I hope that your trick-or-treating bag rips on Halloween and you don't notice it, so when you get home you're stuck with a few pieces of candy.
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I hope someone takes your trick-or-treating bag on accident because they think it's theirs so you don't get any candy at all (that happened to me once)
I hope someone takes your trick-or-treating bag on accident because they think it's theirs so you don't get any candy at all (that happened to me once)
*Same...once I spent the entire Halloween night (at least 8 hours -- I was like 9) getting all the candy I could. Had somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 pieces. Turns out all of me + my siblings' bags looked the same -- and then I discovered my sister eating my candy at 10 AM when I woke up.*
Anyway...I hope on Thanksgiving, your turkey burns so badly you have to go out and eat dinner at midnight.
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I hope you get a Jolly Rancher but when you try to open it some of the wrapping gets stuck to it and you can't get it off
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I hope when you go to get your leftovers of your favorite meal that someone in your house ate it.
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I hope your candy canes snap before you can open them.
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I hope your candy gets lost
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I hope you only get apples and dental floss for Halloween and get your house egged
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I hope that your trick-or-treating bag rips on Halloween and you don't notice it, so when you get home you're stuck with a few pieces of candy.
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You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
I hope someone takes your trick-or-treating bag on accident because they think it's theirs so you don't get any candy at all (that happened to me once)
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I hope your trick-or-treating bag breaks
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*Same...once I spent the entire Halloween night (at least 8 hours -- I was like 9) getting all the candy I could. Had somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 pieces. Turns out all of me + my siblings' bags looked the same -- and then I discovered my sister eating my candy at 10 AM when I woke up.*
Anyway...I hope on Thanksgiving, your turkey burns so badly you have to go out and eat dinner at midnight.
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You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!