It's A Stretch, But...

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The song? 

Kung Fu Fighting is in Kung Fu Panda! That’s a movie about martial arts! Martial arts are a type of exercise! Exercise gives you bigger muscles and makes you more fit. A type of exercise is weightlifting!

Connect Dungeon Crawler Carl to Hypergifted. And no saying they’re both books!

You specified ‘no saying that they’re both books’. I didn’t have much time, so I made a connection within the parameters.

Maple sap? That’s another name for maple syrup! Syrup can be found in those soda machines! Machines? Machines remind me of I, Robot. Isaac Asimov? He wrote the book Foundation! A foundation is the structure keeping something up! Up is that movie about the old guy and the balloons! Didn’t Banksy make something with a balloon in it? Banksy reminds me of banks. Banks have money. Money can be phonetically spelled (I think that’s how you say that) as ‘munny’. That reminds me of Winnie-the-Pooh. ‘Pooh’ sounds like something you say in disgust. Disgust = dis + gust, which means the opposite of or something other than a gust. ‘Gust’ can be rewritten as ‘tugs’. Tugboats! Boats remind me of toy boats. My brother has one in the bath. We also played him music from a little Bluetooth speaker!

Connect the non-Cartesian planes to the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

So, non cartesian planes. They use an alternate coordinate system. Coordinates, graphs... Line graphs, bar graphs, pie graphs. Pie! I love pie! These kinds of graphs are often used for business meetings! Employment! Ahh! Jobs might involve carrying around briefcases. Briefcases are containers. What's another kind of container? A chest! Look out, it's a mimic! Mimics are shape shifters! Shapes! Which hole does this one go in? Holes, moles... We got a mole! Mafia! I miss mafia I low-key wish we could revive it again. The forums! They run on servers! What else has servers? Resteraunts! Food! Calories! Energy! Lightning! The odds of getting struck by lightning are 1 in 1.2 million. Some guy was struck by it 7 times in one life, the odds of which are are 1 in octillion. Oct...opus. Magnum opus, a cold tower of steel. This is the only way it could have ended. Magnum opus is an alchemy term! It involves the creation of the philosopher's stone. Philosophy! If making long connections is your power, then what are you without it? Philosophers might try to find the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is obviously 42.

Connect mirrors to the gravity on the moon, and if you're up for a challenge then make the sequence a palindrome. (As in it will look the same forwards and backwards if the order of the words is reversed (not the words themselves)) I have not tested this I do not know if it is possible

((I tried for an hour and it’s nigh on impossible. Also not counting the first and last words (thingies being connected)))

Mirrors…mirrors make goofy picture! There are mirrors on Moon! Laser mirrors! Mirror lasers? Moon on mirrors? Are there picture(s) [of the Moon]? Goofy [pictures]! Make mirrors [these goofy pictures]? No, it’s the Moon’s gravity that makes them goofy (cause people bouncing around and whatnot and that guy hitting the golf ball)

yeah that’s bad someone else try it or this below or exorcise my mind please

Connect Eurasia to the sum of 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + … (on to infinity through Ramanujan summation). 

(So it is possible, huh. Good job!)

Eurasia... Europe and Asia combined. Once, all the of the continents were one via Pangea. Pans... Gee, uh, they're pretty neat for making food! Food! Consumption! Taste is one of the 5 senses! 5! 5 is a number. There are many numbers, but we'll focus on 5 for a moment. Wanna know an example of what there are 5 of? 5 days that Thoth added to the year in Egyptian mythology! Egyptian gods! Set! Set set a set set in the setting of Set watching a sunset. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Buffalo Wild Wings. Wings! Red Bull gives you wings... Birds have wings. Do birds drink Red Bull? Wait I'm getting off topic. Birds fly. Planes can fly. Planes of existence. Coordinate planes. Coordinates. Maps. Globes. Spheres. Geometry.  Geo. Combined with maps... Geoguesser. Rainbolt. Rain. Water. Fire. Air. Earth. The planet Earth. It's in space. Space is pretty big, potentially infinite. An infinite series... Ramanujan summation!

Connect the Big Bang to a big bang (from a nuclear explosion). 

The Big Bang? Well, that began the universe. The Marvel Universe? Marveling is to admire something's qualities. Quality Inn is a hotel. Hotel? That sounds like 'go tell'! 'Go Tell the Bees' is an exhibit at the Museum of Jurassic Technology (apparently). The Jurassic makes me think of t-rexes. Rex is a dog's name. Dogs are funny. Comedians are funny, too. Two? The number two is one plus one. Hey, it split into two different numbers? That's like fission! Fission is mainly seen in nuclear bombs. They made big bangs.

Connect the Mesopotamian sexagesimal number system to the founder of Star Trek who got his ashes in space.