Well, that cow may have the high ground, but it underestimates my power!
Shaggy cow with golden brown fur. Nothing superior to it, search a pic.
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
can we get back on topic here are there pacts up on the table our not
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
The stars hold her secrets… the stone her memory… grandmother, grandmother, her kindness is akin to treachery!
In exchange for… your name, perhaps… or a firstborn, or even better than a first born-the seventh born of a seventh born- not necessarily yours- I shall grant you unimaginable powers- success beyond your wildest dreams..
Well, that cow may have the high ground, but it underestimates my power!
Shaggy cow with golden brown fur. Nothing superior to it, search a pic.
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
I'm a platypus. I'm not sure anyone has figured it out yet.
This teacher always yells at me when I put a fedora on. He says it's "school rules" but I don't trust him. I bet he's undercover Doofenschmirtz.
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Well, that cow may have the high ground, but it underestimates my power!
Shaggy cow with golden brown fur. Nothing superior to it, search a pic.
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
I'm a platypus. I'm not sure anyone has figured it out yet.
This teacher always yells at me when I put a fedora on. He says it's "school rules" but I don't trust him. I bet he's undercover Doofenschmirtz.
lol. I started rewatching Phineas and Ferb recently for childhood memories since I was bored.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Well, that cow may have the high ground, but it underestimates my power!
Shaggy cow with golden brown fur. Nothing superior to it, search a pic.
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
I'm a platypus. I'm not sure anyone has figured it out yet.
This teacher always yells at me when I put a fedora on. He says it's "school rules" but I don't trust him. I bet he's undercover Doofenschmirtz.
lol. I started rewatching Phineas and Ferb recently for childhood memories since I was bored.
Well, that cow may have the high ground, but it underestimates my power!
Shaggy cow with golden brown fur. Nothing superior to it, search a pic.
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
I'm a platypus. I'm not sure anyone has figured it out yet.
This teacher always yells at me when I put a fedora on. He says it's "school rules" but I don't trust him. I bet he's undercover Doofenschmirtz.
lol. I started rewatching Phineas and Ferb recently for childhood memories since I was bored.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Say, technically you can make a pact with a lich so...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
I see. Well that's a chill little fella, still not beyond the laws of space and time so not stronger then us patrons but still a chill guy. Are you a highland cow tho? From what I can tell you're a dragon. (A circle of them to be exact)
Edit: I hate when my edits just don't register and I have to make another edit so that DDB actually realizes it's supposed to change the post
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
can we get back on topic here are there pacts up on the table our not
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I will offer my pact for you to gain abilities from me, a highland cow. I will grant you cuteness magic and shapeshifting.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Yeah. I offer control over space, time, sanity and more. I'll also give you a really cool hat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The stars hold her secrets… the stone her memory… grandmother, grandmother, her kindness is akin to treachery!
In exchange for… your name, perhaps… or a firstborn, or even better than a first born-the seventh born of a seventh born- not necessarily yours- I shall grant you unimaginable powers- success beyond your wildest dreams..
I'm a platypus. I'm not sure anyone has figured it out yet.
This teacher always yells at me when I put a fedora on. He says it's "school rules" but I don't trust him. I bet he's undercover Doofenschmirtz.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
um are you a warlock or patron?
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I... Am Gibber. Tarasque jockey!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
lol. I started rewatching Phineas and Ferb recently for childhood memories since I was bored.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
There's a new season coming in June actually.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I watch on Disney+ so it shows that.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Say, technically you can make a pact with a lich so...
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
all good offers put what are the prices
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
This
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Anything you wish to give away, my dear! Your ability to love… to feel happiness and warmth… your attention, perhaps even… your name?
You admit highland cows are the best cows.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
hmm what about I take ALL OF THEM
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Hmmm... Give me 5 humanoid hearts. I'm hungry.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-