It's A Stretch, But...

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sure i guess idk

 Pls just try.

Bulletproof Boys Squad? The acronym for that is BBS! Bulletin Board Servers? Those were the ancestors of these forums! These forums are the D&D Beyond Forums! D&D is a role-playing game that develops imagination, creativity, and general tomfoolery! Tom? Wasn’t Thomas a saint? ‘You’re a saint!’ is an old way to say you’re overly kind or generous. Generuss. Gene Russell? He was a jazz keyboardist! Jazz hands! That’s like the scene from Project Hail Mary! A Hail Mary is a desperate final attempt. A tempt? Atlas was tempted to war against the gods! Atlas Shrugged is a boon by Ayn Rand! Whose name starts with Rand? Randall Monroe! He makes the webcomic xkcd!

Connect neo-liberalism to air high fives/air fist bumps.

Fun fact: BTS’s meaning translates to Bulletproof Boys Squad. You learn smth new every day!

Neo-liberalism? It involves free market capitalism! Capitalism says that people should own all the money! People? Like Elon Musk! He owns Tesla! That’s an electric car company! Electric cars? They use green energy! Like solar power! Solar? It comes from the sun! Sun or son? A son is a male child! Male? Like mail? It can be physical or digital and contains information from other people! Like your friends! Friends? You know them well! You can greet them with a high-five or fist bump! During Covid, you had to do an air high-five or an air first bump!

Connect the term “Arirang” to Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

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Fun fact: BTS’s meaning translates to Bulletproof Boys Squad. You learn smth new every day!

Neo-liberalism? It involves free market capitalism! Capitalism says that people should own all the money! People? Like Elon Musk! He owns Tesla! That’s an electric car company! Electric cars? They use green energy! Like solar power! Solar? It comes from the sun! Sun or son? A son is a male child! Male? Like mail? It can be physical or digital and contains information from other people! Like your friends! Friends? You know them well! You can greet them with a high-five or fist bump! During Covid, you had to do an air high-five or an air first bump!

Connect the term “Arirang” to Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

((ik about BTS, I was kinda looking for the rage bait lmao))

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I didn't realize you meant do your thing. 

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Fun fact: BTS’s meaning translates to Bulletproof Boys Squad. You learn smth new every day!

Neo-liberalism? It involves free market capitalism! Capitalism says that people should own all the money! People? Like Elon Musk! He owns Tesla! That’s an electric car company! Electric cars? They use green energy! Like solar power! Solar? It comes from the sun! Sun or son? A son is a male child! Male? Like mail? It can be physical or digital and contains information from other people! Like your friends! Friends? You know them well! You can greet them with a high-five or fist bump! During Covid, you had to do an air high-five or an air first bump!

Connect the term “Arirang” to Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

((ik about BTS, I was kinda looking for the rage bait lmao))

 (Cool! Do you listen to their music too?)

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Fun fact: BTS’s meaning translates to Bulletproof Boys Squad. You learn smth new every day!

Neo-liberalism? It involves free market capitalism! Capitalism says that people should own all the money! People? Like Elon Musk! He owns Tesla! That’s an electric car company! Electric cars? They use green energy! Like solar power! Solar? It comes from the sun! Sun or son? A son is a male child! Male? Like mail? It can be physical or digital and contains information from other people! Like your friends! Friends? You know them well! You can greet them with a high-five or fist bump! During Covid, you had to do an air high-five or an air first bump!

Connect the term “Arirang” to Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

((ik about BTS, I was kinda looking for the rage bait lmao))

 (Cool! Do you listen to their music too?)

((no, I'm not much of a pop music guy)) 

Arirang is one of the most beloved Korean folk songs! Korea? North Korea is one of the most oppressive places in the world. World? Whirled? When you whirl, you gyrate with no fixed point! Gyroscopes measure and maintain orientation! Orientation is given for rising college students! College is a school after school ends. Ends? The End in Minecraft? Mine + Craft? That sounds like the jewelry industry! Industrialization is a process of national development! Development can involve training! Trains? Trains go fast! There are trains in Italy! Italy? The Italian Stallion? Rocky? Wait, like Rocky from Project Hail Mary?

Connect hippocampi to Gen Alpha.

Hippocampi? They’re part horse, part fish! Fish? It needs fishing rods! Rods? Like poles! Like the North and South Poles! There’s penguins at the South one! They’re black and white! Like a tuxedo! You wear one at the Oscars! KPDH won an Oscar! It’s about a girl band fighting demons! Demons? Like Pazuzu? Pazuzu sounds like Labubu! A Labubu is a Scandinavian troll doll! What kind of trend is Labubu? A Gen Alpha Trend!

Connect a deck of cards to grandson, the musical artist.

A deck of cards has several different cards, including the King, the Queen, and the Jack. That's a family! If you extend that, you get grandparents and grandchildren. Grandchildren can be grandsons, like the musical artist!

Connect Poker to the Dell Pro Tower

Poker? It's a card game and the thing in a fireplace! A red-hot poker was once mentioned in a cartoon by Gary Larson! Larson...sounds like arson! Arson burns buildings down. If you go down, you're going underground. Moles live underground. Spies can be referred to as moles. Spies use gathered intelligence to do their jobs and then acquire more intelligence in return. How do they do this? Computers! What's an example of a computer? A Dell Pro Tower!

Connect Plato's Republic to Kepler 37-b.

(and no saying that they're both mammals!)

Plato's Republic. I'd italicize it but I can't on mobile and don't feel like switching. It discusses the concept of justice. Justice. There are many different attempts to establish it. One type is a court of law. Lawyers! Ace Attorney! TAKE THAT! An ace is a playing card. What's one game you play with playing cards? Poker! Another definition for poker is a tool to keep a fireplace. (I kid you not I typed this and then read the one above me and realized I did the exact same thing... Oh well) Fireplaces have their smoke go up chimneys. Who goes down chimneys? Santa Claus! But it's May, not December! Why am I talking about Christmas? I'm gonna end up defrosting Mariah Carey! Haha, don't worry, we should be fine for now. Defrosting is a setting on a microwave. Micro is a word for small. There are many small things in life, but there's also many big things. Like planets. But what's the smallest planet ever discovered! An exoplanet, Kepler 37-b!

Also you can't stop me, they're both mammals *evil laughter*

Connect the anime Death Note to Free Birds, the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

Death note? I haven't watched that show. You know what else I haven't watched? Free Birds!

Connect wingdings to Deep Blue vs Kasparov