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Fern kinda smooths out his tunic with a small sigh, then says, "Well, when I was a little kid, I'd hear stories about a place vaguely like this, where naughty brats would have to learn kindness to escape, but that hasn't really helped us get out yet."
"Ah. I see. The power of friendship... how great..." She says with a sigh.
"Well, there is something else... There was this young kid, he'd been down here far longer than any of us... but he saw something, something that drove him insane. He was always telling little stories about roses, shards, and the one he was most insistent was real, about a magic stone circle... He disappeared, a long time ago. The water clock he made, which had counted like 20 years—which can't possibly be right—broke the day before that, so I don't know how long ago."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
(I’m considering making a bunch of fodder characters just to tack up deaths to make this thread seem more deadly lol also I met a cave monster named Jeff he’s hungry someone feed Jeff)
*He's a roomba.*
(Totally different Jeff but they do worship our lord and savior Jeff the evil roomba)
(I’m considering making a bunch of fodder characters just to tack up deaths to make this thread seem more deadly lol also I met a cave monster named Jeff he’s hungry someone feed Jeff)
*He's a roomba.*
(Totally different Jeff but they do worship our lord and savior Jeff the evil roomba)
*OUI OUI! JEFF EST TRES TRES TRES BIEN! J'ADORE JEFF LE MECHANT ROOMBA!*
"Well, there is something else... There was this young kid, he'd been down here far longer than any of us... but he saw something, something that drove him insane. He was always telling little stories about roses, shards, and the one he was most insistent was real, about a magic stone circle... He disappeared, a long time ago. The water clock he made, which had counted like 20 years—which can't possibly be right—broke the day before that, so I don't know how long ago."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
"We've got clean water, berries, mystery tree syrup, and whatever's on the newest corpses. And if you don't mind, we also have the newest corpses. Fortunately, you probably won't get hungry very often. Stuff's weird down here."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"Well, there is something else... There was this young kid, he'd been down here far longer than any of us... but he saw something, something that drove him insane. He was always telling little stories about roses, shards, and the one he was most insistent was real, about a magic stone circle... He disappeared, a long time ago. The water clock he made, which had counted like 20 years—which can't possibly be right—broke the day before that, so I don't know how long ago."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
"We've got clean water, berries, mystery tree syrup, and whatever's on the newest corpses. And if you don't mind, we also have the newest corpses. Fortunately, you probably won't get hungry very often. Stuff's weird down here."
"Well, there is something else... There was this young kid, he'd been down here far longer than any of us... but he saw something, something that drove him insane. He was always telling little stories about roses, shards, and the one he was most insistent was real, about a magic stone circle... He disappeared, a long time ago. The water clock he made, which had counted like 20 years—which can't possibly be right—broke the day before that, so I don't know how long ago."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
"We've got clean water, berries, mystery tree syrup, and whatever's on the newest corpses. And if you don't mind, we also have the newest corpses. Fortunately, you probably won't get hungry very often. Stuff's weird down here."
"Can we cook. Like even a campfire?"
"We have an oven, made from clay. I managed to make some bread once after someone with a bag of flour fell. Tasted weird though, not sure why."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"Well, there is something else... There was this young kid, he'd been down here far longer than any of us... but he saw something, something that drove him insane. He was always telling little stories about roses, shards, and the one he was most insistent was real, about a magic stone circle... He disappeared, a long time ago. The water clock he made, which had counted like 20 years—which can't possibly be right—broke the day before that, so I don't know how long ago."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
"We've got clean water, berries, mystery tree syrup, and whatever's on the newest corpses. And if you don't mind, we also have the newest corpses. Fortunately, you probably won't get hungry very often. Stuff's weird down here."
"Can we cook. Like even a campfire?"
"We have an oven, made from clay. I managed to make some bread once after someone with a bag of flour fell. Tasted weird though, not sure why."
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though) I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Panic: start with 5 Panic. Sometimes you'll gain panic or have to roll (1d100) higher than your panic level or you'll suffer frightened (or insanity...). At 100 Panic you instantly die from fear. Hp: 10
Panic: 5 You always have a torch, and bring 5 "firestrikers" (matches) with you when leaving the Base Cave.
Weapon: stone axe (+2 to hit, 1d6+2 slash)
Equipment: small knife. Pouches (5), 5 matches
Dex +2
Wis +1
Con +1
Str +0
Int +0
Cha +0
Plyin wakes up in darkness, with a subsiding pain in their hand. Seems like they slept on their hand. Grogally, they say, "wha-where am I? Why is it so dark..."
"So we are [cave]ed? Do we have any food in this cave? Or animals?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
(Totally different Jeff but they do worship our lord and savior Jeff the evil roomba)
*OUI OUI! JEFF EST TRES TRES TRES BIEN! J'ADORE JEFF LE MECHANT ROOMBA!*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"We've got clean water, berries, mystery tree syrup, and whatever's on the newest corpses. And if you don't mind, we also have the newest corpses. Fortunately, you probably won't get hungry very often. Stuff's weird down here."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Can we cook. Like even a campfire?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I gtg but I'll be on tomorrow, goodnight y'all*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"We have an oven, made from clay. I managed to make some bread once after someone with a bag of flour fell. Tasted weird though, not sure why."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Have any pickaxes?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I'mma join this tomorrow*
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato
My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though)
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid
ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
"We had a few. I wasn't able to bring any back from the last real outing."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
(Ima just chill with all the cave monsters Jeff introduced me to bob and
tghftgcsthey don’t talk about them)"Any other supplies?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Ropes, twine, wire, pitons, chisels, hammers. Fish hooks as well, but I haven't been able to catch any fish."
"But be careful with how much you carry. It could easily cost your life. Or at least a limb."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
(Bob does loves eating limbs)
Plyin: (any pronouns)
Panic: start with 5 Panic. Sometimes you'll gain panic or have to roll (1d100) higher than your panic level or you'll suffer frightened (or insanity...). At 100 Panic you instantly die from fear.
Hp: 10
Panic: 5
You always have a torch, and bring 5 "firestrikers" (matches) with you when leaving the Base Cave.
Weapon: stone axe (+2 to hit, 1d6+2 slash)
Equipment: small knife. Pouches (5), 5 matches
Dex +2
Wis +1
Con +1
Str +0
Int +0
Cha +0
Plyin wakes up in darkness, with a subsiding pain in their hand. Seems like they slept on their hand. Grogally, they say, "wha-where am I? Why is it so dark..."
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
"Any beds? 'Or at least animals?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Yeahhhhhhhh :D*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
* I promise, those are my actual rolls 😭 , two fives*
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
*Anyone wanna rp?*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
"We have lots of blankets, and a few rickety beds; but you won't get tired easily. Not really any animals down here. Only monsters."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."