It's A Stretch, But...

Since you didn't post a continuation, I'll choose two words from yours ---- 'brakes' (slightly manipulated for the purpose of making this harder) and the word 'boing'. 

Brakes? Brakes are found on vehicles! Vehicles? I loved cars once! They put me in a truck! A rubber truck! A rubber truck with cars! And I loved cars once...!? The '!?' is commonly used in chess to describe a minor blunder or surprising, risky move. "Hey, move it, punk!" is a common saying among old people. Old people are called seniors! Seniors are also people in their last year of high school or college! College makes me think of parties. Parties are fun, but they can get bad. 6up 5oh, people! That's a song by Will Wood as well. Wood is a relatively common material of which trees are primarily made. I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. The Lorax goes jumping around a ton----heck, by the end, he just boings out of there on the seat of his pants!

Connect the expression '6up 5oh' to an MC in cabaret.

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Since you didn't post a continuation, I'll choose two words from yours ---- 'brakes' (slightly manipulated for the purpose of making this harder) and the word 'boing'. 

Brakes? Brakes are found on vehicles! Vehicles? I loved cars once! They put me in a truck! A rubber truck! A rubber truck with cars! And I loved cars once...!? The '!?' is commonly used in chess to describe a minor blunder or surprising, risky move. "Hey, move it, punk!" is a common saying among old people. Old people are called seniors! Seniors are also people in their last year of high school or college! College makes me think of parties. Parties are fun, but they can get bad. 6up 5oh, people! That's a song by Will Wood as well. Wood is a relatively common material of which trees are primarily made. I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. The Lorax goes jumping around a ton----heck, by the end, he just boings out of there on the seat of his pants!

Connect the expression '6up 5oh' to an MC in cabaret.

Well, something else to connect, but I no longer care 

6up 5oh? It refers to authority! Like the government! Government? The prime minister of Canada is Mark Carney! Mark? It can mean a spot or x on an object! X marks the spot! Like in Treasure Island! That’s about Pirates! Pirates never actually buried treasure! Only once did it happen! Near New York! New York? Taylor Swift made a song about that! She calls her albums eras! Eras? Like the Cambrian Era? Lots of weird animals lived in that time period! Like trilobites! Their name can mean triple munches! Munches? Edward Munch? He made children’s books! What do lots of children like to eat? Chocolate! Like Kit Kat bars! There’s a club in Cabaret called the Kit Kat Club! It has an MC!

Connect Eleven from Stranger Things to a traditional Japanese kimono.

What does a magnet have? Two poles, like the earth. The earth is a sphere, and so is the moon. A moon unlike the Death Star. It blew up. Blew? Blue like Eiffel 5? Or Baloo, who like the Eiffel 5 can sing? Sing, the movie? Animals are there, like Star Wars. What does Star Wars have? Planets. Tatooine is a sand-colored planet, and so is Saturn. Saturn technically can float, like certain bowling balls. You know what doesn’t float? Grapes. They are purple, like Barney the dinosaur. He doesn’t like getting his bell-button wet. You know what else doesn’t like getting wet? Competitive swimmers’ hair. Why hair? It bounces about like the similarly-named hare. It’s fast, and so are dolphins, and dolphins actually have hair. It slows them down while swimming, so they become bald. Unfortunately, Samuel L Jackson doesn’t like to swim even though he is bald, and most swimmers don’t want to look like him, even on a good day. A good thing to do on a good day is ramble.

Where was I? Australia? My intellect is staggering. Like garlic breath. Who used garlic? Grave robbers during the Black Death. The legend is that four thieves came up with eating garlic to fend off the plague germs, and they didn’t die a horrible death of tumors and mice. They were still thieves, and thieves don’t want to show their hair, so they wear masks. So do swimmers. They want to make quick getaways like robbers, and robbers often use elastic stuff like pantyhose to go over their heads to hide, among other things, their hair. And that’s why we have swimmers caps.

Connect Vanilla Ice to 3 kobolds in a trench coat 

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What does a magnet have? Two poles, like the earth. The earth is a sphere, and so is the moon. A moon unlike the Death Star. It blew up. Blew? Blue like Eiffel 5? Or Baloo, who like the Eiffel 5 can sing? Sing, the movie? Animals are there, like Star Wars. What does Star Wars have? Planets. Tatooine is a sand-colored planet, and so is Saturn. Saturn technically can float, like certain bowling balls. You know what doesn’t float? Grapes. They are purple, like Barney the dinosaur. He doesn’t like getting his bell-button wet. You know what else doesn’t like getting wet? Competitive swimmers’ hair. Why hair? It bounces about like the similarly-named hare. It’s fast, and so are dolphins, and dolphins actually have hair. It slows them down while swimming, so they become bald. Unfortunately, Samuel L Jackson doesn’t like to swim even though he is bald, and most swimmers don’t want to look like him, even on a good day. A good thing to do on a good day is ramble.

 

Where was I? Australia? My intellect is staggering. Like garlic breath. Who used garlic? Grave robbers during the Black Death. The legend is that four thieves came up with eating garlic to fend off the plague germs, and they didn’t die a horrible death of tumors and mice. They were still thieves, and thieves don’t want to show their hair, so they wear masks. So do swimmers. They want to make quick getaways like robbers, and robbers often use elastic stuff like pantyhose to go over their heads to hide, among other things, their hair. And that’s why we have swimmers caps.

 

Connect Vanilla Ice to 3 kobolds in a trench coat 

 You missed mine.

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What does a magnet have? Two poles, like the earth. The earth is a sphere, and so is the moon. A moon unlike the Death Star. It blew up. Blew? Blue like Eiffel 5? Or Baloo, who like the Eiffel 5 can sing? Sing, the movie? Animals are there, like Star Wars. What does Star Wars have? Planets. Tatooine is a sand-colored planet, and so is Saturn. Saturn technically can float, like certain bowling balls. You know what doesn’t float? Grapes. They are purple, like Barney the dinosaur. He doesn’t like getting his bell-button wet. You know what else doesn’t like getting wet? Competitive swimmers’ hair. Why hair? It bounces about like the similarly-named hare. It’s fast, and so are dolphins, and dolphins actually have hair. It slows them down while swimming, so they become bald. Unfortunately, Samuel L Jackson doesn’t like to swim even though he is bald, and most swimmers don’t want to look like him, even on a good day. A good thing to do on a good day is ramble.

 

Where was I? Australia? My intellect is staggering. Like garlic breath. Who used garlic? Grave robbers during the Black Death. The legend is that four thieves came up with eating garlic to fend off the plague germs, and they didn’t die a horrible death of tumors and mice. They were still thieves, and thieves don’t want to show their hair, so they wear masks. So do swimmers. They want to make quick getaways like robbers, and robbers often use elastic stuff like pantyhose to go over their heads to hide, among other things, their hair. And that’s why we have swimmers caps.

 

Connect Vanilla Ice to 3 kobolds in a trench coat 

Well vanilla ice reminds me of ice cream witch then reminds me of children and childish troupes, like multiple kids in a trench coat and that reminds me of 3 kobolds in 1 trench coat and bam! I did it.

Connect a land shark to childhood ptsd. (Should be simple)

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6up 5oh? It refers to authority! Like the government! Government? The prime minister of Canada is Mark Carney! Mark? It can mean a spot or x on an object! X marks the spot! Like in Treasure Island! That’s about Pirates! Pirates never actually buried treasure! Only once did it happen! Near New York! New York? Taylor Swift made a song about that! She calls her albums eras! Eras? Like the Cambrian Era? Lots of weird animals lived in that time period! Like trilobites! Their name can mean triple munches! Munches? Edward Munch? He made children’s books! What do lots of children like to eat? Chocolate! Like Kit Kat bars! There’s a club in Cabaret called the Kit Kat Club! It has an MC!

Connect Eleven from Stranger Things to a traditional Japanese kimono.

 Eleven from Stranger Things? Isn’t that a weird movie or set of movies? What is also strange is that several posts slipped between someone asking for the comparison of a magnet and a swimmer’s cap. Slipped? The pool is wet, and the water is smooth. Smooth like a bowling ball, which rolls. Segways roll, and are mostly flat. So are T-shirts, which are named such because they look like a T. T-pose? Isn’t that what Fortnite players do to flip people off because their hands are frozen in claw shapes? Claw? DR. Claw from Inspector Gadget. Go go Gadget Rocket Shoes!!! They backfire, like an old car. Old cars are classics, and so is 2014 5e. 5? Five armies battling, and all because of one hoard. Hoard? Horde? Panic it’s the Mongols! They are brutal raiders. So were the Japanese (now they are technologic geniuses and sometime kawaii). Kawaii? I don’t know why; you tell me. Who tells me? The boomers, who are more traditional. What is more traditional than a kimono?

Relate Elijah Wood to Rush E

Elijah Wood is a film producer, lord of the rings, rivendell, breaking of the fellowship, edit of the tune, edit made by sheet music boss, sheet music boss made rush e!

Of Mice and Men related to ziploc bags

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6up 5oh? It refers to authority! Like the government! Government? The prime minister of Canada is Mark Carney! Mark? It can mean a spot or x on an object! X marks the spot! Like in Treasure Island! That’s about Pirates! Pirates never actually buried treasure! Only once did it happen! Near New York! New York? Taylor Swift made a song about that! She calls her albums eras! Eras? Like the Cambrian Era? Lots of weird animals lived in that time period! Like trilobites! Their name can mean triple munches! Munches? Edward Munch? He made children’s books! What do lots of children like to eat? Chocolate! Like Kit Kat bars! There’s a club in Cabaret called the Kit Kat Club! It has an MC!

Connect Eleven from Stranger Things to a traditional Japanese kimono.

 Eleven from Stranger Things? Isn’t that a weird movie or set of movies? What is also strange is that several posts slipped between someone asking for the comparison of a magnet and a swimmer’s cap. Slipped? The pool is wet, and the water is smooth. Smooth like a bowling ball, which rolls. Segways roll, and are mostly flat. So are T-shirts, which are named such because they look like a T. T-pose? Isn’t that what Fortnite players do to flip people off because their hands are frozen in claw shapes? Claw? DR. Claw from Inspector Gadget. Go go Gadget Rocket Shoes!!! They backfire, like an old car. Old cars are classics, and so is 2014 5e. 5? Five armies battling, and all because of one hoard. Hoard? Horde? Panic it’s the Mongols! They are brutal raiders. So were the Japanese (now they are technologic geniuses and sometime kawaii). Kawaii? I don’t know why; you tell me. Who tells me? The boomers, who are more traditional. What is more traditional than a kimono?

 

Relate Elijah Wood to Rush E

 *I love how you said T-poses flip people off, but in reality, it’s hitting the gritty right after you kill someone.*

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Elijah Wood is a film producer, lord of the rings, rivendell, breaking of the fellowship, edit of the tune, edit made by sheet music boss, sheet music boss made rush e!

 

Of Mice and Men related to ziploc bags

 Of Mice and Men? It talks about plans going wrong! Wrong is the opposite of right! Right? Wright? The Wright Brothers? They invented the first real plane! Plane? We use them to fly places! On vacations! Vacations are relaxing trips! Airport Security, which you have to go through first, is not! You have to put toiletries in ziplock bags!

Connect the Fushimi-Inari shrine to the movie Puss in Boots and the Last Wish.