the cave that serves as a lair for the dreaded BLACK BEAST OF ARRRRRGH? Hey, that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Monty Python...hmm...that inspired a lot of things. The "Knights who say ni" thread on Adohand's, for one, but...what about Python, the programming language! I tried to learn some Python once! You know what the first thing that I learned was? print("Hello, world!") My little 9-year-old brain was dissatisfied. I wanted to write something different! I print()ed all day long!
print("Connect Looney Tunes to Percy Jackson!")
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Looney Tunes. Cartoons! TV! It's TV Time! TV has antennas. Radio! Radios play music! DJ's play music! Music discs! Jukebox! Juke can also mean dodging someone trying to chase you. Chase? Run for your lives! Running, marathon! Marathons. Marathons are part of the Olympics. Mount Olympus. Greek gods. Percy Jackson!
Connect Nobody (yes, intentionally capitalized) to a well for water.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Like Nobody the movie? Or Odysseus's alias?*
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And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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*Oh I didn't know there was a movie, I meant Odysseus*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Yeah, I Googled the name because I thought you meant some other 'Nobody'. Turns out there's a movie? Pretty much every word has a movie nowadays.*
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Nobody! He was really Odysseus. Odysseus called himself Nobody when sailing home from the Trojan War in a Cyclop's lair. Sailing! You do that on a sea! Seas are made of water. Water can be found in wells. Wells are for water!
Connect Hermione Granger to Bobby from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
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*Started this one earlier, then had to close the tab. Let's see if I can remember my train of thought.*
Hermione Granger? The books are much better, but she's played by Emma Watson! Emma Watson? Watson was the guy from Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock Holmes was a detective. Know who else was a detective? Inspector Clouseau! From Pink Panther! The Carolina Panthers! Football! The Super Bowl just happened (go Seahawks)! Super Bowls have halftime shows! Bad Bunny was this year's halftime show! But, because politics are stupid, we had another, put on by f*cking Turning Point USA! Who performed there? The very clean, American Kid Rock (who has a song called "Wax that Booty"?). Kid Rock? His name is Robert Ritchie! Robert reminds me of Bobby because I had a good friend named Bobby once. Wait. Like Bobby from K-Pop Demon Hunters?
*Guess I couldn't :|*
Connect sn0wcrash's "Call the Cops" to the town of Bordeaux.
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Call the cops? Cops control the borders! What’s a town named after borders? Bordeaux!
Connect Jeff the Evil Roomba to Poseidon
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
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I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Jeff the Evil Roomba? Roombas clean the floor. Floor? Floor Is Lava? Did you know there's a (pretty lame) Floor Is Lava TV show on Netflix? Netflix? Net flicks? The net of the movies that someone owns? Owns? Owns sounds like bones. Dinosaur bones! Dinosaurs got killed by the meteor. Meteor? Meteor Swarm! A swarm of meteors! A swarm of bees? Bees are in Minecraft. I'm pretty bad at Minecraft. I once got killed by a drowned with a trident because I was AFK! Trident? Who else has a trident? Poseidon!
Connect doors to an fitness instruction video.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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(I actually love the Floor is Lava show in Netflix lol)
Doors? You open and close them! How? By turning the knob. You use your hand to do that. The hand is a part of your body. Your body must be exercised! How do you do that? Fitness! How do you do Fitness? By watching a fitness instruction video.
Connect a koala to a Galapagos Sea Lion
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Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
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I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
(Kinda wanted to just put the fact that they’re both mammals but):
A koala? Koalas live in Australia! The Land Down Undah! Under the bed? A bed is a place where someone sleeps. Sleeping? It’s a state of rest vital for nearly all creatures. The outliers? Well, evolution has decided that they don’t need to fully ‘sleep’ — or to sleep at all! Evolution? Who studied evolution? Darwin! Where did Darwin go? The Galapagos! What did he study? Finches, other mammals — like the Galapagos sea lion!
Connect Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” (the song, not the song title) to Vince Carter’s famous performance in the NBA Dunk Contest.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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*I barely know the former, and I have no idea about the latter, but here goes nothing*
Old Town Road? It's a song about a horse. Horseback riding events are called equestrian! They're performed at the Olympics! Olympics? They're very famous. An Olympic sport is basketball! You score points in basketball by putting the ball through the hoop. The famous basketball league is the NBA! One of the players is Vince Carter. He had a famous performance in the NBA Dunk Contest!
Connect Flaming Hot Cheetos to Derpy the Tiger from KPDH.
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Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
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I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
I'm not gonna go the 'oH iT's A cAt' route. Flaming hot Cheetos are lies. Some lies are good, but most lies are bad. As of now, same goes for movies. KPDH is a movie. Derpy the Tiger is from KPDH.
Connect the fact that felis catus, the common housecat, is a felidae, meaning it is related to the (sometimes for the African kind, which they are) social wildcats that are small predators, to the fact that DDB is a very strange website due to the fact it's a dnd website we use like a SM.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Felis catus is a felidae? That's like the fact that dogs are closely related to wolves! That's like the fact that humans are closely related to apes! Apes? You can see apes at the zoo. The zoo? Madagascar is set in the zoo. Madagascar is a country just off of the coast of Mozambique! It's also the fourth-largest island in the world! Island! Temptation Island is a TV show! TV? Television! Tele-vision? Tele- is a suffix for "far off", while vision is something I barely have! Far off, that I don't have? I don't have social media! Far off. Far out? Hippies! They hate hippies in The Simpsons! The Simpsons? Bart Simpson? "BART" stands for the Bay Area Rapid Transit (District), which is a transportation thing in San Francisco! San Francisco is on the West Coast! What other city is on the West Coast? *Sadly, not the Wes Coast* Seattle! Seattle is near where WoTC has their headquarters! What does WoTC make? Games! What's their most popular game (even though they technically didn't make make it)? D&D! What's the social website that WoTC made for D&D players? D&D Beyond! It contains the D&D Beyond Forums, which I'm posting on right now! Now, back to the not-having thing. DDB is a social D&D website, but I don't have social media! Thus, I use this D&D website as an SM!
*Wow. That was...barely coherent, but it suffices. Allow me to respond with something of my own.*
Connect the benefits of believing in Murphy's Law to the literary strangeness of House of Leaves (never read it, though).
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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