It's A Stretch, But...

I... will abandon that for the next unlucky person.

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I'm not gonna go the 'oH iT's A cAt' route. Flaming hot Cheetos are lies. Some lies are good, but most lies are bad. As of now, same goes for movies. KPDH is a movie. Derpy the Tiger is from KPDH.

Connect the fact that felis catus, the common housecat, is a felidae, meaning it is related to the (sometimes for the African kind, which they are) social wildcats that are small predators, to the fact that DDB is a very strange website due to the fact it's a dnd website we use like a SM.

Felis catus is a felidae? That's like the fact that dogs are closely related to wolves! That's like the fact that humans are closely related to apes! Apes? You can see apes at the zoo. The zoo? Madagascar is set in the zoo. Madagascar is a country just off of the coast of Mozambique! It's also the fourth-largest island in the world! Island! Temptation Island is a TV show! TV? Television! Tele-vision? Tele- is a suffix for "far off", while vision is something I barely have! Far off, that I don't have? I don't have social media! Far off. Far out? Hippies! They hate hippies in The Simpsons! The Simpsons? Bart Simpson? "BART" stands for the Bay Area Rapid Transit (District), which is a transportation thing in San Francisco! San Francisco is on the West Coast! What other city is on the West Coast? *Sadly, not the Wes Coast* Seattle! Seattle is near where WoTC has their headquarters! What does WoTC make? Games! What's their most popular game (even though they technically didn't make make it)? D&D! What's the social website that WoTC made for D&D players? D&D Beyond! It contains the D&D Beyond Forums, which I'm posting on right now! Now, back to the not-having thing. DDB is a social D&D website, but I don't have social media! Thus, I use this D&D website as an SM!

*Wow. That was...barely coherent, but it suffices. Allow me to respond with something of my own.*

Connect the benefits of believing in Murphy's Law to the literary strangeness of House of Leaves (never read it, though). 

 Ok, fine, let the crustaceans do all the hard work…

Believing in Murphy’s Law? That’s a pessimistic outlook on life! Life? The planet Earth has lots of that! Earth is another word for dirt! Dirt? Trees grow from dirt! Trees have leaves! But trees also have twigs! Twigs? Another name for a skinny person is a twig! Skinny? You could also say lean. You can lean on a chalkboard! You write on chalkboards with chalk! Chalk comes from the skeletal remains of sea creatures! The sea is full of water! Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen! Hydrogen was used in the Hindenburg (sad)! The Hindenburg was a blimp! Blimps can fly! So can birds! Birds have feathers! Feathers are sometimes used to write on paper! Books are made of paper! Some books are very strange! A book that is strange is House of Leaves!

Ok, connect the I-84 highway with a spoon

I-84? It runs from Oregon to Utah! Oregon? Oregon Trail? Oregon Trail is a video game! Video games are online games that humans have quickly become addicted to! Addictions? Sugar is an addiction. How do you scoop sugar? A (sugar) spoon! Spoons!

Connect the Many-Worlds Theory to Leonardo DiCaprio.

The Many-Worlds theory? It states that multiple versions of people could be doing the same thing in parallel universes? Parallel universes? Some movies were made about that. Movies? People who act in movies are called actors. Leonardo DiCaprio is an actor!

Connect quokkas to a universal adaptor

Quokkas live in Australia. Australia has different outlets than many other countries. Adaptors plug into outlets.

Connect peanut butter to monopoly (The board game).

Peanut butter? Peanut butter is one of my favorite foods. Food? Food? It's an addiction of mine. Addictions? Addictions are bad. What's another example of an addiction? An addiction to money! Kleptomania! What's one way to become a kleptomaniac? A monopoly! Hey, reminds me of Monopoly!

Connect Line 31 of the Odyssey to a waxwing.

The Odyssey is a Greek epic. Epic? It’s a famous ancient story involving mythology! What’s another famous ancient story? The fall of Icarus! Icarus used wings of wax. Another terms for wings of wax is waxwings!

Connect maple syrup to an Emperor Penguin chick

Maple syrup? Made in Canada. That's what they said about the Blue Jays! They were in the World Series last year. World Series? A series of worlds? That's called a solar system! System? A system of equations? I love math! Math? I do math in Physics class. Physics is the study of matter and energy. I had a lot of energy today. Today? Today is how you describe the day that is currently happening. 

Happening? That is something that is going on in the present. Present? People get presents on their birthdays! Birthdays are when they were born, but a year later! I watched Madagascar on my birthday once! I liked the emperor penguins trying to dig out of their enclosure, even if they...somewhat miscalculated! Miscalculated...like they did to the ship? They went to Antarctica! With poor Private, the emperor penguin chick!

Connect Rocky from Project Hail Mary to Lorem Ipsum.

Rocky is a pentagonally symmetrical creature! Pentagons are also a form of polygon. Polygon sounds similar to Porygon, who is a Pokémon. Pokémon are trading cards. Cards can also be used to play games such as poker, which is used to gamble money! Money is made in certain denominations, which have different values! A value sound like valve, which is a machine used to separate or allow the flow of fluids! Speaking fluidly means to not stutter, stuttering is viewed as nervousness. One who is nervous is also known as anxious. Anxiety can be caused by many things, including senseless repetition, like as demonstrated in Loren Ipsum!

Connect sturgeons to the abyssal layer of Shedakhlah.