I... will abandon that for the next unlucky person.

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I'm not gonna go the 'oH iT's A cAt' route. Flaming hot Cheetos are lies. Some lies are good, but most lies are bad. As of now, same goes for movies. KPDH is a movie. Derpy the Tiger is from KPDH.

Connect the fact that felis catus, the common housecat, is a felidae, meaning it is related to the (sometimes for the African kind, which they are) social wildcats that are small predators, to the fact that DDB is a very strange website due to the fact it's a dnd website we use like a SM.

Felis catus is a felidae? That's like the fact that dogs are closely related to wolves! That's like the fact that humans are closely related to apes! Apes? You can see apes at the zoo. The zoo? Madagascar is set in the zoo. Madagascar is a country just off of the coast of Mozambique! It's also the fourth-largest island in the world! Island! Temptation Island is a TV show! TV? Television! Tele-vision? Tele- is a suffix for "far off", while vision is something I barely have! Far off, that I don't have? I don't have social media! Far off. Far out? Hippies! They hate hippies in The Simpsons! The Simpsons? Bart Simpson? "BART" stands for the Bay Area Rapid Transit (District), which is a transportation thing in San Francisco! San Francisco is on the West Coast! What other city is on the West Coast? *Sadly, not the Wes Coast* Seattle! Seattle is near where WoTC has their headquarters! What does WoTC make? Games! What's their most popular game (even though they technically didn't make make it)? D&D! What's the social website that WoTC made for D&D players? D&D Beyond! It contains the D&D Beyond Forums, which I'm posting on right now! Now, back to the not-having thing. DDB is a social D&D website, but I don't have social media! Thus, I use this D&D website as an SM!

*Wow. That was...barely coherent, but it suffices. Allow me to respond with something of my own.*

Connect the benefits of believing in Murphy's Law to the literary strangeness of House of Leaves (never read it, though). 

 Ok, fine, let the crustaceans do all the hard work…

Believing in Murphy’s Law? That’s a pessimistic outlook on life! Life? The planet Earth has lots of that! Earth is another word for dirt! Dirt? Trees grow from dirt! Trees have leaves! But trees also have twigs! Twigs? Another name for a skinny person is a twig! Skinny? You could also say lean. You can lean on a chalkboard! You write on chalkboards with chalk! Chalk comes from the skeletal remains of sea creatures! The sea is full of water! Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen! Hydrogen was used in the Hindenburg (sad)! The Hindenburg was a blimp! Blimps can fly! So can birds! Birds have feathers! Feathers are sometimes used to write on paper! Books are made of paper! Some books are very strange! A book that is strange is House of Leaves!

Ok, connect the I-84 highway with a spoon

I-84? It runs from Oregon to Utah! Oregon? Oregon Trail? Oregon Trail is a video game! Video games are online games that humans have quickly become addicted to! Addictions? Sugar is an addiction. How do you scoop sugar? A (sugar) spoon! Spoons!

Connect the Many-Worlds Theory to Leonardo DiCaprio.

The Many-Worlds theory? It states that multiple versions of people could be doing the same thing in parallel universes? Parallel universes? Some movies were made about that. Movies? People who act in movies are called actors. Leonardo DiCaprio is an actor!

Connect quokkas to a universal adaptor